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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 13 - Birthday Police
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Birthday Police

    S1:E13

    When Scissors constructs a lie that it was Rock's birthday in an opportunity to get free cake, the trio gets caught and is on the run from the Birthday Police, and hide in an underground cave with other people who have done the same thing.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Paper's Big Lie
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Paper's Big Lie

    S1:E3

    Paper falls in love with his next door neighbor Pencil, and when he becomes desperate to impress her, he lies about being a proper inventor. Things spill over when he ends up being the Earth's only hope against an alien invasion led by hippos.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 9 - The Fart Joke Debate
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - The Fart Joke Debate

    S1:E9

    When Paper doesn't think that fart jokes are funny, Pencil, Scissors & Rock get help from a old comedian who used to tell stand-up comedy using fart jokes.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  4. undefined Season 1 Episode 11 - The First Lou Episode
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - The First Lou Episode

    S1:E11

    In order to make him lower the rent, Rock, Paper & Scissors help their grumpy landlord Lou on his bucket list for one thing: becoming a pop star.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  5. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Scissors Gets a Job
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Scissors Gets a Job

    S1:E1

    Scissors, struggling to make ends meet, is repeatedly fired from various jobs until he lands a position as a janitor for a secret crime-fighting organization, embarking on his first (and only) mission to confront a supervillain alongside his fellow janitors.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  6. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Key Limes
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Key Limes

    S1:E6

    Our trio go on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  7. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - Prank War
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Prank War

    S1:E7

    Paper joins Rock and Scissors in a prank war against the Rat Bros and Pencil; Pencil has a secret weapon.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  8. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - Pencil Comes Over
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Pencil Comes Over

    S1:E8

    When Pencil comes over to watch a horror movie, Paper worries he'll be too scared to handle it.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Hide and Seek
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Hide and Seek

    S1:E10

    The trio plays a game of hide and seek that spans the globe and takes decades to complete.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  10. undefined Season 1 Episode 19 - The Sled Hill
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - The Sled Hill

    S1:E19

    After Scissors breaks his arm from sledding, he tries to hide it from Paper so he doesn't have to hear him say "I was right!"

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 21 - Pogo Sticks
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Pogo Sticks

    S1:E21

    To attend the Rat Bros' party, the trio tries to get their hands on the latest cool item: pogo sticks.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 22 - Car Wash
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Car Wash

    S1:E22

    Rock tries to get a job at Evil Robot Corp. Paper and Scissors see if the company is exactly what it sounds like.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 24 - The Astonishing Catalina
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - The Astonishing Catalina

    S1:E24

    Rock and Paper try to end a feud between Scissors and a powerful magician before her magic ruins their lives.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  14. undefined Season 1 Episode 26 - Bowling
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Bowling

    S1:E26

    Rock challenges Scissors to a high-stakes bowling game. Unfortunately, Rock's never bowled a day in his life.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  15. undefined Season 1 Episode 28 - Potato
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #15 - Potato

    S1:E28

    When his friends become obsessed with Rock's friend, Potato, Paper tries to win back their attention.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 29 - Paper's Book Club
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #16 - Paper's Book Club

    S1:E29

    In order to feel smart, Paper puts together a book club with the least intelligent people he knows.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  17. undefined Season 1 Episode 30 - The Family Business
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - The Family Business

    S1:E30

    When Rock's dad comes to town, Rock joins the family business in an attempt to finally impress his father.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  18. undefined Season 1 Episode 33 - Resolutions
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Resolutions

    S1:E33

    Paper makes Scissors feel bad for not doing his New Year's resolution, so Scissors tries to do it in 12 hours.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  19. undefined Season 1 Episode 34 - Glitter Bomb
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Glitter Bomb

    S1:E34

    After receiving a glitter bomb in the mail, Rock vows revenge on the anonymous bomber.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  20. undefined Season 1 Episode 35 - Helping with the Groceries
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #20 - Helping with the Groceries

    S1:E35

    Scissors goes deep into his mind to decide on whether to help his roommates bring in the groceries.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  21. undefined Season 1 Episode 37 - R.O.V.E.R.
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - R.O.V.E.R.

    S1:E37

    Rock tries to convince Paper and Scissors he's ready for a pet by taking care of a deadly robotic dog.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  22. undefined Season 1 Episode 38 - Trash
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Trash

    S1:E38

    Paper tries to make Scissors do his one chore while Rock looks for the perfect fantasy romance.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  23. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - Franz Roll and the Lost Rainbow Hot Pants of Atraxes the Apple Bottomed
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Franz Roll and the Lost Rainbow Hot Pants of Atraxes the Apple Bottomed

    S2:E1

    Rock quests for an ancient artifact in order to prove he is worthy of working with his modeling role model, Franz Roll. Paper and Scissors compete to be more supportive of Rock in the hopes that one of them will head his entourage when he's famous.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  24. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - Paper and Pencil Tell a Joke
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Paper and Pencil Tell a Joke

    S2:E2

    Paper and Pencil tell a kind of funny joke at a party and chase the feeling of people finding them funny by telling it again and again.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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  25. undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - Scissors' Orchestra
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Scissors' Orchestra

    S2:E3

    Scissors hires an orchestra to follow him around and score his life, helping him attract a famous girlfriend.

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    Writer:Kyle Stegina

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Kyle Stegina Ratings Summary

"Birthday Police" is the best rated episode written by Kyle Stegina. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 2/28/2024 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Paper's Big Lie".