The Best Episodes Written By John Derevlany

Daggett and Norbert learn how to mark territory with their scent glands. Their fraternal jealousy kicks off a marathon of territory claiming across the dam, the forest, and the entire country. The boys finally learn their lesson at the hands of some rather smelly lumberjacks.

When Daggett stumbles onto a tribe of girl raccoons while out searching for knot holes, the tribe mistakes him for an ancient god. Norbert now has to snap Dag out of his delusions of grandeur, in order to save him from himself and the raccoons.

Daggett accidentally wins a magic bowling ball from the mystical Lady of the Lanes. Now able to hit a strike on every throw, he winds up in a high stakes tournament to free the bowling alley from the bowling, bullies, the Otto Brothers. However, he needs his brother's help to win, and Norbert wants no part of the game because of a bowling trauma he suffered years before.

Dag's intrepid superhero alter ego returns. This time a snowboarding Treeflower is roped in as his new sidekick, Goody Good Gal, when he once again faces his old nemesis Baron Bad Beaver (a.k.a. Norb).

Norb fakes being sick to get Dag to wait on him until Dag turns the tables by faking illness too.

While on their way to a local sports coliseum, Daggett annoys the bus driver who accidentally drives the bus through "a hole in the fabric of space and time." The boys end up at the real Roman Colosseum, where Daggett picks so many fights both beavers are forced to become gladiators. After surviving man-eating lions and the dreaded Two-Eyed Cyclops, the Beavers lead Caesar's army on a madcap chase that topples Rome.

Daggett is blackmailed by the government into becoming Muscular Beaver once more in order to fight a hundred-foot-tall rampaging splinter. Norb is forced to come along as Muscular Beaver's new sidekick. Hilarity ensues.

Steven isn't going anywhere in his relationship with Mariana, who's tired of having to repair everything in his apartment, so after an impromptu autoharp session he tries out Vic's video dating service. As expected, he gets interrupted and plays around with some stilts. He does get one response, however, and it's from Mariana. As she comes over she tells Steven that her apartment and others were robbed> Turns out it was Vic, who set up the dating service in order to case other's apartments. As Steven serenades Mariana accompanying himself on bongos and offering her what she wanted in her video, she watches his and notices it was he who knocked over his lamp with his stilts routine. By the end, Steven is fixing his lamp and Vic operates his dating service behind bars.

As Steven and Pepper clean out the former's closet (Steven's parents don't mind a messy room as long as the closet's clean) they recall events that never actually happened on the series.

The episode is narrated by Stuffy the dog, who recounts how it all started with a man named Steven...""Banks, Banks, Banks"" and so Steven's fantasizing begins. Lupe delivers him a package from his parents at a home security convention--a dead stuffed decoy dog named Stuffy. But when Mr. Pfeiffer sees the stuffed dog he reports this to Mariana, who gets frightened. Steven tries to get rid of Stuffy by putting him in the on-deck trash downstairs. He attends the Mexican restaurant where Mariana is exhibiting her paintings and has a great time, serenading her in his apartment, until a cop comes over and returns Stuffy to Steven, writing him up. When Lupe arrives she recognizes Stuffy because she had a similar decoy dog until it got stolen, and so Steven gives Stuffy to Lupe. In the end, Stuffy decides that he enjoys being with Lupe after all.