The Best Episodes Written By Jim Bernstein

Every TV Episode Written by Jim Bernstein Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for My Fair Goalie
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - My Fair Goalie

    S3:E20

    When Ferb's cousins visit from England and challenge him to a soccer match, he and Phineas warp the walls of physics and build a high tech 3D stadium. Meanwhile, convinced that her relationship with Jeremy depends on her being more proper, Candace enlists the help of Ferb's British cousin, Eliza, to teach her the rules of etiquette. Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., Dr. Doofenshmirtz is sick in couch but forces himself to set off his \"If-A-Tree-Fell-in-the-Forest-Inator\", which causes any tree that falls to say his name.

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  2. Background image for Norm Unleashed
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Norm Unleashed

    S3:E54

    Candace finds it difficult to bust Phineas and Ferb when her brothers build nanobots that can assemble into any object they can imagine. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has jury duty, so Norm takes over the day’s evil scheme -- to destroy Danville by using weapons.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  3. Background image for Star Struck
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Star Struck

    S1:E24

    Milo wants to get an autograph from his favorite actor, Tobias Toopanen, who is shooting a film in town.

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  4. Background image for Hercules and the Techno Greeks
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Hercules and the Techno Greeks

    S1:E7

    Hercules finds himself hired by a bunch of nerdy "abacus geeks" when they enlist him to protect them from rampaging centaurs that pillage the town weekly.

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  5. Background image for Night of the Living Pharmacists
    9.5/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Night of the Living Pharmacists

    S4:E44

    Doofenshmirtz's latest "inactor" turns Danville citizens into contagious zombies. Agent P. and the gang try to save the town and avoid becoming zombies themselves.

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  6. Background image for A Real Boy
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - A Real Boy

    S3:E15

    When Dr. Doofenshmirtz thinks Vanessa overhears him say he would rather have a son to do his evil bidding, he feels terrible so he intends to zap her with the "Forget-about-it-Inator." Meanwhile, Norm shares his feelings of wanting to be a real boy with Dr. Doofenshmirtz and decides to play up the "son" role. Back at the Flynn-Fletcher household, Candace has Stacy hypnotize her into ignoring the need to bust her brothers so that she can spend the entire afternoon relaxing with Jeremy, but unfortunately the hypnosis trigger words end up playing right into her date with Jeremy.

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  7. Background image for Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets

    S3:E52

    The guys help their dad unearth a missing piece of Danville history; Doofenshmirtz tries to make himself younger to win a children's film festival.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  8. Background image for Where's Perry (2)
    9.0/10(3 votes)

    #8 - Where's Perry (2)

    S3:E56

    Agent P's fate is finally revealed in the action-packed finale of the two-part television special that left Phineas, Ferb and the gang hanging...literally off an unchartered gorge and Candace frantic over a phone call with Jeremy that left their relationship status in limbo. Now, with Agent P nowhere in sight, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Major Monogram square off against evil Carl who controls a set of familiar-looking robots to take over the OWCA, in one of the biggest battles yet.

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  9. Background image for Der Kinderlumper
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #9 - Der Kinderlumper

    S4:E6

    The boys create Rutabaga-themed vehicles when Candace is chosen to be Rutabaga princess and gets to start the "Running of the Chinchillas." Across town, Doofenshmirtz plans to turn himself into a real live Kinderlumper to scare Roger into relinquishing control of the Tri-State Area over to him.

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  10. Background image for Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    S4:E41

    In a parallel universe far, far away, Phineas and Ferb are tasked with returning the Death Star plans to the Rebel Alliance before Storm trooper Candace catches up to them. Meanwhile, complications arise when Perry is trapped in carbonite.

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  11. Background image for Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension
    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension

    S4:E45

    After Doofenshmirtz is defeated, a new threat in the 2nd Dimension emerges, leaving it up to Phineas, Ferb, Candace and her resistance fighters to defeat this new foe.

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  12. Background image for Last Day of Summer
    9.0/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Last Day of Summer

    S4:E48

    It's the last day of summer vacation and Phineas and Ferb decide to seize the day and make the most of it. Unfortunately for Candace this means it's also her last chance to bust her brothers... or is it?

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  13. Background image for The Belly of the Beast
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #13 - The Belly of the Beast

    S3:E6

    For Harbor Days Festival, Phineas and Ferb celebrate by creating a mechanical version of the historical elusive shark of Danville Harbor. Seeing what the boys are up to, Candace enlists some help to capture the mysterious shark. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz invents the 'Salt Water Taffy-inator' to give cavities to every kid in the Tri-State Area.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  14. Background image for Primal Perry
    8.3/10(3 votes)

    #14 - Primal Perry

    S4:E8

    Perry comes face to face with an Australian platypus hunter set on destroying him. Baljeet is having an existential emergency and finds himself incapable of making decisions.

