The Best Episodes Written By Jon Vitti

A surprise visit by Larry's ex-wife causes an unusual triangle between her, Larry and Hank. Larry offers a cappuccino machine as a substitute for the daily office run to Starbucks.

Hank fears for his career after Phil sets a scandalous sex tape circulating among the entertainment community.

Larry accepts a script from Chris Elliott for a new sitcom to be produced under Larry's deal with the network, then gives it to Phil for some ""fine tuning."" Hank honors his oldest fan.

Larry wants to be on People's Ten Sexiest Men list, even if it means bumping off guest Ben Stiller. Beverly gets stuck taking care of their ""One Wish"" Foundation child when he comes to meet Larry. Hank distributes his illegally obtained Cuban cigars.

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.

The office holds a garage sale in the warehouse. Michael decides to propose to Holly, and runs into trouble thinking of how to do it well.

The Simpsons go incognito to avoid the newly paroled Sideshow Bob, who's out to get Bart.

Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.

Homer and Barney become competitors in the snow-plowing business.

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

Bart fools the town into thinking there's a little boy trapped in a well.

With Miss Hoover out sick, a substitute teacher takes the class and becomes an inspiring role model for Lisa.

Bart's answer to detention from Mrs. Krabappel is to answer her personal ad with letters from a Mr. Wonderful, but his last laugh is more of a guilty whimper.

When Homer and Marge are found to be unfit parents, the kids are placed with the Flanders family. Reluctant participants in the Flanderses' wholesome family activities, Bart and Lisa become the targets of an emergency baptism.

Bart suspects something rotten when Selma gets engaged to Sideshow Bob.

The Simpson kids hide in the family treehouse and tell each other spooky stories. The first regards haunted houses, the second introduces Kang and Kodos for the first time in an alien abduction, and the third is a Simpson-adapted retelling of The Raven.

When Homer neglects Bart once too often, Bart goes to the Big Brother program to get a new father figure. Stung, Homer replaces Bart with a little brother.

Homer uses his medical insurance to buy Dimoxinil, a miracle hair-growth formula. After growing luxurious locks, he's given a promotion which allows him to hire a secretary named Karl and makes grand promises to his family at home.

An ostracized Michael does all he can to sabotage Gabe's party while Angela requests sex from Dwight.

A Halloween trilogy includes a murderous Krusty doll; a "King Kong" parody; an invasion of zombies unleashed by Bart's incantation.

Flanders suffers a failure after Homer wishes him ill.

Bart's labeled a genius and sent to a school for the gifted.

Burns sells the power plant to a German corporation that doesn't care for Homer's approach to his work.

An April Fools' Day prank provides the jumping-off point for Simpson family flashbacks.

A little story about how Bart saves France after blowing up Principal Skinner's mom with a cherry bomb.