The Best Episodes Written By Jeremy Clarkson

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   9.5/10(6 votes)

   #1 - Tripping

   S5:E36/3/2026

   It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

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   9.1/10(8 votes)

   #2 - Operating

   S5:E16/3/2026

   A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.

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   9.0/10(2 votes)

   #3 - Frazzling

   S5:E66/10/2026

   Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

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   8.8/10(23 votes)

   #4 - Harvesting

   S1:E86/11/2021

   After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

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   8.8/10(6 votes)

   #5 - Updating

   S5:E46/3/2026

   Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

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   8.6/10(25 votes)

   #6 - Shopping

   S1:E36/11/2021

   Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

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   8.5/10(32 votes)

   #7 - Tractoring

   S1:E16/11/2021

   Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.

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   8.5/10(2 votes)

   #8 - Decapitating

   S5:E56/10/2026

   Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

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   8.4/10(25 votes)

   #9 - Wilding

   S1:E46/11/2021

   Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

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    8.4/10(22 votes)

    #10 - Fluffing

    S1:E76/11/2021

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

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    8.3/10(24 votes)

    #11 - Melting

    S1:E66/11/2021

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

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    8.0/10(29 votes)

    #12 - Sheeping

    S1:E26/11/2021

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

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    7.9/10(25 votes)

    #13 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E56/11/2021

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

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    6.1/10(7 votes)

    #14 - Storming

    S5:E26/3/2026

    Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

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