8.7/103 votes#1 - The Truth Will Out
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/18/1986
Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.
Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Susan Beavers
8.0/108 votes#2 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.9/109 votes#3 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.9/109 votes#4 - Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.9/1010 votes#5 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/24/2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.7/1012 votes#6 - Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/2006
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.6/109 votes#7 - Back Off, Mary Poppins
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2004
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Director: Chuck Lorre
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.6/109 votes#8 - Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/19/2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.5/1010 votes#9 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
Director: Chuck Lorre
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.5/1010 votes#10 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2006
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.5/1010 votes#11 - City of Great Racks
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/2007
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.5/1010 votes#12 - The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2008
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/1010 votes#13 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/15/2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
Director: N/A
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/109 votes#14 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 5/22/2006
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/109 votes#15 - Release the Dogs
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/2006
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/109 votes#16 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 4/9/2007
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/108 votes#17 - Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 3/17/2008
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/109 votes#18 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2008
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Director: Joel Zwick
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.4/109 votes#19 - The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 Episode 19 - Aired 3/30/2009
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.3/1011 votes#20 - Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2006
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.3/1011 votes#21 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2006
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.3/109 votes#22 - Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2008
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.2/1013 votes#23 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 1/4/2004
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
Director: Chuck Lorre
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.2/109 votes#24 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Season 6 Episode 17 - Aired 3/9/2009
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
7.2/108 votes#25 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Season 6 Episode 20 - Aired 4/13/2009
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Susan Beavers
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"The Truth Will Out" is the best rated episode written by Susan Beavers. It scored 8.7/10 based on 3 votes. It was directed by Terry Hughes. It aired on 1/18/1986 and is rated 0.7 points higher than their second-best episode, "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded".