The Best Episodes Written By Matt Maiellaro

Not much is known yet, other than Frylock is playing with Gerald, a nine year old kid, presumed to be Carl's son, and they are building a soap-box derby racer reminiscent of 2 Wycked, when Carl breaks down and destroys it. It is then that Gerald's mother pulls over in the car, presumed to be a hooker Carl knocked up.

Meatwad indulges into projectile vomiting while performing on stage with Frylock. This instantly makes him a viral hit on the Internet, giving him fame and fortune, a new band, and a massive ego.

Shake gets a mythical shirt that takes him back to the land of dragons where he rules as their king.

Meatwad writes and draws a graphic novel about him performing surgery, in hopes that Shake will write a promotional blurb about it.

Shake is offered a tour to the White House, however, he wanders off into the president's office and causes a potentially apocalyptic missile strike on the Earth in order to recreate his favorite televison series, The Granite Family. The Aqua Somethings require safety so they go with Carl in his bomb shelter.

Frylock's revolutionary social networking device summons a pre-release party of staggeringly douchebaggy proportions.

Meatwad is visited by his favorite puppet star.

Dr. Weird proclaims he has obtained the funds to build a Rabbot to solve the world's "vegetable problem". Dr. Weird tells Steve to spray it in the eyes with French perfume and after the spraying, the Rabbot gets annoyed and escapes the lab.

Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?

Leprechauns use Dr. Weird's Rainbow Machine to mug people from afar, apparently for shoes. Although they don't end up with anything more than a gold chain, a Banarama tape with no case and rollerskates.

It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen headquarters and a monster comes down from the attic...to get his mail. Much to his chagrin, the monster is unable to scare anyone - until he reveals a gruesome secret.

Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.

Shark sends Spider Boy to spy on Mouse so he can know what he does.

In a virtual world of endless possibilities, Shake plays video games and fights with Meatwad.

On EARth, everyone can hear you scream.

An episode where Dewey and Vanessa sound a lot like Danny Trejo and Lance Henriksen.

Shark and Rectangular Business Man start to unravel their plot. Meanwhile, Mouse and Skillet are in a gun fight with someone they don't even know.

Mouse travels to the corn dog field and takes Rooster, Golden Joe, and Peanut Cop captive, and has another flashback of when he had a wife and kid.

Mouse Fitzgerald looks for a job driving a taxi jet. His first job is to pick up a rectangular business man , but he gets side tracked and makes a porno. There is also a bank robbery.

Master Shake bets on the house for pro-football, causing chaos with Shake as Terry and his assistant try to kill him.

Mouse meets the magical Golden Joe. With the money The Eye gave him, they go buy a tank. Skillet explodes.