The Best Episodes Written By Nelson Boles

While Clarence spends Saturday playing an adventure game, Dragon’s Cusp, Mary asks him to return some mail to the guy across the street Chalmers Santiago, whom they’ve never seen. Clarence makes it his mission to befriend the neighbor.

Jeff is set to go to bed so he can wake up for the morning meteor shower when Clarence suggests they stay up all night. As they struggle to stay awake, their reality slips away as deprivation induced hallucinations play tricks with them.

The trio heads to Squirty’s Moist Mountain water park, and as Clarence learns the truth about his idol Squirty, Jeff and Sumo wait in line for the reopening of the parks tallest slide, The Curd Churner.

Chad takes Clarence out to the woods for some camping but Clarence is disappointed at the cushy set up. To make it a more rugged adventure, Clarence ditches Chad’s wallet, cell phone and all their food.

Jeff has everything in place for his birthday at Papa Petey’s Pins and Pies but Gilben is also having his party there, stealing Jeff’s thunder. Jeff gets even more upset when the kids suggest they merge their parities for a double birthday.

After Mr. Reese discovers his precious car smeared with meatball sauce, he pulls out his officer’s cap and enlists Clarence to help his investigation to nab the culprit.

Sumo discovers an injured roadrunner, names him Hot Sauce, and nurses him back to health. The two become inseparable pals, but Sumo learns that a wild animal can’t be contained.

Clarence draws a comic for the school paper and it becomes a huge hit with the kids. When angry parents step in and censor the comic’s crass humor, Clarence must stand up for his artistic vision.

Clarence is all excited visit his grandma when he learns that Chad has never been on a plane. Clarence makes it his mission to help Chad get through a hectic flight.

Clarence and Sumo are psyched to play their pirate-themed board game until they learn Jeff has invited boring old Breehn along. After Breehn gets frustrated and leaves, it’s up to the three scallywags to rescue Breehn from an intense flood.

While watching a TV show about dreams, Clarence dozes off and enters the dreamscape that hovers above Aberdale. Clarence can see other people’s dreams. When things turn nightmarish, Clarence must find a way to escape back to reality.

Clarence and his pals venture to the Aberdale Renaissance Faire. Clarence confuses a medieval play for reality, and vows to stop the evil black knight from getting the princess.

After Clarence leads a few neighborhood kids through his homemade haunted house, Chelsea suggests they go to the high school kids haunted house for some real scares.

Ms. Baker introduces a new student, a short little kid with a hook for a hand named Balance. Clarence is pumped to have a new friend, despite Balance’s gruff attitude and snarky jibes at the other kids.

After Clarence discovers that Mr. Reese falls asleep during detention when given a doughnut, it becomes the spot to be during recess. When Jeff gets wind of it he transforms it from a fun hang out spot to a too-cool-for-school club.

An argument between Jeff and Sumo escalates until they vow never to speak to each other again. At first Clarence enjoys the separation, he’s got someone to play with but he becomes exhausted and must scheme to get the guys to be friends.