- 9.5/102 votes
#1 - A Good Opportunity
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1/18/2009
Bret and Jemaine fire Murray for neglecting them in favour of the Crazy Dogggz and almost immediately they receive an offer to write a jingle for a commercial. Meanwhile Murray's fortunes reverse after he discovers that the Crazy Dogggz big hit is a rip-off of a 1990s Polish song.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 9.0/101 votes
#2 - The Tough Brets
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2009
Bret organizes a gang to protect himself from rappers he dissed in a song; Murray and Jemaine confront a group of Aussie bullies; Mel paints a portrait Jemaine can't get rid of.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 9.0/101 votes
#3 - Love Is a Weapon of Choice
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2009
Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman, who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone missing.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.5/102 votes
#4 - Sally Returns
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2007
Sally, the ex-girlfriend of both Bret and Jemaine, from the season premiere, returns to further complicate things in the band.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.5/102 votes
#5 - The Third Conchord
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 9/3/2007
Murray introduces a new bongo-playing band member on Bret and Jemaine, triggering angry dances and mutant half-bands.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.2/1028 votes
#6 - The Trial
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2019
The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/103 votes
#7 - Bret Gives Up the Dream
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 6/24/2007
Faced with dire financial circumstances, Bret and Jemaine look for jobs. Bret gets a job holding signs but soon he has no time for the band and Murray and Jemaine start looking for a replacement.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/102 votes
#8 - Yoko
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 7/8/2007
Bret's relationship with Coco threatens to split up the duo.
Director: Troy Miller
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/102 votes
#9 - Bowie
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 7/22/2007
After a photo session, Bret develops body image issues and gets some dream advice from his idol, David Bowie. Jemaine plots to cheer him up and Murray tries to get one of the band's tunes used for a musical greeting card.
Director: Troy Miller
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/101 votes
#10 - Murray Takes It to the Next Level
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2009
Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his questioning pal Jim in on the plan; Mel demands an apology from Bret for inappropriate dream behavior.
Director: Troy Miller
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/101 votes
#11 - Prime Minister
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009
Murray sets up a meeting for the New Zealand prime minister; Jemaine gets mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fan at the end of a tribute gig.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/101 votes
#12 - Wingmen
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009
Jemaine and Dave help Bret woo the clerk at the cheap zoo (pet shop). Jemaine also helps Murry seek forgiveness from Greg.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 8.0/101 votes
#13 - Evicted
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009
Bret and Jemaine can't afford to pay their rent and are forced to move in with Mel and Doug, and Murray believes they can make some money with a theatrical production about the band.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 7.9/1026 votes
#14 - Ancestry
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 5/29/2019
Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 7.9/1019 votes
#15 - The Return
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 5/20/2020
The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.
Director: Jemaine Clement
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 7.8/104 votes
#16 - Sally
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 6/17/2007
Bret and Jemaine go to a party at Dave's, where Jemaine meets and falls for the 'most beautiful girl in the room', Sally. When it turns out that Sally used to go out with Bret, things get weird between Bret and Jemaine.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 7.7/103 votes
#17 - Mugged
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/1/2007
Bret loses Jemaine's trust after Bret abandons him when they get mugged. To regain it, Bret tries to retrieve Jemaine's stolen "camera phone" (a phone with a camera taped to it) from their muggers, who are experiencing their own trust issues.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 7.6/1036 votes
#18 - Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/27/2019
The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 6.8/109 votes
#19 - Demon Girl
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/11/2018
Officers Minogue and O'Leary bring in what appears to be a projectile-vomiting drunk teenager. Sergeant Maaka delves deeper and invites the officers to join his Paranormal Unit.
Director: Jemaine Clement
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 6.8/104 votes
#20 - Zombie Cops
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 8/15/2018
Fellow officers Donovan and Laupepe become infected by a zombie. Minogue and O'Leary must catch them before they get to Courtenay Place on a Friday night and start the zombie apocalypse.
Director: Jemaine Clement
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 6.8/106 votes
#21 - Mobots
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/20/2019
Out of date phones start forming into robots and terrorising the neighbourhood! Game of snake anyone?
Director: Jemaine Clement
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 5.8/104 votes
#22 - Te Maero
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 3/3/2021
After finding footage of a camper being abducted by a large hairy creature, the cops decide to head for the bush.
Director: Jemaine Clement
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 5.3/104 votes
#23 - Medieval
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/30/2024
The Bandits pose as dragon slayers in England and feel the wrath of a wicked sheriff. Saffron embarks on her own search for answers.
Director: Jackie van Beek
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 4.8/106 votes
#24 - Kevin Haddock
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 7/23/2024
A boy struggles to make the most of everyday life—until a bumbling gang of thieves lands in his bedroom.
Director: Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement
- 4.0/102 votes
#25 - Ice Age
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 8/13/2024
Saffron saves the day in an icy situation. Penelope faces off with a tribal chief. Bittelig puts his heart into a rescue mission.
Director: Jemaine Clement
Writer: Jemaine Clement