- 8.0/104 votes
#1 - Iron Guts Kelly
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/1/1974
General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die.
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Sid Dorfman
- 8.0/102 votes
#2 - Private Charles Lamb
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1974
A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. But the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa, Iowa. Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb! Meanwhile, a soldier who had shot himself to get out of the army confesses to Frank, thinking he is Father Mulcahy.
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Sid Dorfman
- 7.7/103 votes
#3 - Ping Pong
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 1/18/1977
The 4077th hosts a traditional Korean wedding, much to Frank's objections. And Colonel Potter runs into an old friend who has put his troops in jeopardy so that he could receive a promotion.
Director: William B. Jurgensen
Writer: Sid Dorfman
- 7.6/105 votes
#4 - Major Fred C. Dobbs
Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 3/11/1973
As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides to leave as well. As a result, Col. Blake puts both Hawk and Trap on double post-op duty until he finds replacements for Majs. Burns and Houlihan. Unwilling to lose their two favorite patsies, and to be worn to a frazzle from doing 2 shifts in O/R, Hawkeye and Trapper hatch a scheme to prevent Frank and Hot Lips from leaving. That night, Hawkeye and Trapper pretend they have found gold, letting Frank overhear them. Frank then withdraws his request when he thinks he's found gold himself, although the joke is on him when he finds, amongst other things, a gilded jeep!
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Sid Dorfman
- 7.3/103 votes
#5 - The Army-Navy Game
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 2/25/1973
The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb, which turns out to be full of propaganda leaflets from the CIA.
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Sid Dorfman