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The Best Episodes Written By Mark Stegemann

Every TV Episode Written by Mark Stegemann Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Mark Stegemann Ratings Summary

"My Fifteen Seconds" is the best rated episode written by Mark Stegemann. It scored 8.667/10 based on 6 votes. It was directed by Ken Whittingham. It aired on 11/20/2003 and is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "My Own Private Practice Guy".

  • My Fifteen Seconds
    8.7/106 votes

    #1 - My Fifteen Seconds

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/2003

    As J.D.'s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Own Private Practice Guy
    8.5/106 votes

    #2 - My Own Private Practice Guy

    Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2003

    A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.

    Director: Marc Buckland

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • His Story II
    8.5/106 votes

    #3 - His Story II

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/6/2004

    Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.

    Director: Jason Ensler

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Boss's Free Haircut
    8.5/104 votes

    #4 - My Boss's Free Haircut

    Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2005

    Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.

    Director: John Inwood

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Extra Mile
    8.5/104 votes

    #5 - My Extra Mile

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/21/2006

    J.D. urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Meanwhile,Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives, to better their chances of conceiving. Also, Elliot can't stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Tuscaloosa Heart
    8.4/109 votes

    #6 - My Tuscaloosa Heart

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/12/2002

    J.D. has a patient who's rude to him and the nurses and eventually dies from cancer. J.D. feels awful for not giving him his full attention and worries maybe he could have saved the guy if he was nicer to him. Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso is the one singing a song called "Tuscaloosa Heart" on a tape given to her by a patient who claims he went to college with Bob. And Dr. Cox finds himself trapped in a love square: He's falling in love with Kristen Murphy, his intern, just as his ex-wife reappears demanding sex – and there's also his crush on Carla.

    Director: Lawrence Trilling

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Cabbage
    8.4/105 votes

    #7 - My Cabbage

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 2/28/2006

    Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.

    Director: John Inwood

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Princess
    8.4/108 votes

    #8 - My Princess

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 5/8/2008

    After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.

    Director: Zach Braff

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Sacrificial Clam
    8.4/108 votes

    #9 - My Sacrificial Clam

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2002

    J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm. Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.

    Director: Marc Buckland

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Road to Nowhere
    8.3/106 votes

    #10 - My Road to Nowhere

    Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 2/8/2007

    After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.

    Director: Mark Stegemann

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Ocardial Infarction
    8.3/104 votes

    #11 - My Ocardial Infarction

    Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2005

    Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a capella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more serious, when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Blind Date
    8.2/109 votes

    #12 - My Blind Date

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2002

    A woman slips and falls on the wet floor of the hospital. Afraid that she might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she won't sue them. But J.D. is very busy with Dr. Cox's 24-hour marathon to keep his ICU patients alive. Elliot is desperate for some attention from Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.

    Director: Marc Buckland

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • Modern Espionage
    8.1/1034 votes

    #13 - Modern Espionage

    Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 5/19/2015

    Heroes are born, promises are broken and the stakes are raised when paintball makes an explosive return to Greendale's campus.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • The Tombs
    8.1/1017 votes

    #14 - The Tombs

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/15/2018

    As Jesse helps reinvigorate business at Angelville, he tests Tulip and Cassidy's faith in him when Angelville brings out a darker side of him.

    Director: Wayne Che Yip

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • Holes
    7.9/1018 votes

    #15 - Holes

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/7/2017

    Jesse investigates a fresh clue about God. Tulip makes friends with a new neighbor, and we get a glimpse into Cassidy's past relationship with Denis.

    Director: Maja Vrvilo

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • My Big Mouth
    7.9/107 votes

    #16 - My Big Mouth

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2002

    J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.

    Director: Paul Quinn

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • The Quest for Craig
    7.0/101 votes

    #17 - The Quest for Craig

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 2/12/2017

    Director: Jared Hess

    Writer: Mark Stegemann

  • Big Littles & Jumbo Shrimp
    1.0/101 votes

    #18 - Big Littles & Jumbo Shrimp

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/20/2009

    Troubled by the recent discovery that Andy hooked up with Jordan, Rusty is hesitant to take Andy on as his little brother. Will Rusty be able to get past the budding relationship to become the big brother Cappie has been to him? When Cappie hears of Rusty’s reluctance, he takes Rusty aside to remind him that he brought Andy as a pledge to the fraternity and it is his responsibility to be the best Big Brother that Rusty can be for him. Meanwhile, when Evan’s real-life brother, Patrick, comes for a visit, their celebration at Dobler’s is interrupted by Cappie and the three end up reminiscing about their old camp days. But later Patrick shocks and disappoints Evan by asking for money. Frustrated by his brother’s actions, Evan takes it out on Frannie. When Casey and Rebecca believe that the thief responsible for stealing the ZBZ food supply is Fisher, they can’t figure out why Ashleigh won’t accept it. But when they dig a little further, Ashleigh reveals the delicious truth.

    Director: Shawn Piller

    Writer: Mark Stegemann