8.5/102 votes#1 - Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/2/2006
The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.
Director: Kenny Hotz
Writer: Kenny Hotz
8.2/1033 votes#2 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 10/19/2005
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Kenny Hotz
8.0/101 votes#3 - Who Is the Best Parent?
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/7/2004
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 8.0/101 votes
#4 - Who Is the Best Actor?
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 1/21/2004
Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 8.0/102 votes
#5 - Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/28/2006
Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.
Director: Kenny Hotz
Writer: Kenny Hotz
7.8/1032 votes#6 - Follow That Egg
Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 11/2/2005
Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.5/102 votes
#7 - Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 10/21/2003
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.5/102 votes
#8 - Who Will Use Their Arms First?
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 3/2/2004
Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.5/102 votes
#9 - Who Can Drink More Beer?
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2005
The guys compete to see who can drink more beer - and puking means disqualification! Since Spenny's a much more experienced boozer, he's sure he has this one in the bag.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.5/102 votes
#10 - First One to Talk Loses
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/21/2005
The rules are simple: the first guy to say a word loses; grunting is allowed. Spenny tries to take advantage of the fact that Kenny talks in his sleep. Can Kenny abuse Spenny without talking?
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.5/102 votes
#11 - Who Can Sell More Bibles?
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/12/2005
Kenny and Spenny square off to see who can sell more bibles. Kenny has a brilliant plan to teach Spenny a moral biblical lesson that he will never forget.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#12 - Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 11/11/2003
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#13 - Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/2/2003
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/101 votes
#14 - Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/16/2003
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#15 - Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/2003
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#16 - Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/4/2003
Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#17 - Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 9/9/2003
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#18 - Who Do Kids Like Most?
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/3/2004
Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#19 - Who Is the Strongest?
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 1/21/2004
Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/101 votes
#20 - Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?
Season 1 Episode 25 - Aired 3/16/2004
The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, stove and other equipment, while Spenny drove and stayed in the front seat. After several days, growing tired, Spenny agreed to switch places, secretly taking the keys with him. However, Kenny had made a duplicate key, planning to drive dangerously to make Spenny leave the van. Kenny's plan backfired as his electric equipment had drained the battery and the van could not be started or boosted.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#21 - Who Can Stay Naked the Longest?
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2005
When Kenny and Spenny see who can go longer without wearing any clothes, Spenny tries to overcome his shame of being naked, while Kenny goes all-out in a bid to maximize his friend's embarrassment and discomfort.
Director: Kenny Hotz
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#22 - Who Has the Biggest Balls?
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/31/2005
When Kenny and Spenny go head-to-head in a series of mini-competitions to see who has the biggest balls, Kenny goes beyond the usual crazy stunts, trying to psyche Spenny out, by trying to expose him as a whining bitch.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#23 - Who Can Dance the Longest?
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/14/2005
The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid,confused and humiliated.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#24 - Who Can Kiss More Women?
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 12/5/2005
Kenny uses deception in an attempt to slime as many kisses as humanly possible. Spenny paranoid of catching herpes, uses a direct and honest approach to get women to kiss him.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
- 7.0/102 votes
#25 - First One to Be Mean Loses
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 12/26/2005
In a total reversal of Kenny's behavior, the guys compete to see who can go longer without being mean to the other. Kenny attempts to overwhelm his best friend with a highly suspicious onslaught of love and caring.
Director: Spencer Rice
Writer: Kenny Hotz
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"Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?" is the best rated episode written by Kenny Hotz. It scored 8.5/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by Kenny Hotz. It aired on 11/2/2006 and is rated 0.3 points higher than their second-best episode, "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow".