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Every TV Episode Written by Jeremy Clarkson Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 5 Episode 3 - Tripping
    8.9/10(14 votes)

    #1 - Tripping

    S5:E3

    It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - Harvesting
    8.8/10(28 votes)

    #2 - Harvesting

    S1:E8

    After months of hard work Clarkson's farm arrives at a make or break moment; harvest time.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  3. undefined Season 5 Episode 8 - Reaping
    8.8/10(13 votes)

    #3 - Reaping

    S5:E8

    With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly Squat family take stock of this rollercoaster of a farming year.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  4. undefined Season 5 Episode 1 - Operating
    8.7/10(17 votes)

    #4 - Operating

    S5:E1

    A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  5. undefined Season 5 Episode 4 - Updating
    8.6/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Updating

    S5:E4

    Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  6. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Shopping
    8.5/10(30 votes)

    #6 - Shopping

    S1:E3

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to open a farm shop to sell his own produce. This sounds like it should be easy. It isn't.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Tractoring
    8.5/10(37 votes)

    #7 - Tractoring

    S1:E1

    Jeremy Clarkson embarks on his path towards muddy misery and potential ruin by running his own farm.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  8. undefined Season 5 Episode 6 - Frazzling
    8.4/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Frazzling

    S5:E6

    Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Wilding
    8.4/10(30 votes)

    #9 - Wilding

    S1:E4

    Jeremy Clarkson decides to become a naturalist.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  10. undefined Season 5 Episode 5 - Decapitating
    8.3/10(12 votes)

    #10 - Decapitating

    S5:E5

    Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  11. undefined Season 5 Episode 7 - Sickening
    8.3/10(12 votes)

    #11 - Sickening

    S5:E7

    Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while things get heated when that advice clashes Kaleb's tried-and-tested farming ways, all is soon forgotten when - with the harvest looming - the farm is rocked by some devastating news.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Melting
    8.3/10(29 votes)

    #12 - Melting

    S1:E6

    Jeremy discovers why British farmers are always complaining about the weather. It's mostly because it never does what they want it to do.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - Fluffing
    8.3/10(27 votes)

    #13 - Fluffing

    S1:E7

    As the drought drags on and the harvest time gets closer, Jeremy and his motley crew have a fearsome list of jobs to complete.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  14. undefined Season 1 Episode 5 - Pan (dem) icking
    8.1/10(31 votes)

    #14 - Pan (dem) icking

    S1:E5

    As Covid-19 puts Britain on lockdown, Jeremy suddenly finds that his biggest worries aren't all related to the upcoming lambing season.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  15. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Sheeping
    8.1/10(33 votes)

    #15 - Sheeping

    S1:E2

    Jeremy decides to get a flock of sheep, not realising the added complications these high-maintenance animals will bring.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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  16. undefined Season 5 Episode 2 - Storming
    7.3/10(16 votes)

    #16 - Storming

    S5:E2

    Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.

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    Writer:Jeremy Clarkson

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Jeremy Clarkson Ratings Summary

"Tripping" is the best rated episode written by Jeremy Clarkson. It scored 8.857/10 based on 14 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 6/3/2026 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "Harvesting".