The Best Episodes Written By Mark Stegemann

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.9/10(8 votes)

   #1 - My Fifteen Seconds

   S3:E711/20/2003

   As J.D.'s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.

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   #2 - My Boss's Free Haircut

   S4:E203/29/2005

   Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.

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   #3 - My Extra Mile

   S5:E153/21/2006

   J.D. urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Meanwhile,Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives, to better their chances of conceiving. Also, Elliot can't stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.

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   #4 - His Story II

   S3:E184/6/2004

   Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.

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   #5 - My Road to Nowhere

   S6:E82/8/2007

   After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.

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   #6 - My Own Private Practice Guy

   S2:E173/13/2003

   A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.

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   #7 - My Cabbage

   S5:E122/28/2006

   Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.

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   #8 - My Princess

   S7:E115/8/2008

   After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.

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   8.4/10(7 votes)

   #9 - My Ocardial Infarction

   S4:E131/18/2005

   Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a capella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more serious, when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.

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    8.4/10(12 votes)

    #10 - My Blind Date

    S1:E121/8/2002

    A woman slips and falls on the wet floor of the hospital. Afraid that she might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she won't sue them. But J.D. is very busy with Dr. Cox's 24-hour marathon to keep his ICU patients alive. Elliot is desperate for some attention from Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.

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    8.4/10(12 votes)

    #11 - My Tuscaloosa Heart

    S1:E183/12/2002

    J.D. has a patient who's rude to him and the nurses and eventually dies from cancer. J.D. feels awful for not giving him his full attention and worries maybe he could have saved the guy if he was nicer to him. Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso is the one singing a song called "Tuscaloosa Heart" on a tape given to her by a patient who claims he went to college with Bob. And Dr. Cox finds himself trapped in a love square: He's falling in love with Kristen Murphy, his intern, just as his ex-wife reappears demanding sex – and there's also his crush on Carla.

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    8.3/10(11 votes)

    #12 - My Sacrificial Clam

    S1:E214/30/2002

    J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm. Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.

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    8.1/10(39 votes)

    #13 - Modern Espionage

    S6:E115/19/2015

    Heroes are born, promises are broken and the stakes are raised when paintball makes an explosive return to Greendale's campus.

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    7.9/10(9 votes)

    #14 - My Big Mouth

    S2:E410/17/2002

    J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.

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    7.8/10(23 votes)

    #15 - The Tombs

    S3:E47/15/2018

    As Jesse helps reinvigorate business at Angelville, he tests Tulip and Cassidy's faith in him when Angelville brings out a darker side of him.

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    7.6/10(9 votes)

    #16 - Search and Rescue

    S4:E48/18/2019

    Tulip forges an unexpected alliance to save Cassidy; Jesse finds himself stranded.

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    7.5/10(24 votes)

    #17 - Holes

    S2:E88/7/2017

    Jesse investigates a fresh clue about God. Tulip makes friends with a new neighbor, and we get a glimpse into Cassidy's past relationship with Denis.

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    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #18 - Messiahs

    S4:E79/8/2019

    Tulip and Cass tear after God; an old friend presents Jesse with an unique opportunity.

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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - The Quest for Craig

    S1:E122/12/2017

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    1.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - Big Littles & Jumbo Shrimp

    S2:E144/20/2009

    Troubled by the recent discovery that Andy hooked up with Jordan, Rusty is hesitant to take Andy on as his little brother. Will Rusty be able to get past the budding relationship to become the big brother Cappie has been to him? When Cappie hears of Rusty’s reluctance, he takes Rusty aside to remind him that he brought Andy as a pledge to the fraternity and it is his responsibility to be the best Big Brother that Rusty can be for him. Meanwhile, when Evan’s real-life brother, Patrick, comes for a visit, their celebration at Dobler’s is interrupted by Cappie and the three end up reminiscing about their old camp days. But later Patrick shocks and disappoints Evan by asking for money. Frustrated by his brother’s actions, Evan takes it out on Frannie. When Casey and Rebecca believe that the thief responsible for stealing the ZBZ food supply is Fisher, they can’t figure out why Ashleigh won’t accept it. But when they dig a little further, Ashleigh reveals the delicious truth.

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