- 7.8/104 votes
#1 - One for the Book
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 12/9/1982
While Diane keeps notes on bar conversation, a novice comes in for one final fling before entering a monastery and a World War I doughboy shows up for a very small reunion.
Director: James Burrows
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.6/107 votes
#2 - Teacher Pets
Season 6 Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/1992
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.5/108 votes
#3 - The Unnatural
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1990
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.5/104 votes
#4 - Sleepless in Chicago
Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/1994
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
Director: N/A
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.2/1012 votes
#5 - Johnny Be Gone
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 6/28/1987
Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some executive big-shots.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.1/108 votes
#6 - I Who Have Nothing
Season 6 Episode 13 - Aired 12/22/1991
Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.1/1011 votes
#7 - For Whom the Bell Tolls
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/25/1987
The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the rest of the neighborhood.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.1/108 votes
#8 - Route 666 (1)
Season 5 Episode 23 - Aired 4/28/1991
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.0/1014 votes
#9 - Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/1987
Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can't stop from despising their husbands.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.0/108 votes
#10 - Peggy Turns 300
Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 3/25/1990
Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.
Director: N/A
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.0/108 votes
#11 - Look Who's Barking
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/10/1991
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.0/107 votes
#12 - Scared Single
Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/1993
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
Director: N/A
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.0/104 votes
#13 - Ship Happens (2)
Season 9 Episode 19 - Aired 2/26/1995
The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 7.0/101 votes
#14 - Crime and Punishment
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/4/1982
Louie lets Jeff, his assistant dispatcher, take the rap for skimming money from the company (that Louie is actually responsible for), assuring Jeff that he'll smooth everything over. Louie overdoes it when he reprimands Jeff in front of the garage owner, though, and the owner not only fires Jeff but has him arrested. Louie eventually tells the owner the truth before Alex has a chance to turn him in, but the owner thinks that Louie is only doing it to protect Jeff. The owner decides as a favor to Louie to drop the charges against Jeff and hire him back, so Louie's crime ends up going unpunished despite his good intentions.
Director: Stan Daniels
Writer: Katherine Green
- 6.9/1010 votes
#15 - You Better Watch Out
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 12/20/1987
This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy property ... dead.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green
- 6.9/107 votes
#16 - Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/10/1989
Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 6.7/109 votes
#17 - At the Zoo
Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 11/26/1989
Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 6.6/1014 votes
#18 - Sixteen Years and What Do You Get
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 5/10/1987
Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.
Director: Linda Day
Writer: Katherine Green
- 6.2/106 votes
#19 - How Green was My Apple
Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 2/6/1994
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green
- 6.2/105 votes
#20 - The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
Season 8 Episode 23 - Aired 5/1/1994
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
Director: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Katherine Green