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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 3 Episode 3 - Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    S3:E3

    The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  2. undefined Season 9 Episode 8 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    8.1/10(41 votes)

    S9:E8

    A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 15 - Who Is the Best Parent?
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E15

    It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  4. undefined Season 1 Episode 19 - Who Is the Best Actor?
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E19

    Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  5. undefined Season 3 Episode 11 - Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S3:E11

    Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  6. undefined Season 9 Episode 10 - Follow That Egg
    7.7/10(41 votes)

    S9:E10

    Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 9 - Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S1:E9

    Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.

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    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  8. undefined Season 1 Episode 23 - Who Will Use Their Arms First?
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S1:E23

    Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  9. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - Who Can Drink More Beer?
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S2:E1

    The guys compete to see who can drink more beer - and puking means disqualification! Since Spenny's a much more experienced boozer, he's sure he has this one in the bag.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  10. undefined Season 2 Episode 6 - First One to Talk Loses
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S2:E6

    The rules are simple: the first guy to say a word loses; grunting is allowed. Spenny tries to take advantage of the fact that Kenny talks in his sleep. Can Kenny abuse Spenny without talking?

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    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  11. undefined Season 2 Episode 9 - Who Can Sell More Bibles?
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    S2:E9

    Kenny and Spenny square off to see who can sell more bibles. Kenny has a brilliant plan to teach Spenny a moral biblical lesson that he will never forget.

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    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  12. undefined Season 16 Episode 14 - Obama Wins!
    7.0/10(45 votes)

    S16:E14

    Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E2

    The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.

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    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  14. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E4

    This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  15. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E7

    Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 11 - Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E11

    Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  17. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E1

    The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  18. undefined Season 1 Episode 13 - Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E13

    The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  19. undefined Season 1 Episode 16 - Who Do Kids Like Most?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E16

    Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  20. undefined Season 1 Episode 17 - Who Is the Strongest?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E17

    Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

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    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  21. undefined Season 1 Episode 25 - Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    S1:E25

    The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, stove and other equipment, while Spenny drove and stayed in the front seat. After several days, growing tired, Spenny agreed to switch places, secretly taking the keys with him. However, Kenny had made a duplicate key, planning to drive dangerously to make Spenny leave the van. Kenny's plan backfired as his electric equipment had drained the battery and the van could not be started or boosted.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  22. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - Who Can Stay Naked the Longest?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E2

    When Kenny and Spenny see who can go longer without wearing any clothes, Spenny tries to overcome his shame of being naked, while Kenny goes all-out in a bid to maximize his friend's embarrassment and discomfort.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  23. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - Who Has the Biggest Balls?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E3

    When Kenny and Spenny go head-to-head in a series of mini-competitions to see who has the biggest balls, Kenny goes beyond the usual crazy stunts, trying to psyche Spenny out, by trying to expose him as a whining bitch.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  24. undefined Season 2 Episode 5 - Who Can Dance the Longest?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E5

    The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid,confused and humiliated.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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  25. undefined Season 2 Episode 8 - Who Can Kiss More Women?
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E8

    Kenny uses deception in an attempt to slime as many kisses as humanly possible. Spenny paranoid of catching herpes, uses a direct and honest approach to get women to kiss him.

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    Writer:Kenny Hotz

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Kenny Hotz Ratings Summary

"Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?" is the best rated episode written by Kenny Hotz. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 11/2/2006 and is rated 0.4 points higher than their second-best episode, "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow".