The Best Episodes Written By Jeff Schaffer
Every TV Episode Written by Jeff Schaffer Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters
Jeff Schaffer Ratings Summary
The best episode written by Jeff Schaffer is "Thanksgiving", rated 9/10 from 1 user votes. It was "directed by Jeff Schaffer". "Thanksgiving" aired on 11/17/2011 and is rated 0.2 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "The Guest Bong".
9.0/10 1 votes#1 - Thanksgiving
Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2011
Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father, and Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment. Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.8/10 2 votes#2 - The Guest Bong
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2011
Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.4/10 11 votes#3 - The Accidental Text on Purpose
Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/2017
Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams. Larry upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.
Director: Larry Charles
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.3/10 19 votes#4 - The Chicken Roaster
Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1996
George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.3/10 3 votes#5 - High School Reunion
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 11/18/2010
It's high-school reunion time, and Andre is looking forward to basking in his success while Ruxin wants to show off Sofia. Meanwhile, Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.1/10 22 votes#6 - The Label Maker
Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 1/19/1995
George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.1/10 19 votes#7 - The Calzone
Season 7 Episode 20 - Aired 4/25/1996
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.1/10 19 votes#8 - The Voice
Season 9 Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1997
Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 20 votes#9 - The Doodle
Season 6 Episode 20 - Aired 4/6/1995
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 20 votes#10 - The Secret Code
Season 7 Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/1995
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 17 votes#11 - The Summer of George
Season 8 Episode 22 - Aired 5/15/1997
Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 20 votes#12 - The Butter Shave
Season 9 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1997
Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 3 votes#13 - Mr. McGibblets
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/2009
The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 3 votes#14 - Ghost Monkey
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/2010
Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 3 votes#15 - The Sacko Bowl
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 12/9/2010
At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 3 votes#16 - The Lockout
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 10/6/2011
The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 2 votes#17 - Training Camp
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 10/11/2012
The League prepares for the draft and the arrival of Kevin and Jenny's baby boy. Taco's business dealings with Jerry Jones get the guys invited to the Dallas Cowboys' Training Camp.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 2 votes#18 - The Breastalyzer
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 11/1/2012
Kevin and Jenny realize that Kristin Cavallari is in their baby group. Meanwhile, Rafi is entrusted to take Ruxin's son to his swim class.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 1 votes#19 - Bro-lo El Cordero
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 12/6/2012
Andre takes advantage of Kevin after his colonoscopy. Pete suspects his Grandpa Duke is committing adultery. The group enlists Rafi to settle a League dispute when no one trusts Ruxin to do it.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 1 votes#20 - Our Dinner With Andre
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 12/13/2012
Kevin is blackmailed by Ellie's boyfriend, Taco helps Ruxin with his fertility issues, and Pete re-connects with his high school crush Gina Gibiatti.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 2 votes#21 - 12.12.12
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2012
Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 2 votes#22 - A Krampus Carol
Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2012
Andre and Trixie's relationship is put to the test. Jenny and Pete make special offerings to Shiva. Rupert Ruxin has a gift for his son while Taco challenges the Mall Santa.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 2 votes#23 - The Curse of Shiva
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 12/20/2012
Gina Gibiatti returns and Pete has a decision to make. Ruxin enlists Rafi to protect himself during Scrote Season. Taco Corp has a New Years Eve bash.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
8.0/10 2 votes#24 - The Credit Card Alert
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 11/13/2013
Ellie's basketball coach (Erin Heatherton) makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman and Andre tries to help with a trade.
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Jeff Schaffer
7.9/10 9 votes#25 - The Gander
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/4/2020
Dave encounters GaTa for the first time and learns the social dynamics of the rap world and under her tutelage, he attempts to score a feature verse from YG.
Director: Greg Mottola
Writer: Jeff Schaffer