- 10.0/101 votes
#1 - Dragon Breath
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2005
When Jake comes down with a serious case of Dragon stank breath; Fu Dog must set him up on a date for the school dance.
Director: Christian Roman
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 10.0/101 votes
#2 - The Talented Mr. Long
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2005
Jake must compete in the school talent show with Fu Dog as his ventriloquist sidekick.
Director: Christian Roman
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 10.0/101 votes
#3 - Body Guard Duty
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/29/2005
When Jake is assigned as body guard to the Oracle Twins, their incessant visions of the future drive him nuts -- until he realizes they can use their powers to make his life easier.
Director: Christian Roman
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 10.0/101 votes
#4 - Homecoming
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 3/10/2007
Jake tries to use his nomination as Homecoming Prince to win back Rose.
Director: Steve Loter
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 8.5/1033 votes
#5 - The Bet
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/14/2014
After Jake and Amy's bet about who can make more arrests is finally settled, the two go on a stakeout where Jake reevaluates their relationship.
Director: Julian Farino
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 8.2/105 votes
#6 - Perfect Store
Season 6 Episode 14 - Aired 3/25/2021
Some inside information leads the Cloud 9 employees to try to make the store seem perfect for one day.
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 8.0/102 votes
#7 - Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 3/22/2009
Steve and his friends sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after the kid hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot is wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar-mitzvah money, his own bar mitzvah is put in jeopardy.
Director: Brent Woods
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.9/1043 votes
#8 - The Mole
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/2/2014
Holt and Jake search for a mole in the precinct, and Terry and Rosa visit a silent disco to find "Giggle Pig" dealers.
Director: Victor Nelli Jr.
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.7/103 votes
#9 - Stanny Boy and Frantastic
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 1/23/2011
Stan and Francine have trouble keeping up with a younger couple's lifestyle.
Director: Pam Cooke
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.7/1032 votes
#10 - Fancy Brudgom
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 3/11/2014
When Charles makes Jake his best man, it means cake tasting, choosing flowers and convincing fiancée Vivian that Charles doesn't want to move.
Director: Victor Nelli Jr.
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.7/106 votes
#11 - Prize Wheel
Season 6 Episode 4 - Aired 11/18/2020
On the day of Cloud 9's "In-store-vaganza," Dina finally gets the chance to step up to the plate and run the store. Garrett and Cheyenne search for a mysterious smell. Jonah finds himself excited about a new opportunity.
Director: Ryan Case
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.7/1047 votes
#12 - The Vulture
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2013
A Major Crimes detective known as "The Vulture" takes over Jake's nearly solved case and steals his thunder, prompting revenge.
Director: Jason Ensler
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.5/102 votes
#13 - Weiner of Our Discontent
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 5/3/2009
Roger declares that he was sent to Earth to be "the decider" of humanity's fate, and Stan challenges him on it.
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.5/102 votes
#14 - First Day
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2017
It’s the first day of high school and Eddie wants to join the football team to impress girlfriend Alison, despite Jessica forbidding him to try out. Emery finds out that Evan has been moved up a grade and is in middle school with him. Louis battles with Kenny Roger’s right-hand man over changes at the steakhouse
Director: Alisa Statman
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.5/1039 votes
#15 - The Wednesday Incident
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/15/2015
Jake is determined to prove that he's not to blame for Holt's bad mood, and when Charles catches a notorious bank robber, nobody believes him.
Director: Claire Scanlon
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.4/1041 votes
#16 - Stakeout
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 12/14/2014
Jake and Charles go on a stakeout that lasts way too long, and Terry writes a book for his daughters that angers Amy and Gina.
Director: Tristram Shapeero
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.4/1035 votes
#17 - Maximum Security
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/2016
To root out the crooked FBI agent who targeted Pimento, the team stages an elaborate fake funeral and sends Amy on a risky undercover mission.
Director: Victor Nelli Jr.
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.3/103 votes
#18 - Jenny Fromdabloc
Season 7 Episode 16 - Aired 4/17/2011
After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.3/103 votes
#19 - Finger Lenting Good
Season 9 Episode 8 - Aired 1/6/2013
The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.2/105 votes
#20 - All the News
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 11/1/2002
When Kim and Ron accidentally show that a stunt show is all staged, the host wants revenge. Meanwhile, the entire school thinks Kim likes Brick Flagg.
Director: Chris Bailey
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.2/105 votes
#21 - Oh Boyz
Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 4/2/2004
To help his son's ongoing quest to become a pop sensation, Senor Senior, Senior kidnaps the Oh Boyz band to blackmail the record company. The plan backfires when Ron winds up captured along with the group. The record executive, finding the Oh Boyz' disappearance to be a profit windfall, is in no hurry to help so Kim must find Ron and the others on her own.
Director: David Block
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.2/105 votes
#22 - Whatever It Takes...
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 12/4/2012
Chloe teaches June to "network," i.e., to go drinking in the financial district, but when Chloe lands herself a hot young broker whose father is a Wall Street mogul, she also lands June a dream job offer! But there are strings attached, and June must make a tough decision. Meanwhile, James' worst nightmare is realized when he's paired with the worst pro-dancer.
Director: Aundre Johnson
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.2/1036 votes
#23 - The Mattress
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/2015
A lovers' spat leads to trouble on the job as Jake and Amy chase down a new street drug. A parking mishap drives a wedge between Holt and Boyle.
Director: Dean Holland
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.0/102 votes
#24 - Live and Let Fry
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 3/1/2009
When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can't collect it because the CIA has turned him into a fish.
Director: Rodney Clouden
Writer: Laura McCreary
- 7.0/102 votes
#25 - A Jones for a Smith
Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 1/31/2010
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Laura McCreary