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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 5 Episode 10 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
    8.9/10(22 votes)

    #1 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

    S5:E10

    Dennis reveals his foolproof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but they don't grasp the concept.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  2. undefined Season 3 Episode 15 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
    8.7/10(24 votes)

    #2 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

    S3:E15

    In the season finale, Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's up as a prize for a dance marathon, which prompts the gang to enter the competition in order to save their bar.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  3. undefined Season 5 Episode 4 - The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention
    8.6/10(23 votes)

    #3 - The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention

    S5:E4

    Frank's behavior is more bizarre than usual---so bizarre that even the gang notice---so they decide to stage an intervention.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  4. undefined Season 3 Episode 13 - The Gang Gets Whacked (2)
    8.5/10(22 votes)

    #4 - The Gang Gets Whacked (2)

    S3:E13

    While paying off their debt to the mob, Charlie and Dee try to find a way to make fake cocaine in order to fool them, while Dennis ranks in thousands of dollars being pimped out at the local country club. Mac realizes his position as a mob informant isn't being utilized to its full potential.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  5. undefined Season 3 Episode 8 - Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire
    8.5/10(25 votes)

    #5 - Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire

    S3:E8

    Mac teams up with Frank and Charlie to create a public access newscast after he misses his chance at fame in the news. Meanwhile, Dennis and Dee try to make it big in the club scene.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  6. undefined Season 5 Episode 9 - Mac and Dennis Break Up
    8.5/10(22 votes)

    #6 - Mac and Dennis Break Up

    S5:E9

    Mac and Dennis decide that they need to spend some time away from each other. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Dee search for her cat.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  7. undefined Season 3 Episode 9 - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person
    8.4/10(30 votes)

    #7 - Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person

    S3:E9

    Dee gets involved with a famous local rapper who might be mentally challenged, and whose success inspires the rest of the gang to start a band.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  8. undefined Season 6 Episode 11 - The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods
    8.4/10(20 votes)

    #8 - The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods

    S6:E11

    En route to Atlantic City for a charity event, Mac, Frank and Dee get lost. Meanwhile, Dennis and Charlie hitch a ride to town.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  9. undefined Season 4 Episode 7 - Who Pooped the Bed?
    8.4/10(28 votes)

    #9 - Who Pooped the Bed?

    S4:E7

    Charlie and Frank awake to find poop in their bed. Neither will confess to being the owner, so they, Mac, and Dennis try to scientifically deduce who dropped the deuce. Dee wants to do something a bit more sophisticated, so she invites the waitress and Artemis to a girls' night out.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  10. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
    8.3/10(25 votes)

    #10 - The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation

    S3:E6

    A Korean restaurant owner threatens to get Paddy's kicked off the route for the city's annual pub crawl. The gang's response: War.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  11. undefined Season 5 Episode 10 - Rickmurai Jack
    8.2/10(55 votes)

    #11 - Rickmurai Jack

    S5:E10

    Tryin' something new, broh. Doin' it big.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  12. undefined Season 4 Episode 8 - Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia
    8.2/10(25 votes)

    #12 - Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

    S4:E8

    A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  13. undefined Season 4 Episode 10 - Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
    8.2/10(26 votes)

    #13 - Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

    S4:E10

    After Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try to live a healthier lifestyle. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac take corporate jobs to get health insurance.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  14. undefined Season 4 Episode 9 - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life
    8.1/10(23 votes)

    #14 - Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life

    S4:E9

    After discovering Dennis' erotic memoir, Mac and Frank attempt to make some money off of it. Meanwhile, Dee and Charlie decide to spend a day in each other's shoes.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  15. undefined Season 11 Episode 6 - Being Frank
    8.1/10(19 votes)

    #15 - Being Frank

    S11:E6

    The gang have a new scheme and Frank tries to keep up.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  16. undefined Season 5 Episode 7 - The Gang Wrestles for the Troops
    8.1/10(20 votes)

    #16 - The Gang Wrestles for the Troops

    S5:E7

    The gang puts together a wrestling show for returning troops. Meanwhile, Dee finally meets the soldier that she has been communicating with over the internet.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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  17. undefined Season 3 Episode 12 - The Gang Gets Whacked (1)
    8.1/10(22 votes)

    #17 - The Gang Gets Whacked (1)

    S3:E12

    After stumbling upon a kilo of cocaine, the gang is forced to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mob. Mac becomes a mob informant, while Frank pimps out Dennis as an escort at the local country club. Charlie stumbles upon an opportunity to sell illegal narcotics.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  18. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - The Balloon
    8.0/10(9 votes)

    #18 - The Balloon

    S1:E4

    When Mickey learns they've all forgotten Ben's seventh birthday, the family is forced to put their selfish tendencies aside for one day and throw him the celebration he deserves, which proves way harder than it sounds.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  19. undefined Season 7 Episode 1 - Frank's Pretty Woman
    7.9/10(23 votes)

    #19 - Frank's Pretty Woman

    S7:E1

    With Frank intent on marrying a prostitute, The Gang tries to make the best of it by attempting an image makeover to uncover the heart of gold that exists deep inside Frank’s “pretty woman.”

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  20. undefined Season 11 Episode 10 - The Gang Goes to Hell (2)
    7.9/10(21 votes)

    #20 - The Gang Goes to Hell (2)

    S11:E10

    The gang gets real with one another in the face of death.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  21. undefined Season 6 Episode 10 - Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation
    7.7/10(43 votes)

    #21 - Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation

    S6:E10

    Merry Rickmas, broh!

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  22. undefined Season 6 Episode 6 - Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down
    7.6/10(18 votes)

    #22 - Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down

    S6:E6

    Mac's mother is left homeless after she burns down her house, which leaves Charlie and Mac with no choice but to make new living arrangements; when Dee feels under the weather, Frank tries to muster his paternal instincts to care for her.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  23. undefined Season 10 Episode 10 - Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult
    7.6/10(17 votes)

    #23 - Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult

    S10:E10

    "Asskickers" isn't just a hot new way to work out; it's a way of life...and maybe a cult.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  24. undefined Season 6 Episode 10 - Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats
    7.6/10(21 votes)

    #24 - Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats

    S6:E10

    Keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink. The gang throws Charlie a surprise party.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Scott Marder

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  25. undefined Season 11 Episode 9 - The Gang Goes to Hell (1)
    7.5/10(21 votes)

    #25 - The Gang Goes to Hell (1)

    S11:E9

    The gang tries to take a vacation from their usual dynamic by going on a cruise, but old habits die hard.

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    Writer:Scott Marder

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Scott Marder Ratings Summary

"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" is the best rated episode written by Scott Marder. It scored 8.909/10 based on 22 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 11/19/2009 and is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Gang Dances Their Asses Off".