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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - Crappy Death Day
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Crappy Death Day

    S2:E10

    A psychic tells Jenny she's cursed after attempting to get a refund for wrongly guessing Betty's death day. Meanwhile, Wayne's fishing trip with some wild work buddies turns into a manhunt for a dangerous species.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Jenny Unfiltered
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Jenny Unfiltered

    S1:E3

    When the town has split opinions over a controversial statue, Jenny learns to play both sides to appease her customers and make some extra money. Violet accompanies Betty to visit a blast from the past that does not go as planned.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  3. undefined Season 4 Episode 18 - Cancun, Baby!
    8.1/10(7 votes)

    #3 - Cancun, Baby!

    S4:E18

    The gang decides to leave the mansion in Zihuatenajo and find a new place to live, but Tandy has second thoughts.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  4. undefined Season 32 Episode 4 - Hugh Laurie/Beck
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Hugh Laurie/Beck

    S32:E4

    Special Report with Brit Hume, Monologue, Colonial Williamsburg, Swim Instructor , A-Holes Workout, Weekend Update (including Flavor Flav), Crying, Oreo Cookies #1, House of Carters Promo, Harpoon Man: An SNL Digital Short, Oreo Cookies #2, Bearshark. Oreo Cookies #3

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  5. undefined Season 32 Episode 5 - Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilera
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilera

    S32:E5

    Sketches include "Rep. Nancy Pelosi," "EZdate.com," "Federline Divorce Proceedings," "Saddam's Lawyers," "Valtrex," "Awkward Carpool," "Kobayashi!" (cartoon), "The Platinum Lounge," "The Tony Bennett Show," "Rick Corman in Brazil," and "A Moment with the Out-of-Breath Jogger from 1992."Christina Aguilera performed "Ain't No Other Man," "Hurt," and "Steppin' Out With My Baby" (with Tony Bennett).

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  6. undefined Season 32 Episode 11 - Jeremy Piven/AFI
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Jeremy Piven/AFI

    S32:E11

    Sketches include "Hardball," "Urigro," "The NFL on CBS," "Frontline: 2007 Year in Review" (cartoon), "The First Person in History to Dance," "MacGruber" (three parts), "Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency," "Common & Blizzard Man," "The Unicorn Forest," "Nurse Nancy" (film), and "Lansford Brothers & Associates."AFI performed "Love Like Winter" and "Miss Murder."

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  7. undefined Season 2 Episode 14 - Nose Bud
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Nose Bud

    S2:E14

    Jenny spends the weekend away at a wild bachelorette party with Brenda and leaves Wayne in charge of Violet. Meanwhile, Betty falls for the local strip club owner.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  8. undefined Season 4 Episode 1 - M.U.B.A.R.
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    #8 - M.U.B.A.R.

    S4:E1

    A new woman joins the group and tries to find her place while everybody else prepares to set sail for Mexico.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 15 - Living While Eddie
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #9 - Living While Eddie

    S3:E15

    After her precious morning papaya goes missing and the dishwasher was used for its actual purpose rather than just a drying rack, Jessica automatically accuses Eddie as the culprit. Yet when a record store manager accuses him of stealing a CD, she realizes he has other motives for his actions. Meanwhile, Louis and Emery are bursting with excitement when a TV crew comes to shoot an infomercial at Cattleman's Ranch.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  10. undefined Season 31 Episode 10 - Scarlett Johanson/Death Cab for Cutie
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #10 - Scarlett Johanson/Death Cab for Cutie

    S31:E10

    Live from New York, it's... the voice of Robert Smigel! Sketches include "The 700 Gang" (cartoon), "Taco Town," "Deep House Dish," "Smorgabord," "Darwin" (cartoon), "Mike and Toni's Chandelier Galaxy," "Live Duluth," "My Super Sweet 16," "Once in a Lifetime Jewelers," "The Kuril-Khamchatka Trench," and "Mr. Willoughby." Death Cab for Cutie performed "Soul Meets Body" and "Crooked Teeth."

