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The Best Episodes Written By Jemaine Clement

Every TV Episode Written by Jemaine Clement Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - The Third Conchord
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #1 - The Third Conchord

    S1:E12

    Murray introduces a new bongo-playing band member on Bret and Jemaine, triggering angry dances and mutant half-bands.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - The Trial
    8.4/10(43 votes)

    #2 - The Trial

    S1:E7

    The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 5 - Sally Returns
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #3 - Sally Returns

    S1:E5

    Sally, the ex-girlfriend of both Bret and Jemaine, from the season premiere, returns to further complicate things in the band.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  4. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - A Good Opportunity
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #4 - A Good Opportunity

    S2:E1

    Bret and Jemaine fire Murray for neglecting them in favour of the Crazy Dogggz and almost immediately they receive an offer to write a jingle for a commercial. Meanwhile Murray's fortunes reverse after he discovers that the Crazy Dogggz big hit is a rip-off of a 1990s Polish song.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  5. undefined Season 2 Episode 6 - Love Is a Weapon of Choice
    8.0/10(3 votes)

    #5 - Love Is a Weapon of Choice

    S2:E6

    Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman, who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone missing.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  6. undefined Season 2 Episode 9 - Wingmen
    8.0/10(4 votes)

    #6 - Wingmen

    S2:E9

    Jemaine and Dave help Bret woo the clerk at the cheap zoo (pet shop). Jemaine also helps Murry seek forgiveness from Greg.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Ancestry
    7.9/10(39 votes)

    #7 - Ancestry

    S1:E10

    Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  8. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - The Return
    7.9/10(33 votes)

    #8 - The Return

    S2:E7

    The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.8/10(56 votes)

    #9 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  10. undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - Evicted
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #10 - Evicted

    S2:E10

    Bret and Jemaine can't afford to pay their rent and are forced to move in with Mel and Doug, and Murray believes they can make some money with a theatrical production about the band.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  11. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - The Tough Brets
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #11 - The Tough Brets

    S2:E3

    Bret organizes a gang to protect himself from rappers he dissed in a song; Murray and Jemaine confront a group of Aussie bullies; Mel paints a portrait Jemaine can't get rid of.

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    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Sally
    7.6/10(8 votes)

    #12 - Sally

    S1:E1

    Bret and Jemaine go to a party at Dave's, where Jemaine meets and falls for the 'most beautiful girl in the room', Sally. When it turns out that Sally used to go out with Bret, things get weird between Bret and Jemaine.

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    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Mugged
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #13 - Mugged

    S1:E3

    Bret loses Jemaine's trust after Bret abandons him when they get mugged. To regain it, Bret tries to retrieve Jemaine's stolen "camera phone" (a phone with a camera taped to it) from their muggers, who are experiencing their own trust issues.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  14. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Bret Gives Up the Dream
    7.5/10(6 votes)

    #14 - Bret Gives Up the Dream

    S1:E2

    Faced with dire financial circumstances, Bret and Jemaine look for jobs. Bret gets a job holding signs but soon he has no time for the band and Murray and Jemaine start looking for a replacement.

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    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  15. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Yoko
    7.5/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Yoko

    S1:E4

    Bret's relationship with Coco threatens to split up the duo.

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    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Bowie
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #16 - Bowie

    S1:E6

    After a photo session, Bret develops body image issues and gets some dream advice from his idol, David Bowie. Jemaine plots to cheer him up and Murray tries to get one of the band's tunes used for a musical greeting card.

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    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  17. undefined Season 2 Episode 4 - Murray Takes It to the Next Level
    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #17 - Murray Takes It to the Next Level

    S2:E4

    Murray tries to elevate Bret and Jemaine on his friendship graph, bringing his questioning pal Jim in on the plan; Mel demands an apology from Bret for inappropriate dream behavior.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  18. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - Prime Minister
    7.0/10(3 votes)

    #18 - Prime Minister

    S2:E7

    Murray sets up a meeting for the New Zealand prime minister; Jemaine gets mixed up with an Art Garfunkel fan at the end of a tribute gig.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  19. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Zombie Cops
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #19 - Zombie Cops

    S1:E6

    Fellow officers Donovan and Laupepe become infected by a zombie. Minogue and O'Leary must catch them before they get to Courtenay Place on a Friday night and start the zombie apocalypse.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  20. undefined Season 2 Episode 6 - Mobots
    6.9/10(8 votes)

    #20 - Mobots

    S2:E6

    Out of date phones start forming into robots and terrorising the neighbourhood! Game of snake anyone?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  21. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Demon Girl
    6.7/10(13 votes)

    #21 - Demon Girl

    S1:E1

    Officers Minogue and O'Leary bring in what appears to be a projectile-vomiting drunk teenager. Sergeant Maaka delves deeper and invites the officers to join his Paranormal Unit.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  22. undefined Season 3 Episode 2 - Te Maero
    5.7/10(7 votes)

    #22 - Te Maero

    S3:E2

    After finding footage of a camper being abducted by a large hairy creature, the cops decide to head for the bush.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  23. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Kevin Haddock
    5.2/10(18 votes)

    #23 - Kevin Haddock

    S1:E1

    A boy struggles to make the most of everyday life—until a bumbling gang of thieves lands in his bedroom.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  24. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - Ice Age
    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #24 - Ice Age

    S1:E7

    Saffron saves the day in an icy situation. Penelope faces off with a tribal chief. Bittelig puts his heart into a rescue mission.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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  25. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - Home Again
    4.6/10(9 votes)

    #25 - Home Again

    S1:E8

    Kevin and Saffron return to Bingley...but it's 1996 and their parents are children. Fianna continues her chase and crashes a goth party.

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    Writer:Jemaine Clement

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Jemaine Clement Ratings Summary

"The Third Conchord" is the best rated episode written by Jemaine Clement. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 9/3/2007 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Trial".