The Best Episodes Written By Teresa Hsiao

Every TV Episode Written by Teresa Hsiao Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 15 Episode 1 - Santa, Schmanta
    7.2/10(6 votes)

    #1 - Santa, Schmanta

    S15:E1

    Roger turns his attention to Steve's friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by stealing Santa's powers, and becoming Schmanta Claus.

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - 65
    7.2/10(8 votes)

    #2 - 65

    S1:E7

    Mo takes Blair on his bachelor party, while Dawn realizes she’s a very important guest at Tiff’s bachelorette party. Keith faces a loaded decision.

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  3. undefined Season 14 Episode 6 - Roger's Baby
    7.1/10(7 votes)

    #3 - Roger's Baby

    S14:E6

    Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot's feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him up for a makeover.

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  4. undefined Season 12 Episode 9 - My Affair Lady
    7.0/10(7 votes)

    #4 - My Affair Lady

    S12:E9

    Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.

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  5. undefined Season 13 Episode 3 - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #5 - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

    S13:E3

    Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

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  6. undefined Season 5 Episode 9 - Just the Two of Us
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #6 - Just the Two of Us

    S5:E9

    Louis and Jessica think they've won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they're stuck at a marriage retreat where troubled couples work out their relationship problems with the help of Guru Sheela.

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  7. undefined Season 11 Episode 22 - No Country Club for Old Men
    6.6/10(21 votes)

    #7 - No Country Club for Old Men

    S11:E22

    The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

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  8. undefined Season 14 Episode 19 - Kloger
    6.6/10(8 votes)

    #8 - Kloger

    S14:E19

    Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

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  9. undefined Season 13 Episode 19 - Garfield and Friends
    6.6/10(9 votes)

    #9 - Garfield and Friends

    S13:E19

    Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

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  10. undefined Season 12 Episode 9 - Peter Problems
    6.2/10(20 votes)

    #10 - Peter Problems

    S12:E9

    When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.

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  11. undefined Season 15 Episode 21 - Fleabiscuit
    5.6/10(7 votes)

    #11 - Fleabiscuit

    S15:E21

    Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 4 - Paperwork
    4.2/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Paperwork

    S1:E4

    Nora has difficulties cashing a check at her bank. She later joins focus groups to make some extra money.

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - China
    4.2/10(4 votes)

    #13 - China

    S1:E10

    After Scrubr gets acquired by a company overseas, Nora moves to China. Back in Queens, Grandma befriends an injured pigeon.

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  14. undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - Home
    4.2/10(4 votes)

    #14 - Home

    S2:E10

    Nora embraces her new life in New Mexico, but a distressing letter from home makes her reevaluate the future, and Grandma deals with loneliness during coronavirus lockdowns.

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  15. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - Tales From the Blackout
    3.5/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Tales From the Blackout

    S2:E7

    Wally, Doug and Nora swap stories of childhood embarrassment, sexual mishaps and bad drug experiences as they ride out a power outage, and Nora learns something new about her mom.

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    3.0/10(4 votes)

    #16 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Nora takes her first steps toward financial independence in an attempt to move out of her dad's house.

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  17. undefined Season 3 Episode 1 - Nightmares
    1.0/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Nightmares

    S3:E1

    Nora tries therapy after having weird dreams, Grandma goes to Brooklyn for a distant cousin’s funeral, Wally’s proposal to Brenda doesn’t go as planned, and Edmund enjoys his newfound fame.

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  18. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - Carfished
    1.0/10(1 votes)

    #18 - Carfished

    S3:E6

    Grandma pushes Wally to make a grand romantic gesture to win back Brenda, and Nora gets a mystical glimpse of what her life could have been.

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  19. undefined Season 3 Episode 7 - Nora Is Awkwafina from Queens
    1.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Nora Is Awkwafina from Queens

    S3:E7

    Nora gains a new perspective on life after meeting Awkwafina, Wally and Brenda make amends, and Edmund unexpectedly finds love.

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Teresa Hsiao Ratings Summary

"Santa, Schmanta" is the best rated episode written by Teresa Hsiao. It scored 7.2/10 based on 6 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 12/25/2017 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "65".