The Best Episodes Written By Paul Kozlowski

#1 - Jurassic Dork

Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 11/17/2000

Johnny gets his hands on a real prehistoric dinosaur egg, which hatches! Now Johnny must keep his new pet, named Mr. Wuggles, from reaking havoc in Aron City!

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#2 - Mascot Academy

Season 3 Episode 23 - Aired 11/17/2000

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a ""stinky fish head"" to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#3 - Johnny on Ice

Season 3 Episode 25 - Aired 11/17/2000

While on a trip to the mountains, Johnny is frozen and thawed out by a scientist who thinks he's a primitive caveman!

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#4 - Robo-Mama

Season 3 Episode 26 - Aired 11/17/2000

Bunny goes on a vacation to Las Vegas, and puts a robot mother in her place to take care of Johnny.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#5 - I Dream of Johnny

Season 3 Episode 28 - Aired 12/15/2000

Johnny goes to an Arab Convention with Carl and he finds a genie that will grant him three wishes.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#6 - A Walk on the Stupid Side

Season 3 Episode 31 - Aired 2/2/2001

Suzy convinces Johnny to walk for charity but after walking around the world accidentally. They must stop him or else with there donations they'll need to pay billions of dollars.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#7 - Lone Star Bravo

Season 3 Episode 32 - Aired 2/2/2001

While looking at the family scrapbook, Mama tells Johnny the tail of Lonestar Bravo and how he became the sherrif of Moist Rock to impress frontier chicks.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#8 - Enter the Chipmunk

Season 3 Episode 33 - Aired 2/2/2001

When a chipmunk falls in Johnny's shirt during a karate match and ends up leveling everyone. His Master's rival is so impressed he kidnapps Johnny until he will teach his move.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#9 - The Great Bunny Book Ban

Season 3 Episode 34 - Aired 2/23/2001

The Harold And The Fuzzy Bunny Book has been taken off all library shelves by a greedy censorer named Mr Blowhart and Suzy must make him change his mind!

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#10 - Toy Boy Johnny

Season 3 Episode 35 - Aired 2/23/2001

Johnny is named CEO of a major toy conglomerate and invents action fiures of himself for the holiday season. But when they are defective he is fired.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#11 - FrankenBravo

Season 3 Episode 36 - Aired 2/23/2001

A mad scientist has made the perfect female monster.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#12 - Lodge Brother Johnny

Season 3 Episode 37 - Aired 4/6/2001

When Johnny agrees to take the initation trial for the "Brotherhood of the Gnu", a group that Pops and Carl are members of, he must face the daunting tasks of eating one potato chip and listening to Brother Ernie's unnecessarly long story of buying a new couch.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#13 - Chain Gang Johnny

Season 3 Episode 38 - Aired 4/27/2001

Johnny is a member of the Chain gang.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#14 - Bootman

Season 3 Episode 41 - Aired 4/6/2001

When the Green Swoosh (a Green Lantern-like superhero) gets injured by a falling meteor, Johnny gets the source of his power, the super boots! Now armed with super strength and speed, Johnny tries his hand at being a superhero... and fails miserable.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#15 - Freudian Dip

Season 3 Episode 42 - Aired 4/6/2001

Johnny keeps having horrible nightmares about a monster, and it's driving Mama crazy. Suzy, armed with a degree in psychology she earned over the internet, decides to psychoanalyze Johnny and find the root of his terrifying dreams.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#16 - Auteur! Auteur!

Season 3 Episode 43 - Aired 5/11/2001

Johnny is a film director, writer and a star of a new movie that he has created using a $7 million arts grant from the government of the United States of America.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#17 - Runaway Train

Season 3 Episode 44 - Aired 5/11/2001

Johnny mistakenly boards the Blue Goose 9000, a supersonic train prototype instead of a commuter train heading to visit his aunt.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#18 - A Reject Runs Through It

Season 3 Episode 45 - Aired 5/11/2001

Carl and Pops dare Johnny to catch a rare fish, the "potty-mouth salmon".

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#19 - The Island of Mrs. Morceau

Season 3 Episode 46 - Aired 6/7/2002

After traveling to this island to meet babes, Johnny is turned into half-man, Half-hamster. Enraged by this Johnny vows to destroy the mutating machine.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#20 - The Color of Mustard

Season 3 Episode 47 - Aired 6/7/2001

Johnny has retired from proffesional badminton because of a courtside accident, but after being challanged by a pretty girl and a prize of a date with her he quickly agrees to a match.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#21 - Third Dork from the Sun

Season 3 Episode 48 - Aired 6/7/2002

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#22 - The Hansel & Gretel Project

Season 3 Episode 49 - Aired 6/14/2002

Little Suzy and Carl convince Johnny to help them make a movie about the Hansel and Gretel witch who lives at the edge of town.

Director: Kirk Tingblad

Writer: Paul Kozlowski

#23 - Get Stinky!

Season 3 Episode 51 - Aired 6/14/2002

Johnny's childhood nemisis, Stinky, moves back to town and she is now very pretty and actually interested in him but he is unable to see that just the memories of all the practicle jokes she played on him.

Director: Nathan Chew

Writer: Paul Kozlowski