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon
    7.3/10(7 votes)

    #11 - Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon

    S1:E12

    Louis and Jessica get pressured into volunteering at the kids’ schools because of budget cuts. Eddie sees a whole other side of his dad when Louis – a former semi-pro basketball player back in Taiwan — coaches the basketball team, while Emery and Evan see a side of Jessica they wish they hadn't when she grudgingly takes on producing their school play, and puts her own spin on it.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  12. undefined Season 32 Episode 8 - Annette Bening/Gwen Stefani, Akon
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Annette Bening/Gwen Stefani, Akon

    S32:E8

    Sketches include "The Iraqi War Report," "SNL Movie Trailer Re-cut: Apocalypto," "Good Morning I Hate This Town," "Diddy Kiddies" (cartoon), "High School Romance," "Two A-Holes at a Live Nativity Scene," "Fast Food Pep Talk" (film), "Buyer Beware," "Monster Under The Bed," "Valtrex," "Socially Awkward Officemates," and "Stanfield & Partlow."Gwen Stefani performed "Wind It Up"; Akon performed "I Wanna Love You."

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Success Perm
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #13 - Success Perm

    S1:E4

    A visit from Jessica's sister and her affluent husband creates out-of-control family rivalry.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  14. undefined Season 2 Episode 13 - Phil's Phaves
    6.8/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Phil's Phaves

    S2:E13

    The Cattleman's Ranch receives a bad review, which doesn't sit well with Louis and Jessica and Eddie makes a romantic mix tape for Alison, but it falls into the wrong hands.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  15. undefined Season 3 Episode 7 - The Taming of the Dads
    6.7/10(3 votes)

    #15 - The Taming of the Dads

    S3:E7

    To celebrate their one-year anniversary, Eddie reluctantly agrees to take Alison to the see a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet. But when Louis and Alison's dad bond over their love of Shakespeare and crash their date, Alison wonders if she and Eddie's relationship has lost its spark. Meanwhile, Jessica gets called for jury duty and campaigns to be the "Jury Boss," and Emery and Evan struggle with the responsibilities of raising a Tamagotchi digital pet.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  16. undefined Season 32 Episode 18 - Scarlett Johansson/Björk
    6.5/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Scarlett Johansson/Björk

    S32:E18

    "Live" from New York, it's... Senator Charles Schumer!Sketches include "White House Witnesses," "Live with Regis and Kelly," "Mrs. Hastings and the Prom Dress," "Roy Rules!" (film), "Mike's Marbleopolis," "WIIX News," "Kuatos," "News Makers with Jane Pauley," and "Torboto" (cartoon).Björk performed "Earth Intruders" and "Wanderlust."

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  17. undefined Season 2 Episode 23 - The Manchurian Dinner Date
    6.3/10(7 votes)

    #17 - The Manchurian Dinner Date

    S2:E23

    Eddie's girlfriend is determined to try and impress Jessica. Emery asks Louis for help with his graduation speech.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  18. undefined Season 31 Episode 16 - Lindsay Lohan/Pearl Jam
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Lindsay Lohan/Pearl Jam

    S31:E16

    Live from New York, it's... Lindsay Lohan! Sketches include "The Situation Room," "Neutrogena Coin Slot," "Deep House Dish," "Journey to the Disney Vaults" (cartoon), "The O'Reilly Factor," "Le Rendezvous," "Laser Cats!" (film), "Debbie Downer," "Officemates' Night Out," and "Atlantic City Fever." Pearl Jam performed "World Wide Suicide" and "Severed Hand."

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  19. undefined Season 32 Episode 20 - Zach Braff/Maroon 5
    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #19 - Zach Braff/Maroon 5

    S32:E20

    Live from New York, it's... Maya Rudolph!Sketches include "Bush's Summer Vacation," "Dog Love" (film), "Prom Committee," "Deep House Dish," "Decision '08: Spring Cleaning '07" (cartoon), "The Weight," "La Revista Della Televisione," "Bronx Beat," and "Brian Grazer's Office."Maroon 5 performed "Makes Me Wonder" and "Won't Go Home Without You."

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  20. undefined Season 4 Episode 7 - Gender Friender
    5.2/10(4 votes)

    #20 - Gender Friender

    S4:E7

    Tandy tries to convince everyone he's a feminist.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  21. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - The Last Supper
    4.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - The Last Supper

    S2:E2

    A new restaurant leaves Greenpoint and the Last Supper in fear of financial ruin.

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    Writer:Rich Blomquist

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  22. undefined Season 2 Episode 16 - Easter's 11
    2.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Easter's 11

    S2:E16

    When attendance at their local church begins to drop, the Harts plot to bring down the neighboring megachurch. Meanwhile, Violet tricks Wayne into helping her pull a prank that backfires.

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Rich Blomquist Ratings Summary

"Crappy Death Day" is the best rated episode written by Rich Blomquist. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 2/21/2021 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Jenny Unfiltered".