The Best Episodes Written By Susan Beavers

Every TV Episode Written by Susan Beavers Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for The Truth Will Out
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #1 - The Truth Will Out

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    S1:E16

    Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

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  2. Background image for Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    8.0/10(9 votes)

    #2 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

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    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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    8.0/10(10 votes)

    #3 - Ergo, the Booty Call

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    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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    7.9/10(10 votes)

    #4 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

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    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

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    7.9/10(11 votes)

    #5 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

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    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Walnuts and Demerol

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    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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    7.7/10(10 votes)

    #7 - Santa's Village of the Damned

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    S3:E11

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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    Director:N/A
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    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

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    S2:E15

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

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    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #9 - The Mooch at the Boo

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    S6:E9

    Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
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    7.6/10(10 votes)

    #10 - The Two Finger Rule

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    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Back Off, Mary Poppins

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    S2:E1

    Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

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    S2:E23

    Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

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    Director:N/A
  13. Background image for That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #13 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

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    S3:E24

    Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #14 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

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    S4:E5

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

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    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #15 - Release the Dogs

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    S4:E8

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #16 - City of Great Racks

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    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #17 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

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    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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    Director:Joel Zwick
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    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #18 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

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    S4:E2

    Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

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  19. Background image for Smooth as a Ken Doll
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

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    S4:E19

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

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  20. Background image for Meander to Your Dander
    7.4/10(9 votes)

    #20 - Meander to Your Dander

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    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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  21. Background image for Pie Hole, Herb
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #21 - Pie Hole, Herb

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    S6:E2

    Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

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  22. Background image for Camel Filters and Pheromones
    7.3/10(14 votes)

    #22 - Camel Filters and Pheromones

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    S1:E12

    Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

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    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #23 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

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    S4:E4

    Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

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  24. Background image for The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #24 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

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    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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  25. Background image for My Son's Enormous Head
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #25 - My Son's Enormous Head

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    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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Susan Beavers Ratings Summary

"The Truth Will Out" is the best rated episode written by Susan Beavers. It scored 8.2/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by Terry Hughes. It aired on 1/18/1986 and is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded".