The Best Episodes Written By Jeff Schaffer

Every TV Episode Written by Jeff Schaffer Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for Thanksgiving
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #1 - Thanksgiving

    Missing info
    S3:E8

    Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father, and Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment. Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.

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  2. Background image for Happy New Year
    8.9/10(15 votes)

    #2 - Happy New Year

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    S10:E1

    Larry makes a new enemy and gets into hot water at a cocktail party.

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  3. Background image for The Guest Bong
    8.8/10(3 votes)

    #3 - The Guest Bong

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    S3:E11

    Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.

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  4. Background image for No Lessons Learned
    8.7/10(7 votes)

    #4 - No Lessons Learned

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    S12:E10

    Larry returns to Atlanta, where he gets involved in Richard's love life and reveals a secret about Cheryl.

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  5. Background image for Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry
    8.5/10(14 votes)

    #5 - Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry

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    S10:E8

    A prominent actor shadows Larry to prepare for an upcoming role. Larry meddles in the sale of Cheryl’s sister’s house, helps Leon grow a new business and stirs up trouble at a dinner party hosted by Richard’s girlfriend.

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  6. Background image for High School Reunion
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #6 - High School Reunion

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    S2:E10

    It's high-school reunion time, and Andre is looking forward to basking in his success while Ruxin wants to show off Sofia. Meanwhile, Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.

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  7. Background image for The Breastalyzer
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #7 - The Breastalyzer

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    S4:E4

    Kevin and Jenny realize that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Meanwhile, Rafi is entrusted to take Ruxin's son to his swim class.

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  8. Background image for 12.12.12
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #8 - 12.12.12

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    S4:E11

    Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.

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  9. Background image for The Curse of Shiva
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #9 - The Curse of Shiva

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    S4:E13

    Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.

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  10. Background image for The Chicken Roaster
    8.3/10(25 votes)

    #10 - The Chicken Roaster

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    S8:E8

    George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.

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  11. Background image for The Accidental Text on Purpose
    8.2/10(16 votes)

    #11 - The Accidental Text on Purpose

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    S9:E6

    Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.

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  12. Background image for Mr. McGibblets
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Mr. McGibblets

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    S1:E4

    The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.

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  13. Background image for The Voice
    8.2/10(21 votes)

    #13 - The Voice

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    S9:E2

    Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

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  14. Background image for The Label Maker
    8.2/10(25 votes)

    #14 - The Label Maker

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    S6:E12

    George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.

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  15. Background image for The Calzone
    8.1/10(25 votes)

    #15 - The Calzone

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    S7:E20

    George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.

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  16. Background image for Side Sitting
    8.1/10(13 votes)

    #16 - Side Sitting

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    S10:E2

    Larry's lawyer tries to resolve the situation with his assistant, Alice. Larry surprises Susie with an impressive birthday gift and comes one step closer to exacting revenge on Mocha Joe.

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  17. Background image for The Ugly Section
    8.1/10(10 votes)

    #17 - The Ugly Section

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    S10:E7

    Larry attempts to capitalize on a friend’s unexpected death and takes issue with a pattern of discrimination at a trendy restaurant. Later, Larry offers his dermatologist’s son a job and Richard has a suspiciously good day on the golf course.

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  18. Background image for The Doodle
    8.1/10(23 votes)

    #18 - The Doodle

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    S6:E20

    Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds.

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  19. Background image for The Gymnast
    8.0/10(23 votes)

    #19 - The Gymnast

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    S6:E6

    His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.

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  20. Background image for The Secret Code
    8.0/10(25 votes)

    #20 - The Secret Code

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    S7:E7

    George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.

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  21. Background image for The Summer of George
    8.0/10(21 votes)

    #21 - The Summer of George

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    S8:E22

    Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.

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  22. Background image for Atlanta
    8.0/10(7 votes)

    #22 - Atlanta

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    S12:E1

    Larry heads to Georgia to appear at the birthday party of a prominent businessman, while Leon takes the opportunity to visit his Auntie Rae. Later, Larry has some trouble with his glasses and faces off with a surly hotel cleaner.

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  23. Background image for Disgruntled
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    #23 - Disgruntled

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    S12:E4

    Larry finds himself in Takahashi's crosshairs after a note is found in the men's locker room. Tensions mount when Larry and Irma's couple's counselor crosses a professional line.

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  24. Background image for Ghost Monkey
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #24 - Ghost Monkey

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    S2:E7

    Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.

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  25. Background image for The Sacko Bowl
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #25 - The Sacko Bowl

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    S2:E13

    At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.

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Jeff Schaffer Ratings Summary

"Thanksgiving" is the best rated episode written by Jeff Schaffer. It scored 9/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by Jeff Schaffer. It aired on 11/17/2011 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "Happy New Year".