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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - High School Reunion
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #1 - High School Reunion

    S2:E10

    It's high-school reunion time, and Andre is looking forward to basking in his success while Ruxin wants to show off Sofia. Meanwhile, Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  2. undefined Season 4 Episode 4 - The Breastalyzer
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #2 - The Breastalyzer

    S4:E4

    Kevin and Jenny realize that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Meanwhile, Rafi is entrusted to take Ruxin's son to his swim class.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  3. undefined Season 4 Episode 11 - 12.12.12
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #3 - 12.12.12

    S4:E11

    Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  4. undefined Season 4 Episode 13 - The Curse of Shiva
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #4 - The Curse of Shiva

    S4:E13

    Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  5. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Mr. McGibblets
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    #5 - Mr. McGibblets

    S1:E4

    The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  6. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - Ghost Monkey
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #6 - Ghost Monkey

    S2:E7

    Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  7. undefined Season 2 Episode 13 - The Sacko Bowl
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #7 - The Sacko Bowl

    S2:E13

    At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  8. undefined Season 3 Episode 1 - The Lockout
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #8 - The Lockout

    S3:E1

    The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  9. undefined Season 4 Episode 1 - Training Camp
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #9 - Training Camp

    S4:E1

    The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  10. undefined Season 4 Episode 9 - Bro-lo El Cordero
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Bro-lo El Cordero

    S4:E9

    Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy. Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke is committing adultery. The group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  11. undefined Season 4 Episode 10 - Our Dinner With Andre
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Our Dinner With Andre

    S4:E10

    Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  12. undefined Season 4 Episode 12 - A Krampus Carol
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #12 - A Krampus Carol

    S4:E12

    Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  13. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - Bro-Lo El Cunado
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #13 - Bro-Lo El Cunado

    S2:E2

    The married guys atone for Vegas with an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny and 'Terrific Lady Day' for Ruxin and Sofia. Raffi continues to plague the league with his abrasive personality and creepy mannerisms.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  14. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - The White Knuckler
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #14 - The White Knuckler

    S2:E3

    Andre brings in a new partner to expand his medical practice. Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  15. undefined Season 2 Episode 4 - The Kluneberg
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #15 - The Kluneberg

    S2:E4

    Jenny and the guys catch up with their old friend Russell, and the guys all try to get Rafi out of the league by pretending that it's being ended. Meanwhile, Taco finds a toilet seat in a dumpster, and Andre buys an "interesting" expensive painting.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  16. undefined Season 4 Episode 3 - The Freeze Out
    7.8/10(3 votes)

    #16 - The Freeze Out

    S4:E3

    A kid's birthday party interferes with Pete's planned paintball outing. Meanwhile, Ruxin has a run-in with a sushi chef.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  17. undefined Season 4 Episode 5 - Judge MacArthur
    7.8/10(3 votes)

    #17 - Judge MacArthur

    S4:E5

    Kevin runs into NFL quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick at a charity event. Meanwhile, the guys attempt to determine who among them is the smartest.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  18. undefined Season 5 Episode 9 - The Automatic Faucet
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #18 - The Automatic Faucet

    S5:E9

    Pete's lineups at work are out-performing his fantasy roster. Andre makes a trade with Jenny that could threaten his career. Rafi and Taco try to cash in on Kevin's mortality.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  19. undefined Season 5 Episode 11 - The Credit Card Alert
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #19 - The Credit Card Alert

    S5:E11

    Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  20. undefined Season 3 Episode 12 - St. Pete
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #20 - St. Pete

    S3:E12

    Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  21. undefined Season 3 Episode 13 - The Funeral
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #21 - The Funeral

    S3:E13

    The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte, and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  22. undefined Season 1 Episode 5 - The Usual Bet
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #22 - The Usual Bet

    S1:E5

    Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the games, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  23. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - The Shiva Bowl
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #23 - The Shiva Bowl

    S1:E6

    The guys try to hide the Shiva Trophy from their high school classmate - the actual Shiva. Taco gets a "real person job at a Volkswagen dealership.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  24. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - Vegas Draft
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #24 - Vegas Draft

    S2:E1

    Andre plans an extravagant trip to Vegas for the league's 2010 fantasy draft, but the group credits Pete to mess with Andre. The gang must choose between Jenny and Ruxin's creepy brother-in-law, Raffi, when a spot on the league opens up during the trip.

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    Writer:Jackie Marcus Schaffer

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  25. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - Yobogoya!
    7.6/10(4 votes)

    #25 - Yobogoya!

    S3:E6

    Jenny jeopardizes Ruxin's chance to work on a big case with his boss, Mr. Hudabega. Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop.

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Jackie Marcus Schaffer Ratings Summary

"High School Reunion" is the best rated episode written by Jackie Marcus Schaffer. It scored 8.5/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 11/18/2010 and is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Breastalyzer".