The Best Episodes Written By Susan Beavers

Every TV Episode Written by Susan Beavers Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for The Truth Will Out
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #1 - The Truth Will Out

    S1:E16

    Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

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  2. Background image for The Mooch at the Boo
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #2 - The Mooch at the Boo

    S6:E9

    Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

    Director:Jeff Melman
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  3. Background image for Meander to Your Dander
    7.7/10(10 votes)

    #3 - Meander to Your Dander

    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #4 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

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  5. Background image for Ergo, the Booty Call
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #5 - Ergo, the Booty Call

    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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  6. Background image for City of Great Racks
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #6 - City of Great Racks

    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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  7. Background image for The Two Finger Rule
    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #7 - The Two Finger Rule

    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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  8. Background image for Baseball Was Better with Steroids
    7.6/10(10 votes)

    #8 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids

    S6:E24

    Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

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  9. Background image for Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #9 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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  10. Background image for Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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  11. Background image for Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

    Director:Joel Zwick
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  12. Background image for Pie Hole, Herb
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Pie Hole, Herb

    S6:E2

    Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

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  13. Background image for Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #13 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

    S6:E20

    Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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  14. Background image for Walnuts and Demerol
    7.4/10(15 votes)

    #14 - Walnuts and Demerol

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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  15. Background image for The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #15 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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  16. Background image for My Son's Enormous Head
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #16 - My Son's Enormous Head

    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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  17. Background image for Back Off, Mary Poppins
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    #17 - Back Off, Mary Poppins

    S2:E1

    Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

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  18. Background image for He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #18 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    S6:E10

    Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

    Director:Jeff Melman
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  19. Background image for I'd Like to Start with the Cat
    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #19 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat

    S6:E15

    Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

    Director:Jeff Melman
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    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #20 - 818-jklpuzo

    S7:E1

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

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    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #21 - Gumby with a Pokey

    S7:E21

    Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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  22. Background image for Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
    7.2/10(13 votes)

    #22 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    S2:E23

    Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

    Director:N/A
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  23. Background image for Smell the Umbrella Stand
    7.2/10(14 votes)

    #23 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

    S2:E15

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

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  24. Background image for Santa's Village of the Damned
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #24 - Santa's Village of the Damned

    S3:E11

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

    Director:N/A
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  25. Background image for A Pot Smoking Monkey
    7.2/10(15 votes)

    #25 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

    S4:E4

    Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

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Susan Beavers Ratings Summary

"The Truth Will Out" is the best rated episode written by Susan Beavers. It scored 8.2/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by Terry Hughes. It aired on 1/18/1986 and is rated 0.4 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Mooch at the Boo".