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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 6 Episode 9 - The Mooch at the Boo
    7.9/10(15 votes)

    S6:E9

    Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  2. undefined Season 5 Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    7.9/10(14 votes)

    S5:E8

    Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 16 - The Truth Will Out
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    S1:E16

    Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  4. undefined Season 3 Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    7.8/10(17 votes)

    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  5. undefined Season 5 Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  6. undefined Season 2 Episode 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
    7.7/10(14 votes)

    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  7. undefined Season 6 Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  8. undefined Season 6 Episode 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    S6:E24

    Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    7.6/10(13 votes)

    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  10. undefined Season 3 Episode 16 - Ergo, the Booty Call
    7.6/10(14 votes)

    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  11. undefined Season 5 Episode 16 - Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
    7.6/10(13 votes)

    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  12. undefined Season 5 Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
    7.6/10(13 votes)

    S5:E10

    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  13. undefined Season 3 Episode 11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
    7.5/10(15 votes)

    S3:E11

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  14. undefined Season 4 Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
    7.5/10(17 votes)

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  15. undefined Season 6 Episode 2 - Pie Hole, Herb
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S6:E2

    Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  16. undefined Season 6 Episode 20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
    7.5/10(12 votes)

    S6:E20

    Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  17. undefined Season 8 Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    7.5/10(15 votes)

    S8:E5

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  18. undefined Season 5 Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S5:E12

    Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  19. undefined Season 7 Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S7:E21

    Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  20. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    7.4/10(21 votes)

    S1:E4

    Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  21. undefined Season 6 Episode 10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S6:E10

    Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  22. undefined Season 6 Episode 15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    S6:E15

    Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  23. undefined Season 6 Episode 18 - My Son's Enormous Head
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  24. undefined Season 7 Episode 1 - 818-JKLPUZO
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S7:E1

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Susan Beavers

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  25. undefined Season 7 Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S7:E7

    Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

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    Writer:Susan Beavers

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Susan Beavers Ratings Summary

"The Mooch at the Boo" is the best rated episode written by Susan Beavers. It scored 7.9/10 based on 15 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 11/24/2008 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?".