The Best Episodes Written By Etan Cohen

Every TV Episode Written by Etan Cohen Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 6 Episode 21 - Returning Japanese (1)
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Returning Japanese (1)

    S6:E21

    The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  2. undefined Season 6 Episode 16 - Beer and Loathing
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #2 - Beer and Loathing

    S6:E16

    Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  3. undefined Season 8 Episode 8 - Rich Hank, Poor Hank
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #3 - Rich Hank, Poor Hank

    S8:E8

    Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  4. undefined Season 9 Episode 15 - It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #4 - It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings

    S9:E15

    Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  5. undefined Season 7 Episode 12 - Vision Quest
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #5 - Vision Quest

    S7:E12

    Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  6. undefined Season 4 Episode 3 - Dope & Faith
    7.6/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Dope & Faith

    S4:E3

    Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who's like him in every way but one--he's an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  7. undefined Season 6 Episode 4 - The Father, the Son, and J.C.
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #7 - The Father, the Son, and J.C.

    S6:E4

    Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  8. undefined Season 8 Episode 9 - Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
    7.3/10(4 votes)

    #8 - Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

    S8:E9

    Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 3 - Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #9 - Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option

    S3:E3

    Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  10. undefined Season 9 Episode 3 - Death Buys a Timeshare
    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #10 - Death Buys a Timeshare

    S9:E3

    Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  11. undefined Season 9 Episode 11 - Redcorn Gambles with His Future
    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #11 - Redcorn Gambles with His Future

    S9:E11

    John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  12. undefined Season 4 Episode 25 - The Candidates
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - The Candidates

    S4:E25

    Gretchen and Vince both run for president.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  13. undefined Season 7 Episode 27 - The Miracle That Is Beavis
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - The Miracle That Is Beavis

    S7:E27

    Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  14. undefined Season 6 Episode 10 - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #14 - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

    S6:E10

    A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  15. undefined Season 5 Episode 40 - Womyn
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Womyn

    S5:E40

    Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  16. undefined Season 5 Episode 49 - Green Thumbs
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Green Thumbs

    S5:E49

    The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  17. undefined Season 6 Episode 17 - P.T.A.
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - P.T.A.

    S6:E17

    Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  18. undefined Season 7 Episode 7 - Dumbasses Anonymous
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Dumbasses Anonymous

    S7:E7

    Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  19. undefined Season 7 Episode 10 - Cyber-Butt
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Cyber-Butt

    S7:E10

    The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  20. undefined Season 7 Episode 26 - Impotence
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Impotence

    S7:E26

    The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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  21. undefined Season 7 Episode 31 - Drinking Butt-ies
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Drinking Butt-ies

    S7:E31

    The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Etan Cohen

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Etan Cohen Ratings Summary

"Returning Japanese (1)" is the best rated episode written by Etan Cohen. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 5/12/2002 and is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "Beer and Loathing".