The Best Episodes Written By Mike Schwartz

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   9.7/10(3 votes)

   #1 - My Choosiest Choice of All

   S3:E194/20/2004

   J.D. hooks up with Danni again, after Sean returns, but he can't forget about his passionate night with Elliot. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox realizes, that he might actually have a crush on the one doctor he loathes.

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   9.7/10(3 votes)

   #2 - My Last Chance

   S4:E810/26/2004

   When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves. Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son to an accident.

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   9.3/10(3 votes)

   #3 - My Lucky Charm

   S4:E141/25/2005

   A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest.

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   9.3/10(3 votes)

   #4 - Her Story II

   S5:E102/7/2006

   J.D. is annoyed, that Julie doesn't laugh, so Elliot encourages him, to tell her his feelings, and Turk tries to use psychology to fix the issue. Meanwhile, Carla is upset, when the Janitor refers to a new nurse as a "hot young Carla," which intensifies her growing concern, that she is too old to conceive.

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   9.3/10(3 votes)

   #5 - My Interpretation

   S2:E204/3/2003

   Jamie's (T.C.W.) husband died, and J.D. struggles with the ethical issues involved in starting a relationship with her. Dr. Cox babysits his son, whom Jordan still hasn't chosen a name for, and is disturbed that he feels nothing for the baby. Turk is haunted by erotic dreams about Elliot, which gets him into hot water with Carla.

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   9.2/10(6 votes)

   #6 - My Last Day

   S1:E245/21/2002

   It's J.D.'s last day as an intern. Carla and Turk are arguing about dating other people. Elliot finally rebels against being everyone's doormat, and J.D. is just trying to stay out of people's way.

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   9.2/10(4 votes)

   #7 - My First Step

   S2:E711/7/2002

   All of the male doctors are euphoric due to the visit of Julie Keaton, the pharmaceutical sales rep, except for Dr. Cox, who still believes in treating patients for their best health, instead of trying to get some attention from the hot Ms. Keaton. Meanwhile, J.D. and Elliot argue over a risky decision regarding one of Elliot's patients. Turk tries to talk Carla into entering a practitioner nurse course, so she won't be so underestimated by the doctor's staff.

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   9.0/10(6 votes)

   #8 - My Super Ego

   S1:E711/6/2001

   J.D. has finally earned the spot as brightest student, but he's got competition: Nick Murdoch, who seems to be nicer, friendlier and has a better butt than him. But even J.D. can't hate the guy. Turk is having problems at the operation table and doesn't tell Carla, who keeps bothering Dr. Cox about it.

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   9.0/10(3 votes)

   #9 - My Brother, Where Art Thou?

   S3:E511/6/2003

   Dan decides to stay with J.D. for a while after their mom's new fiancé kicks him out, but after spending some quality time with him at the hospital, Dan isn't sure if he likes the cynical person his little brother has become. Elliot tries to deal with her own problems of a long distance relationship and decides to try moonlighting as a pet examiner with Carla to save up money.

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    9.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - My Growing Pains

    S7:E511/29/2007

    The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.

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    8.8/10(6 votes)

    #11 - My Heavy Meddle

    S1:E162/26/2002

    Dr. Cox shows up at J.D.'s door. Turk and Elliot partner on a research project and Carla struggles to fulfill a comatose patient's final request.

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    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #12 - My Déjà vu, My Déjà vu

    S5:E225/9/2006

    J.D. feels that the same things happen over and over again at the hospital. Dr. Cox returns to work, but Elliot believes that he has lost his usual confidence. Elliot calls Dr. Cox on his behavior. Carla gets fed up with Turk, because he still can do a lot of stuff, but she can't since she is now pregnant.

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    7.2/10(4 votes)

    #13 - His Story IV

    S6:E72/1/2007

    The hospital is seen through the eyes of Dr. Kelso, who befriends an Iraq War veteran. The soldier's stay sparks a political debate among staff members.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #14 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Snow Patrol

    S32:E153/17/2007

    Sketches include "SNL Special Report: The Road to the White House," "Oprah," "Monex," "Restless Penis Syndrome," "La Rivista Della Televisione," "Deep House Dish," "CBS Cares," "Homebot," and "Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search For The Next Doll." Snow Patrol performed "You're All I Have" and "Chasing Cars."

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    5.5/10(6 votes)

    #15 - Two Large Pearls and a Bar of Gold

    S3:E611/14/2011

    Jonathan's college sweetheart hires him to guard her wedding jewels and remind her of their prenuptial pact.

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