10.0/103 votes#1 - Quantocking
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/16/2005
Mark worries he and Sophie are drifting apart and proposes. Elsewhere Super-Hans decides to give up drugs, and Jeremy once again gets intimate with past love Big Suze.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
10.0/104 votes#2 - Holiday
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 5/11/2007
Jeremy takes Mark on a stag weekend, with a rented canal boat. There, they meet two sisters, Aurora and Lucy, and their father. Jeremy falls in love with Aurora, whilst Lucy becomes sexually attracted to Mark. The father offers Mark a job in India, a way out of his impending marriage to Sophie, whilst Jeremy accidentally kills, and then eats a bit of Aurora's dog.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
10.0/103 votes#3 - Wedding
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 5/18/2007
It's Mark's wedding day. He is torn about whether he should go through with it or not. Jeremy discourages him but Mark continues. On the way to the reception, Sophie breaks down and runs away. Jeremy comforts Mark as the 'El Dude Brothers' are reunited.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
10.0/102 votes#4 - Jeremy's Mummy
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 5/23/2008
Jeremy's tortured relationship with his very sweet mother comes under the spotlight. It emerges that Jez has been living off handouts from his mum for years and now he's in line for half of her £40,000 bequest from an aunt. Jeremy's need to self destruct kicks in immediately, as does Mark's inability to stop his excruciating attempts to ingratiate himself with any mature grown-up. He adores Jeremy's mum and hero-worships her Scots Guardsman boyfriend.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.7/103 votes#5 - Shrooming
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/25/2005
Jeremy plans to throw a secret magic mushroom party in the flat, where he hopes to seduce his ex, Big Suze. But when Mark suddenly comes home from work with gastric flu, Jeremy's plans go to pieces.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.7/103 votes#6 - Mark's Women
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 6/6/2008
Mark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be The One. Meanwhile, Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.7/103 votes#7 - The Test
Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2009
Mark makes a final play for Dobby, the object of his desires. Meanwhile, Jeremy meets a new love, Russian émigré Elena. Both guys are determined to impress, but one of them is an expectant father. And when the pregnant Sophie spills the beans, both Mark and Jeremy's worlds change forever.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.4/1028 votes#8 - All the Bells Say
Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 12/12/2021
Matsson’s vision for the GoJo-Waystar relationship leads Shiv and Roman to manage the fallout, while Logan weighs his options.
Director: Mark Mylod
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#9 - Dream Job
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2003
Jeremy tries to wow Toni with his new job in a music studio while Mark gets passed over for promotion in favour of Sophie, and goes slowly round the twist. They then attempt to solve each other's problems with the help of phone stalking and pepper spray.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#10 - Funeral
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2003
In the last episode of the series, death and terminal illness prove to be the keys to romantic success for Mark and Jeremy. Jeremy gets in with the Christians and Mark finds the perfect venue for a first date with Sophie - a funeral. Everyone's having a great time until the paramedics arrive.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#11 - Jeremy Makes It
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/19/2004
Jeremy is hired by an old school friend to make a soundtrack for a film he's making. Mark makes a new friend at work who turns out to hold a fair amount of prejudice. Meanwhile, Sophie spends time with Jeff.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#12 - University Challenge
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/3/2004
Mark, determined to forget Sophie, makes an effort to go out with April - but manages to blur the line between enthusiastic new boyfriend and stalker. Jeremy joins a new band, Executioners Bong, but insists that he is neither a roadie nor the equivalent of Bez.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#13 - Wedding
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 12/17/2004
Jeremy and Nancy are getting married, for visa reasons. Mark, determined to save his friend, will do whatever it takes to stop them...
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#14 - Jurying
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/9/2005
Jeremy gets called for jury service but soon complicates things by falling for the defendant. Elsewhere, Mark & Sophie go clubbing.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#15 - Spin War
Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 5/9/2008
Mark and Sophie return to work, while Jeremy renews his acquaintance with the depraved Super Hans, in yet another filthy, funny episode.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#16 - Jeremy at JLB
Season 6 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/2009
Newly promoted Mark decides to enjoy his additional power and wealth by splashing out on a boiler, a 'creamy elephant' sofa and by finding Jeremy a job in the office. Things are also looking promising for Mark in his pursuit of Dobby, the company IT girl. However, a routine fire drill puts his plans into total disarray.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#17 - The Party
Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2009
As a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party. Mark sees it as his final opportunity to reignite his relationship with Dobby, while Jeremy imagines it's a chance to make Elena insanely jealous. But as the evening proceeds, it all becomes a bit of an emotional roller-coaster.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#18 - St Hospital's
Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 11/26/2010
Mark and Jeremy are at the hospital awaiting the birth of Mark's baby. Sophie is determined to have a natural birth and doesn't want Mark to transfer any of his anxiety to the baby. Meanwhile, Jeremy is convinced he will never get over losing Elena, until he meets Zahra, whose boyfriend is in a coma.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#19 - Man Jam
Season 7 Episode 2 - Aired 12/3/2010
Dobby, the object of Mark's desires, is now dating a graphic designer named Simon. Both Gerrard and Mark are determined to win her affections. Ben offers Jeremy the ideal job as head of development for his music web site.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/103 votes#20 - A Beautiful Mind
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 12/10/2010
Jeremy holds a book group at the flat in an effort to try and impress Zahra but apart from Mr Nice, Jeremy has never read a book. Mark is concerned by not being able to satisfy Dobby's sexual needs and decides to get some help for the problem.
Director: N/A
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.3/1024 votes#21 - With Open Eyes
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 5/28/2023
Ahead of the final board vote on the Waystar-GoJo deal, Kendall and Shiv try to shore up their opposing interests...and get a fix on the whereabouts of a physically and emotionally bruised Roman.
Director: Mark Mylod
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.2/1030 votes#22 - This Is Not for Tears
Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 10/13/2019
Logan weighs whether a member of the family, or a top lieutenant, will need to be sacrificed to salvage the company's tarnished reputation. Roman shares his hesitations about a new source of financing, as Kendall suggests a familiar alternative. Season Two Finale.
Director: Mark Mylod
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.2/1032 votes#23 - Connor's Wedding
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 4/9/2023
Before heading to Europe to meet with Matsson face-to-face, Logan tasks Roman with implementing an unsavory first step in his strategic refocus. Meanwhile, Connor fixates on minutia at his wedding.
Director: Mark Mylod
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.1/1021 votes#24 - Church and State
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 5/21/2023
As the family girds themselves for an emotional funeral, Kendall finds himself at odds with Rava… and inopportune news from Jess. Later, Shiv tries to reposition herself within a new political landscape, as Kendall rallies supporters to his side.
Director: Mark Mylod
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
9.0/103 votes#25 - Local Zero
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/2004
Jeremy wants to get closer to Nancy so he tries to impress her by joining in her volunteer work which involves working in a soup kitchen for the homeless. Mark manages to get Johnson to think he is an alcoholic.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Jesse Armstrong
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"Quantocking" is the best rated episode written by Jesse Armstrong. It scored 10/10 based on 3 votes. It was directed by Tristram Shapeero. It aired on 12/16/2005 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Holiday".