The best episode written by Max Pross is "Crimes and Mini-Wieners", rated 10/10 from 1 user votes. It was "directed by Shelley Jensen". "Crimes and Mini-Wieners" aired on 6/3/2005 and is rated 1.8 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "The Race".
The principal suspects Kyle, Chris and Sam of starting a food fight and makes them serve as lunch ladies in the school cafeteria for a week as punishment. Meanwhile, Nick is having to work the night shift, and Jack tricks him into hiring April – a girl he has a crush on – to baby-sit T.J..
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Max Pross
Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
To get reinstated, Monk must go camping with the son of a committee member... and try to solve a crime.
Director: Randall Zisk
Writer: Max Pross
Mr. Burns tasks Homer with swindling Cletus Spuckler out of his newfound helium fortune. Meanwhile, Maggie is reunited with Hudson from Playdate with Destiny again, only for Marge to tear them apart after his mother annoys her.
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Max Pross
Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of adulthood following a shaving experiment.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
When a fire levels Springfield, Mr. Burns agrees to the Simpsons' pleas that he fund the town's rebuilding, on the condition that he gets to put on a variety show.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
Homer and Marge recount the story of their transition from loving their life without kids to being miserable parents.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
Monk must confront his prejudice against nudists when he's called to investigate a murder on a nude beach.
Director: Randall Zisk
Writer: Max Pross
Homer discovers that Maggie is a whistling savant and launches her baby-celebrity career. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony with her interior design taste, and he hires her to style his brothel.
Director: Mike B. Anderson
Writer: Max Pross
Frustrated with the local government, Marge decides to run for Mayor. To win public support, she begins making Homer the butt of her jokes.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross