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The Best Episodes Written By Scott Marder

Every TV Episode Written by Scott Marder Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. 8.8/10(18 votes)

    #1 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

    S5:E10

    Dennis reveals his foolproof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but they don't grasp the concept.

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  2. 8.7/10(25 votes)

    #2 - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person

    S3:E9

    Dee gets involved with a famous local rapper who might be mentally challenged, and whose success inspires the rest of the gang to start a band.

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    Director:Jerry Levine
  3. 8.7/10(20 votes)

    #3 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

    S3:E15

    In the season finale, Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's up as a prize for a dance marathon, which prompts the gang to enter the competition in order to save their bar.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  4. 8.7/10(21 votes)

    #4 - Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire

    S3:E8

    Mac teams up with Frank and Charlie to create a public access newscast after he misses his chance at fame in the news. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to make it big in the club scene.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  5. 8.6/10(18 votes)

    #5 - The Gang Gets Whacked (2)

    S3:E13

    While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  6. 8.5/10(19 votes)

    #6 - The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

    S5:E4

    Frank's behavior is more bizarre than usual---so bizarre that even the gang notice---so they decide to stage an intervention.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  7. 8.5/10(18 votes)

    #7 - Mac and Dennis Break Up

    S5:E9

    Mac and Dennis decide that they need to spend some time away from each other. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Dee search for her cat.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  8. 8.4/10(21 votes)

    #8 - The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

    S3:E6

    A Korean restaurant owner threatens to get Paddy's kicked off the route for the city's annual pub crawl. The gang's response: War.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  9. 8.4/10(24 votes)

    #9 - Who Pooped the Bed?

    S4:E7

    Charlie and Frank awake to find poop in their bed. Neither will confess to being the owner, so they, Mac, and Dennis try to scientifically deduce who dropped the deuce. Dee wants to do something a bit more sophisticated, so she invites the waitress and Artemis to a girls' night out.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  10. 8.4/10(16 votes)

    #10 - The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

    S6:E11

    En route to Atlantic City for a charity event, Mac, Frank and Dee get lost. Meanwhile, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to town.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  11. 8.3/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life

    S4:E9

    After discovering Dennis' erotic memoir, Mac and Frank attempt to make some money off of it. Meanwhile, Dee and Charlie decide to spend a day in each other's shoes.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  12. 8.3/10(21 votes)

    #12 - Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

    S4:E10

    After Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try to live a healthier lifestyle. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac take corporate jobs to get health insurance.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  13. 8.2/10(18 votes)

    #13 - The Gang Gets Whacked (1)

    S3:E12

    After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  14. 8.2/10(21 votes)

    #14 - Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

    S4:E8

    A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  15. 8.2/10(16 votes)

    #15 - Being Frank

    S11:E6

    The gang have a new scheme and Frank tries to keep up.

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  16. 8.1/10(16 votes)

    #16 - The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

    S5:E7

    The gang puts together a wrestling show for returning troops. Meanwhile, Dee finally meets the soldier that she has been communicating with over the internet.

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  17. 8.1/10(17 votes)

    #17 - Frank's Pretty Woman

    S7:E1

    With Frank intent on marrying a prostitute, The Gang tries to make the best of it by attempting an image makeover to uncover the heart of gold that exists deep inside Frank’s “pretty woman.”

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  18. 8.1/10(48 votes)

    #18 - Rickmurai Jack

    S5:E10

    Rick is living his best anime life, making new friends and taking down new enemies.

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    Director:Jacob Hair
  19. 8.0/10(9 votes)

    #19 - The Balloon

    S1:E4

    When Mickey learns they've all forgotten Ben's seventh birthday, the family is forced to put their selfish tendencies aside for one day and throw him the celebration he deserves, which proves way harder than it sounds.

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  20. 7.9/10(16 votes)

    #20 - Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats

    S6:E10

    Keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink. The gang throws Charlie a surprise party.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  21. 7.8/10(18 votes)

    #21 - The Gang Goes to Hell (2)

    S11:E10

    The gang gets real with one another in the face of death.

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  22. 7.7/10(18 votes)

    #22 - The Gang Goes to Hell (1)

    S11:E9

    The gang tries to take a vacation from their usual dynamic by going on a cruise, but old habits die hard.

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  23. 7.7/10(14 votes)

    #23 - Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down

    S6:E6

    Mac's mother is left homeless after she burns down her house, which leaves Charlie and Mac with no choice but to make new living arrangements; when Dee feels under the weather, Frank tries to muster his paternal instincts to care for her.

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    Director:Matt Shakman
  24. 7.6/10(14 votes)

    #24 - Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult

    S10:E10

    "Asskickers" isn't just a hot new way to work out; it's a way of life...and maybe a cult.

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  25. 7.6/10(10 votes)

    #25 - Charlie's Mom Has Cancer

    S8:E6

    Mac, Charlie and Dee struggle with their faith as Charlie's mom fights cancer. Meanwhile, Frank loses his memory amidst a search for buried treasure.

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    Director:Richie Keen

Scott Marder Ratings Summary

"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" is the best rated episode written by Scott Marder. It scored 8.8/10 based on 18 votes. It was directed by Randall Einhorn. It aired on 11/19/2009 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person".