The Best Episodes Written By Kevin Etten

Every TV Episode Written by Kevin Etten Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Kevin Etten Ratings Summary

The best episode written by Kevin Etten is "Dress Big", rated 8.8/10 from 5 user votes. It was "directed by Matthew Diamond". "Dress Big" aired on 4/8/2007 and is rated 0.1 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "I Know Things Now".

  • Dress Big
    8.8/10 5 votes

    #1 - Dress Big

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Aired 4/8/2007

    Susan meets her in-laws and finds out some family. Victor is still taking his chances with Gabrielle, while she has a devastating catastrophe at her home. Lynette is encountering new problems at the pizzeria while an unexpected relationship develops on Wisteria Lane.

    Director: Matthew Diamond

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • I Know Things Now
    8.7/10 6 votes

    #2 - I Know Things Now

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 5/7/2006

    Bree and Andrew finally reach an impasse in their relationship as tension has finally reached a critical point. Meanwhile, Ed finally fires Tom with the pressure from his wife. Lastly, Edie's private detective begins to uncover numerous details of Karl and Susan's relationship as of recently. Gabrielle is having a tough time keeping her servant in the country.

    Director: Wendey Stanzler

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • I Wish I Could Forget You
    8.5/10 8 votes

    #3 - I Wish I Could Forget You

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/6/2005

    Mike and Susan face a crisis in their relationship when Susan tries to get Paul Young arrested by confessing to a police officer that he killed Mrs. Huber and Mike has her diaries as proof. The officer goes over to Mike to get the story, but Mike denies the whole thing. As Carlos continues serving his jail sentence, Gabrielle valiantly tries to free him. Bree goes to a romantic hotel with George, but requests they sleep in separate rooms.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • There's Something About a War
    8.5/10 8 votes

    #4 - There's Something About a War

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 1/22/2006

    Dr. Ron informs Susan that she needs a splenectomy. Gabrielle and her arch-enemy Sister Mary Bernard finally face off in church. Also, Tom decides to apply for an empty position at Lynette's job, which leads to the arousal of past issues in their marriage. Lastly, Matthew and Danielle's relationship is found out by both their mothers, which leads to big repercussions later on for Bree and her past secret with Andrew last year.

    Director: Larry Shaw

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Coming to Grips
    8.0/10 3 votes

    #5 - Coming to Grips

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 4/29/2008

    Andi finally learns Sam's secret regarding the Devil after she is captured by a demon and the gang must rescue her. Unfortunately for Sam, the truth causes Andi to fear him and keep her distance. Meanwhile, Ben meets the woman of his dreams while chasing a demon at a hospital's maternity ward, but a major fact keeps them from being together.

    Director: Michael Grossman

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Dirty Sexy Mongol
    8.0/10 3 votes

    #6 - Dirty Sexy Mongol

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 3/10/2009

    Sam wants to find out how Alan got out of his deal with the devil, but after they are attacked by two demons, Alan disappears and a demon takes an interest in Ben.

    Director: Ron Underwood

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • The Home Stretch
    8.0/10 3 votes

    #7 - The Home Stretch

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 4/21/2009

    Sam and Alan make a deal; Morgan and Sam are pitted against each other; Nina wants Ben to introduce her to his family.

    Director: Tom Cherones

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Love is in the Air
    7.7/10 15 votes

    #8 - Love is in the Air

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/2005

    It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around (sort of), as Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike, until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber. Meanwhile, after reconciling their relationship, Bree discovers something new about her husband Rex when it comes to his sexual needs. Lynette's neighbor accuses the Scavo twins of thievery as Lynette tries her best to handle the situation. Lastly, Gabrielle's work adventures continue as she gets a gig as a mattress model.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Your Fault
    7.5/10 15 votes

    #9 - Your Fault

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2005

    When Lynette's father-in-law pays a visit to to the family, she unwittingly learns a family secret. Meanwhile, Susan is disturbed by Julie's growing romance with Zach. Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree as she tries to play hard-to-get. Lastly, Gabrielle is shocked when John's parents ask her for a favor in convincing John to move back home as he officially turned eighteen and no longer wants to live at home and trying to pursue a relationship with Gabrielle.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Children and Art
    7.2/10 5 votes

    #10 - Children and Art

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 11/12/2006

    Lynette returns home from the hospital. Gabrielle decides to get back into modeling and travels to New York. Susan comes home to find Austin and Julie making out on her couch. Bree meets her antagonistic mother-in-law Gloria, with whom Orson is in a quarrel. Detective Ridley has Mike's house searched.

    Director: Wendey Stanzler

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Haunted Hayride
    7.2/10 4 votes

    #11 - Haunted Hayride

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2017

    When a young girl goes missing at a haunted hayride, Max and Leroy go undercover to determine if it was a paranormal act or just a publicity stunt. Meanwhile, Barry brainstorms ways to "bro-bond" with Max and Leroy.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Not While I'm Around
    7.0/10 6 votes

    #12 - Not While I'm Around

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Aired 1/14/2007

    Bree isn't happy Alma has moved to Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed. The new Scavo Pizzeria faces an uncertain future. Julie and Austin go to Edie about giving them parental consent to buy birth control pills.

    Director: David Grossman

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Our Dear Leaders
    6.5/10 4 votes

    #13 - Our Dear Leaders

    Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 1/26/2010

    Lucy takes her new assignment as hell week "team leader" a bit too seriously, and Dr. Turk feels threatened when an internationally renowned surgeon pays a visit.

    Director: Peter Lauer

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • Our New Girl-Bro
    6.2/10 4 votes

    #14 - Our New Girl-Bro

    Season 9 Episode 6 - Aired 1/1/2010

    While Turk struggles to find a replacement best friend, Elliott offers some sound advice and guidance to an over-worked and exhausted Lucy.

    Director: Michael McDonald

    Writer: Kevin Etten

  • The War On Grafelnik
    6.0/10 1 votes

    #15 - The War On Grafelnik

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 12/11/2016

    Torn between Christmas and Grafelnik - the Zephyrian holiday of revenge - Alan plays his parents against each other to get better presents.

    Director: Eric Appel

    Writer: Kevin Etten