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  15. Background image for Moon Farm
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Moon Farm

    S3:E7

    Inspired by the lost verse from the nursery rhyme, "Hey, Diddle Diddle", the boys decide to take some cows to the moon to see if its low gravitational pull actually does produce the best tasting ice cream ever. Back at home, Candace decides to take advantage of the boys being gone and attempts to make a fancy dinner for Jeremy, but her lack of cooking skills don't add anything to the plate. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz attempts to use his 'Moisture Suck-inator' to turn his neighbor's plants brown, so that his plants will be greener by comparison.

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  16. Background image for Bad Hair Day
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Bad Hair Day

    S3:E12

    Candace gets a bad haircut and must rely on Phineas and Ferb's hair growing machine to correct it before she attends the Endangered Animal Benefit with Jeremy and his mom. However, when Candace turns up the power, her hair grows much more than expected and she is mistaken for a rare tangerine orangutan. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is developing his Very, Very 'Bad-inator.'

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  17. Background image for Skiddley Whiffers
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Skiddley Whiffers

    S3:E19

    Phineas and Ferb build a giant version of a favorite childhood game, with Danville as the central location. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz takes Vanessa on a camping trip.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  18. Background image for Lotsa Latkes
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Lotsa Latkes

    S3:E25

    Potato gremlins appear all over town when Phineas and Ferb clone a potato chip from Buford and it mixes with his DNA; Doofenshmirtz tries to summon the Spartan army with his historical army retrieve-inator.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  19. Background image for Ferb Latin
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Ferb Latin

    S3:E26

    Phineas and Ferb create their own language, Ferb Latin, which quickly catches on. Unfortunately for Candace, she awakes from a massage puzzled to find everyone else speaking a language she doesn't understand. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz decides to use propaganda as his new "-inator," believing that it will work since people will believe anything they read.

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  20. Background image for Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon

    S3:E31

    After locating and retrieving the Amulet of Juatchdoon, adventuring archeologist duo Ohio (Phineas) Flynn and Rhode Island (Ferb) Fletcher set off to South America to help Damsel in Distress Isabella find the Lost Temple of Juatchadoon and her missing mother. However, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has other plans for the amulet - to awaken the evil corn colossus to give him the power to destroy the world.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  21. Background image for Monster from the Id
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - Monster from the Id

    S3:E32

    After losing a gift that Jeremy made for her, Candace is determined to recreate it before Jeremy realizes it’s missing. Unfortunately, Candace can’t remember what it looks like, so she enlists Phineas and Ferb to use their mind machine to enter into her subconscious and recapture the memory. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz’s evil plan is to use his Underwear-Inator to take over the Tri-State Area, since everyone's greatest fear is being caught in public in their underwear.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  22. Background image for Gi-Ants
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Gi-Ants

    S3:E33

    Thinking it would be cool to be part of an ant society, Phineas and Ferb create and infiltrate the Antius Maximus, a massive ant farm filled with giant ants. Suspecting that the boys are up to something, Candace accidentally drenches herself in the ant pheromones and follows them inside. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz feels tired and lethargic after eating turkey and decides to create a Turkey-Inator that will create a sleeping epidemic in Danville by turning things into giant irresistible turkeys.

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  23. Background image for Let's Bounce
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Let's Bounce

    S3:E37

    Inspired by Ferb's personal anti-gravity device, Phineas thinks it would be fun to suspend trampolines all over Danville.

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  24. Background image for Quietest Day Ever
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Quietest Day Ever

    S3:E39

    After Mom asks the kids to keep quiet while she prepares for her online knitting test, Phineas and Ferb create ninja outfits designed to hide the wearer from anyone who is not wearing them. Meanwhile, Candace becomes increasingly frustrated after she can’t find the boys and bust them. Across town, Dr. Doofenshmirtz invents the De-Handsome-Inator.

    Director:Jay Lender
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  25. Background image for Minor Monogram
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Minor Monogram

    S3:E47

    With Fall around the corner, Phineas and Ferb decide to invent "S'Fall", a colorful world full of giant leaf piles and gourds. Meanwhile, over at Evil Inc., Dr. Doofenshmirtz is mentoring Rodrigo, a budding student of evil. Unfortunately, Rodrigo truly is evil, and when he captures Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Agent P., it’s up to Major Monogram's son, Monty, to save the day.

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Jim Bernstein Ratings Summary

"My Fair Goalie" is the best rated episode written by Jim Bernstein. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh. It aired on 9/9/2011 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Norm Unleashed".