The Best Episodes Written By Jeremy Clarkson

Every TV Episode Written by Jeremy Clarkson Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 5 Episode 3 - Tripping
    9.5/10(6 votes)

    #1 - Tripping

    S5:E3

    It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

    Director:N/A

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  2. undefined Season 5 Episode 1 - Operating
    9.1/10(8 votes)

    #2 - Operating

    S5:E1

    A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.

    Director:N/A

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  3. undefined Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Frazzling

    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Director:N/A

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  4. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - Harvesting
    8.8/10(23 votes)

    #4 - Harvesting

    S1:E8

    After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

    Director:N/A

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  5. undefined Season 5 Episode 4 - Updating
    8.8/10(6 votes)

    #5 - Updating

    S5:E4

    Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

    Director:N/A

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  6. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Shopping
    8.6/10(25 votes)

    #6 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Tractoring
    8.5/10(32 votes)

    #7 - Tractoring

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.

    Director:N/A

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  8. undefined Season 5 Episode 5 - Decapitating
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - Decapitating

    S5:E5

    Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Wilding
    8.4/10(25 votes)

    #9 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

    Director:N/A

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  10. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - Fluffing
    8.4/10(22 votes)

    #10 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Melting
    8.3/10(24 votes)

    #11 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Sheeping
    8.0/10(29 votes)

    #12 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 5 - Pan (dem) icking
    7.9/10(25 votes)

    #13 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

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  14. undefined Season 5 Episode 2 - Storming
    6.1/10(7 votes)

    #14 - Storming

    S5:E2

    Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

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Jeremy Clarkson Ratings Summary

"Tripping" is the best rated episode written by Jeremy Clarkson. It scored 9.5/10 based on 6 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 6/3/2026 and is rated 0.4 points higher than their second-best episode, "Operating".