The Best Episodes Written By Mark Stegemann

#1 - My Fifteen Seconds

Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/2003

As J.D.'s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.

Director: Ken Whittingham

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#2 - My Boss's Free Haircut

Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2005

Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.

Director: John Inwood

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#3 - My Own Private Practice Guy

Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2003

A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.

Director: Marc Buckland

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#4 - His Story II

Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/6/2004

Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.

Director: Jason Ensler

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#5 - My Extra Mile

Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/21/2006

J.D. urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Meanwhile,Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives, to better their chances of conceiving. Also, Elliot can't stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.

Director: Ken Whittingham

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#6 - My Tuscaloosa Heart

Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/12/2002

J.D. has a patient who's rude to him and the nurses and eventually dies from cancer. J.D. feels awful for not giving him his full attention and worries maybe he could have saved the guy if he was nicer to him. Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso is the one singing a song called "Tuscaloosa Heart" on a tape given to her by a patient who claims he went to college with Bob. And Dr. Cox finds himself trapped in a love square: He's falling in love with Kristen Murphy, his intern, just as his ex-wife reappears demanding sex – and there's also his crush on Carla.

Director: Lawrence Trilling

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#7 - My Ocardial Infarction

Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2005

Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a capella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more serious, when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.

Director: Ken Whittingham

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#8 - My Cabbage

Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 2/28/2006

Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.

Director: John Inwood

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#9 - My Princess

Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 5/8/2008

After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.

Director: Zach Braff

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#10 - My Sacrificial Clam

Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2002

J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm. Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.

Director: Marc Buckland

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#11 - My Road to Nowhere

Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 2/8/2007

After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.

Director: Mark Stegemann

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#12 - My Blind Date

Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2002

A woman slips and falls on the wet floor of the hospital. Afraid that she might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she won't sue them. But J.D. is very busy with Dr. Cox's 24-hour marathon to keep his ICU patients alive. Elliot is desperate for some attention from Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.

Director: Marc Buckland

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#13 - Modern Espionage

Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 5/19/2015

Heroes are born, promises are broken and the stakes are raised when paintball makes an explosive return to Greendale's campus.

Director: Rob Schrab

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#14 - The Tombs

Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/15/2018

As Jesse helps reinvigorate business at Angelville, he tests Tulip and Cassidy's faith in him when Angelville brings out a darker side of him.

Director: Wayne Che Yip

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#15 - Holes

Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/7/2017

Jesse investigates a fresh clue about God. Tulip makes friends with a new neighbor, and we get a glimpse into Cassidy's past relationship with Denis.

Director: Maja Vrvilo

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#16 - My Big Mouth

Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2002

J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.

Director: Paul Quinn

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#17 - The Quest for Craig

Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 2/12/2017

Director: Jared Hess

Writer: Mark Stegemann

#18 - Big Littles & Jumbo Shrimp

Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/20/2009

Troubled by the recent discovery that Andy hooked up with Jordan, Rusty is hesitant to take Andy on as his little brother. Will Rusty be able to get past the budding relationship to become the big brother Cappie has been to him? When Cappie hears of Rusty’s reluctance, he takes Rusty aside to remind him that he brought Andy as a pledge to the fraternity and it is his responsibility to be the best Big Brother that Rusty can be for him. Meanwhile, when Evan’s real-life brother, Patrick, comes for a visit, their celebration at Dobler’s is interrupted by Cappie and the three end up reminiscing about their old camp days. But later Patrick shocks and disappoints Evan by asking for money. Frustrated by his brother’s actions, Evan takes it out on Frannie. When Casey and Rebecca believe that the thief responsible for stealing the ZBZ food supply is Fisher, they can’t figure out why Ashleigh won’t accept it. But when they dig a little further, Ashleigh reveals the delicious truth.

Director: Shawn Piller

Writer: Mark Stegemann