The Best Episodes Written By Paul Kozlowski

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   6.5/10(2 votes)

   #1 - Jurassic Dork

   S3:E2211/17/2000

   Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches! Now Johnny must keep his new pet, named Mr. Wuggles, from reaking havoc in Aron City!

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   #2 - Mascot Academy

   S3:E2311/17/2000

   Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a ""stinky fish head"" to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

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   #3 - Johnny on Ice

   S3:E2511/17/2000

   While on a trip to the mountains, Johnny is frozen and thawed out by a scientist who thinks he's a primitive caveman!

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   #4 - I Dream of Johnny

   S3:E2812/15/2000

   Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and he finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

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   #5 - A Walk on the Stupid Side

   S3:E312/2/2001

   Suzy convinces Johnny to walk for charity but after walking around the world accidentally. They must stop him or else with there donations they'll need to pay billions of dollars.

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   #6 - The Great Bunny Book Ban

   S3:E342/23/2001

   The Harold And The Fuzzy Bunny Book has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr Blowhart and Suzy must make him change his mind!

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   #7 - FrankenBravo

   S3:E362/23/2001

   A mad scientist has made the perfect female monster.

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   #8 - Lodge Brother Johnny

   S3:E374/6/2001

   When Johnny agrees to take the initation trial for the "Brotherhood of the Gnu", a group that Pops and Carl are members of, he must face the daunting tasks of eating one potato chip and listening to Brother Ernie's unnecessarly long story of buying a new couch.

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   #9 - Freudian Dip

   S3:E424/6/2001

   Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it's driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

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    #10 - Third Dork from the Sun

    S3:E486/7/2002

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    #11 - Robo-Mama

    S3:E2611/17/2000

    Bunny goes on a vacation to Las Vegas, and puts a robot mother in her place to take care of Johnny.

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    #12 - Enter the Chipmunk

    S3:E332/2/2001

    When a chipmunk falls in Johnny's shirt during a karate match and ends up leveling everyone. His Master's rival is so impressed he kidnapps Johnny until he will teach his move.

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    #13 - Toy Boy Johnny

    S3:E352/23/2001

    Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents action fiures of himself for the holiday season. But when they are defective he is fired.

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    #14 - Bootman

    S3:E414/6/2001

    When the Green Swoosh (a Green Lantern-like superhero) gets injured by a falling meteor, Johnny gets the source of his power, the super boots! Now armed with super strength and speed, Johnny tries his hand at being a superhero... and fails miserable.

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    #15 - Chain Gang Johnny

    S3:E384/27/2001

    Johnny is a member of the Chain gang.

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    #16 - Auteur! Auteur!

    S3:E435/11/2001

    Johnny is a film director, writer and a star of a new movie that he has created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

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    #17 - Runaway Train

    S3:E445/11/2001

    Johnny mistakenly boards the Blue Goose 9000, a supersonic train prototype instead of a commuter train heading to visit his aunt.

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    #18 - A Reject Runs Through It

    S3:E455/11/2001

    Carl and Pops dare Johnny to catch a rare fish, the "potty-mouth salmon".

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    #19 - The Island of Mrs. Morceau

    S3:E466/7/2002

    After traveling to this island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, Half-hamster. Enraged by this Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

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    #20 - The Color of Mustard

    S3:E476/7/2001

    Johnny has retired from proffesional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challanged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her he quickly agrees to a match.

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    #21 - The Hansel & Gretel Project

    S3:E496/14/2002

    Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

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    #22 - Get Stinky!

    S3:E516/14/2002

    Johnny's childhood nemisis, Stinky, moves back to town and she is now very pretty and actually interested in him but he is unable to see that just the memories of all the practicle jokes she played on him.

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    #23 - Lone Star Bravo

    S3:E322/2/2001

    While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tail of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sherrif of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.

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