The Best Episodes Written By Susan Beavers

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   8.2/10(4 votes)

   #1 - The Truth Will Out

   S1:E161/18/1986

   Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

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   7.9/10(13 votes)

   #2 - The Mooch at the Boo

   S6:E911/24/2008

   Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

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   7.8/10(13 votes)

   #3 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

   S2:E162/14/2005

   When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

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   7.7/10(10 votes)

   #4 - Meander to Your Dander

   S5:E113/17/2008

   When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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   7.6/10(12 votes)

   #5 - Ergo, the Booty Call

   S3:E163/6/2006

   Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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   7.6/10(12 votes)

   #6 - City of Great Racks

   S5:E410/15/2007

   Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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   7.6/10(11 votes)

   #7 - The Two Finger Rule

   S6:E193/30/2009

   After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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   7.6/10(10 votes)

   #8 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

   S6:E245/18/2009

   Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

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   7.5/10(13 votes)

   #9 - Santa's Village of the Damned

   S3:E1112/19/2005

   Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    S3:E142/6/2006

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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    7.5/10(13 votes)

    #11 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    S3:E204/24/2006

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Look At Me Mommy, I'm Pretty

    S5:E164/28/2008

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Pie Hole, Herb

    S6:E29/29/2008

    Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

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14. 

    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    S6:E204/13/2009

    Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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15. 

    7.5/10(15 votes)

    #15 - Back Off, Mary Poppins

    S2:E19/20/2004

    Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

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16. 

    7.4/10(14 votes)

    #16 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    S2:E235/16/2005

    Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

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    7.4/10(15 votes)

    #17 - Walnuts and Demerol

    S4:E1112/11/2006

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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18. 

    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #18 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

    S6:E173/9/2009

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #19 - My Son's Enormous Head

    S6:E183/16/2009

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #20 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat

    S6:E152/9/2009

    Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

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    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #21 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    S6:E1012/8/2008

    Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

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    7.3/10(15 votes)

    #22 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

    S2:E152/7/2005

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

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    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #23 - 818-JKLPUZO

    S7:E19/21/2009

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

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    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #24 - Gumby with a Pokey

    S7:E215/17/2010

    Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #25 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    S4:E510/16/2006

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

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