The Best Episodes Written By Scott Marder

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.9/10(26 votes)

   #1 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

   S5:E1011/19/2009

   Dennis reveals his foolproof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but they don't grasp the concept.

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   8.7/10(28 votes)

   #2 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

   S3:E1511/15/2007

   In the season finale, Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's up as a prize for a dance marathon, which prompts the gang to enter the competition in order to save their bar.

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   8.6/10(8 votes)

   #3 - Erickerhead

   S9:E66/28/2026

   Rick's stomach is mad, broh. But it's all-you-can-eat-and-drink here, broh!

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   8.6/10(27 votes)

   #4 - The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

   S5:E410/8/2009

   Frank's behavior is more bizarre than usual---so bizarre that even the gang notice---so they decide to stage an intervention.

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   8.5/10(29 votes)

   #5 - Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire

   S3:E810/4/2007

   Mac teams up with Frank and Charlie to create a public access newscast after he misses his chance at fame in the news. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to make it big in the club scene.

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   8.5/10(26 votes)

   #6 - The Gang Gets Whacked (2)

   S3:E1311/1/2007

   While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.

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   8.4/10(25 votes)

   #7 - Mac and Dennis Break Up

   S5:E911/12/2009

   Mac and Dennis decide that they need to spend some time away from each other. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Dee search for her cat.

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   8.4/10(34 votes)

   #8 - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person

   S3:E910/11/2007

   Dee gets involved with a famous local rapper who might be mentally challenged, and whose success inspires the rest of the gang to start a band.

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   8.4/10(23 votes)

   #9 - The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

   S6:E1112/2/2010

   En route to Atlantic City for a charity event, Mac, Frank and Dee get lost. Meanwhile, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to town.

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10. 

    8.4/10(64 votes)

    #10 - Rickmurai Jack

    S5:E109/5/2021

    Tryin' something new, broh. Doin' it big.

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    8.3/10(32 votes)

    #11 - Who Pooped the Bed?

    S4:E710/9/2008

    Charlie and Frank awake to find poop in their bed. Neither will confess to being the owner, so they, Mac, and Dennis try to scientifically deduce who dropped the deuce. Dee wants to do something a bit more sophisticated, so she invites the waitress and Artemis to a girls' night out.

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    8.3/10(30 votes)

    #12 - Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

    S4:E810/16/2008

    A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.

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    8.3/10(30 votes)

    #13 - Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

    S4:E1010/30/2008

    After Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try to live a healthier lifestyle. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac take corporate jobs to get health insurance.

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    8.2/10(29 votes)

    #14 - The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

    S3:E69/27/2007

    A Korean restaurant owner threatens to get Paddy's kicked off the route for the city's annual pub crawl. The gang's response: War.

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    8.1/10(23 votes)

    #15 - The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

    S5:E710/29/2009

    The gang puts together a wrestling show for returning troops. Meanwhile, Dee finally meets the soldier that she has been communicating with over the internet.

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    8.1/10(27 votes)

    #16 - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life

    S4:E910/23/2008

    After discovering Dennis' erotic memoir, Mac and Frank attempt to make some money off of it. Meanwhile, Dee and Charlie decide to spend a day in each other's shoes.

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    8.1/10(27 votes)

    #17 - Frank's Pretty Woman

    S7:E19/15/2011

    With Frank intent on marrying a prostitute, The Gang tries to make the best of it by attempting an image makeover to uncover the heart of gold that exists deep inside Frank’s “pretty woman.”

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18. 

    8.0/10(25 votes)

    #18 - The Gang Gets Whacked (1)

    S3:E1211/1/2007

    After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.

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    8.0/10(23 votes)

    #19 - Being Frank

    S11:E62/10/2016

    The gang have a new scheme and Frank tries to keep up.

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    8.0/10(9 votes)

    #20 - The Balloon

    S1:E41/15/2017

    When Mickey learns they've all forgotten Ben's seventh birthday, the family is forced to put their selfish tendencies aside for one day and throw him the celebration he deserves, which proves way harder than it sounds.

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    7.9/10(24 votes)

    #21 - The Gang Goes to Hell (2)

    S11:E103/9/2016

    The gang gets real with one another in the face of death.

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    7.7/10(21 votes)

    #22 - Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down

    S6:E610/21/2010

    Mac's mother is left homeless after she burns down her house, which leaves Charlie and Mac with no choice but to make new living arrangements; when Dee feels under the weather, Frank tries to muster his paternal instincts to care for her.

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    7.7/10(24 votes)

    #23 - Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats

    S6:E1011/18/2010

    Keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink. The gang throws Charlie a surprise party.

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    7.7/10(48 votes)

    #24 - Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation

    S6:E1012/11/2022

    Merry Rickmas, broh!

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    7.6/10(19 votes)

    #25 - Charlie's Mom Has Cancer

    S8:E611/15/2012

    Mac, Charlie and Dee struggle with their faith as Charlie's mom fights cancer. Meanwhile, Frank loses his memory amidst a search for buried treasure.

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