10.0/101 votes#1 - Crimes and Mini-Wieners
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 6/3/2005
The principal suspects Kyle, Chris and Sam of starting a food fight and makes them serve as lunch ladies in the school cafeteria for a week as punishment. Meanwhile, Nick is having to work the night shift, and Jack tricks him into hiring April – a girl he has a crush on – to baby-sit T.J..
Director: Shelley Jensen
Writer: Max Pross
8.2/1021 votes#2 - The Race
Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 12/15/1994
Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
8.2/1023 votes#3 - The Cigar Store Indian
Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 12/9/1993
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
8.0/1020 votes#4 - The Wink
Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1995
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
8.0/1020 votes#5 - The Gum
Season 7 Episode 10 - Aired 12/14/1995
Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is worried about George's mental stability.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.8/1022 votes#6 - The Glasses
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/30/1993
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
7.8/1020 votes#7 - The Pie
Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 2/17/1994
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
7.8/1020 votes#8 - The Raincoats (1)
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 4/28/1994
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
7.8/1020 votes#9 - The Pledge Drive
Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/1994
Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.8/1020 votes#10 - The Doorman
Season 6 Episode 18 - Aired 2/23/1995
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.8/1021 votes#11 - The Diplomat's Club
Season 6 Episode 22 - Aired 5/4/1995
A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.7/1021 votes#12 - The Doll
Season 7 Episode 17 - Aired 2/22/1996
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.6/1020 votes#13 - The Mom & Pop Store
Season 6 Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/1994
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.5/1018 votes#14 - The Checks
Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/1996
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.
Director: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Max Pross
7.2/105 votes#15 - The Raincoats (2)
Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 4/28/1994
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
Director: Tom Cherones
Writer: Max Pross
7.1/108 votes#16 - Mr. Monk Goes Camping
Season 8 Episode 12 - Aired 11/6/2009
To get reinstated, Monk must go camping with the son of a committee member... and try to solve a crime.
Director: Randall Zisk
Writer: Max Pross
6.5/106 votes#17 - The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby
Season 31 Episode 18 - Aired 4/19/2020
Mr. Burns tasks Homer with swindling Cletus Spuckler out of his newfound helium fortune. Meanwhile, Maggie is reunited with Hudson from Playdate with Destiny again, only for Marge to tear them apart after his mother annoys her.
Director: Bob Anderson
Writer: Max Pross
5.9/1015 votes#18 - Hardly Kirk-ing
Season 24 Episode 13 - Aired 2/17/2013
Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of adulthood following a shaving experiment.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
5.9/1021 votes#19 - Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus
Season 28 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/2016
When a fire levels Springfield, Mr. Burns agrees to the Simpsons' pleas that he fund the town's rebuilding, on the condition that he gets to put on a variety show.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
5.6/1016 votes#20 - 3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage
Season 29 Episode 13 - Aired 3/25/2018
Homer and Marge recount the story of their transition from loving their life without kids to being miserable parents.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
5.4/107 votes#21 - Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
Season 6 Episode 3 - Aired 7/27/2007
Monk must confront his prejudice against nudists when he's called to investigate a murder on a nude beach.
Director: Randall Zisk
Writer: Max Pross
5.3/1019 votes#22 - Whistler's Father
Season 29 Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/2017
Homer discovers that Maggie is a whistling savant and launches her baby-celebrity career. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony with her interior design taste, and he hires her to style his brothel.
Director: Mike B. Anderson
Writer: Max Pross
5.2/1015 votes#23 - The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be
Season 29 Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2017
Frustrated with the local government, Marge decides to run for Mayor. To win public support, she begins making Homer the butt of her jokes.
Director: Matthew Nastuk
Writer: Max Pross
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"Crimes and Mini-Wieners" is the best rated episode written by Max Pross. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by Shelley Jensen. It aired on 6/3/2005 and is rated 1.8 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Race".