- 8.7/106 votes
#1 - My Fifteen Seconds
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/2003
As J.D.'s relationship with Danni progresses, he and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together outside of the hospital, to Perry's great chagrin. Meanwhile, as they each deal with problems in their own relationships, Carla and Elliot work to find their own balance between their personal and professional relationships. Dr. Kelso accidentally punctures his eardrums giving the hospital staff an opportunity to tell him how they truly feel about him.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.5/106 votes
#2 - My Own Private Practice Guy
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2003
A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.
Director: Marc Buckland
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.5/106 votes
#3 - His Story II
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 4/6/2004
Turk has to confront a young patient of his, when he accidentally cuts a nerve and the boy (who happens to be a concert pianist) loses use of one of his hands. Meanwhile, one of Elliot's patients unintentionally teaches her a lesson about her relationship with J.D.
Director: Jason Ensler
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.5/104 votes
#4 - My Boss's Free Haircut
Season 4 Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2005
Dr. Kelso dons scrubs to prove a point to Dr. Cox, only to watch it backfire, when an obnoxious patient refuses to listen to him. J.D. and Turk party, while Carla struggles to find solace in Elliot.
Director: John Inwood
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.5/104 votes
#5 - My Extra Mile
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 3/21/2006
J.D. urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but J.D. himself is not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemotherapy, after meeting a woman who loves his hair. Meanwhile,Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all the stress in their lives, to better their chances of conceiving. Also, Elliot can't stop giving her new boyfriend Keith stupid gifts.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.4/109 votes
#6 - My Tuscaloosa Heart
Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 3/12/2002
J.D. has a patient who's rude to him and the nurses and eventually dies from cancer. J.D. feels awful for not giving him his full attention and worries maybe he could have saved the guy if he was nicer to him. Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso is the one singing a song called "Tuscaloosa Heart" on a tape given to her by a patient who claims he went to college with Bob. And Dr. Cox finds himself trapped in a love square: He's falling in love with Kristen Murphy, his intern, just as his ex-wife reappears demanding sex – and there's also his crush on Carla.
Director: Lawrence Trilling
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.4/105 votes
#7 - My Cabbage
Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 2/28/2006
Dr. Kelso is outraged, when he discovers, that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. He orders the Janitor to dispose of it immediately. However, the Janitor likes the bird so much, he secretly keeps it as a pet. Meanwhile, J.D., annoyed with Keith, tries to get his intern fired, but things don't turn out as intended.
Director: John Inwood
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.4/108 votes
#8 - My Princess
Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 5/8/2008
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight.
Director: Zach Braff
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.4/108 votes
#9 - My Sacrificial Clam
Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 4/30/2002
J.D. fears being contaminated with Hepatitis B, after a needle accidentally sticks his forearm. Meanwhile, Elliot has a hard time combining her new relationship and keeping up with studies. Turk obsesses about getting in shape, after Carla makes a fat joke about him.
Director: Marc Buckland
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.3/106 votes
#10 - My Road to Nowhere
Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 2/8/2007
After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso's new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan and Dr. Cox have trouble when Jordan's ultrasound reveals that the baby will need surgery.
Director: Mark Stegemann
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.3/104 votes
#11 - My Ocardial Infarction
Season 4 Episode 13 - Aired 1/18/2005
Elliot starts showing J.D. up as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to an a capella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more serious, when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.2/109 votes
#12 - My Blind Date
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/8/2002
A woman slips and falls on the wet floor of the hospital. Afraid that she might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she won't sue them. But J.D. is very busy with Dr. Cox's 24-hour marathon to keep his ICU patients alive. Elliot is desperate for some attention from Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.
Director: Marc Buckland
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.1/1034 votes
#13 - Modern Espionage
Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 5/19/2015
Heroes are born, promises are broken and the stakes are raised when paintball makes an explosive return to Greendale's campus.
Director: Rob Schrab
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 8.1/1017 votes
#14 - The Tombs
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 7/15/2018
As Jesse helps reinvigorate business at Angelville, he tests Tulip and Cassidy's faith in him when Angelville brings out a darker side of him.
Director: Wayne Che Yip
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 7.9/1018 votes
#15 - Holes
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/7/2017
Jesse investigates a fresh clue about God. Tulip makes friends with a new neighbor, and we get a glimpse into Cassidy's past relationship with Denis.
Director: Maja Vrvilo
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 7.9/107 votes
#16 - My Big Mouth
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2002
J.D. insists that Carla should open up to him. When she finally starts to do that, J.D. screws it up by telling Turk. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox. Turk sees himself in an ethical dilemma when Dr. Kelso picks him over a female surgeon to spend a weekend in Mexico.
Director: Paul Quinn
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 7.0/101 votes
#17 - The Quest for Craig
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 2/12/2017
Director: Jared Hess
Writer: Mark Stegemann
- 1.0/101 votes
#18 - Big Littles & Jumbo Shrimp
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/20/2009
Troubled by the recent discovery that Andy hooked up with Jordan, Rusty is hesitant to take Andy on as his little brother. Will Rusty be able to get past the budding relationship to become the big brother Cappie has been to him? When Cappie hears of Rusty’s reluctance, he takes Rusty aside to remind him that he brought Andy as a pledge to the fraternity and it is his responsibility to be the best Big Brother that Rusty can be for him. Meanwhile, when Evan’s real-life brother, Patrick, comes for a visit, their celebration at Dobler’s is interrupted by Cappie and the three end up reminiscing about their old camp days. But later Patrick shocks and disappoints Evan by asking for money. Frustrated by his brother’s actions, Evan takes it out on Frannie. When Casey and Rebecca believe that the thief responsible for stealing the ZBZ food supply is Fisher, they can’t figure out why Ashleigh won’t accept it. But when they dig a little further, Ashleigh reveals the delicious truth.
Director: Shawn Piller
Writer: Mark Stegemann