9.0/1061 votes#1 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 7/11/2001
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
Director: Eric Stough
Writer: Trey Parker
8.9/1047 votes#2 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
Season 10 Episode 8 - Aired 10/4/2006
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.8/1043 votes#3 - Good Times with Weapons
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 3/17/2004
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/1053 votes#4 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6 Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2002
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/1043 votes#5 - Christian Rock Hard
Season 7 Episode 9 - Aired 10/29/2003
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/1048 votes#6 - AWESOM-O
Season 8 Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2004
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/1043 votes#7 - Woodland Critter Christmas
Season 8 Episode 14 - Aired 12/15/2004
Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/1041 votes#8 - Tsst
Season 10 Episode 7 - Aired 5/3/2006
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.7/1046 votes#9 - The Simpsons Already Did It
Season 6 Episode 7 - Aired 6/26/2002
Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/1042 votes#10 - Cartmanland
Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 7/25/2001
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/1038 votes#11 - Kenny Dies
Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 12/5/2001
In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/1045 votes#12 - Casa Bonita
Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 11/12/2003
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.6/1038 votes#13 - Cartoon Wars (1)
Season 10 Episode 3 - Aired 4/5/2006
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1047 votes#14 - Pinkeye
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/29/1997
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire sauce occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1039 votes#15 - All About Mormons
Season 7 Episode 12 - Aired 11/19/2003
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1036 votes#16 - Marjorine
Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 10/26/2005
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1033 votes#17 - Ginger Kids
Season 9 Episode 11 - Aired 11/9/2005
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1044 votes#18 - Trapped in the Closet
Season 9 Episode 12 - Aired 11/16/2005
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1035 votes#19 - Le Petit Tourette
Season 11 Episode 8 - Aired 10/3/2007
Upon discovering Tourette's syndrome, Cartman becomes mad with power. He finds out he has the ability to say whatever he wants without consequence, so he sets up National TV Coverage to take full advantage of his new found life.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1039 votes#20 - A Song of Ass and Fire
Season 17 Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2013
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1025 votes#21 - Grounded Vindaloop
Season 18 Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/2014
Butters is convinced that he’s living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what’s real.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1045 votes#22 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 2/25/1998
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunken Barn Dance", he finds that there's more to his mother than he thought.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.5/1044 votes#23 - Black Friday
Season 17 Episode 7 - Aired 11/13/2013
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.4/1042 votes#24 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Season 4 Episode 16 - Aired 12/13/2000
The "Raging Pussies" concert is on! Kyle calls the police and say his parents have been "molestering" him. Soon all the children are calling in on all the adults in South Park. Until only children live in South Park. Someone from out of town breaks down and they have the task of retrieving a book for the fat-ass. The locked-up adults of South Park get therapy to prevent them from sexually abusing their children.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
8.4/1037 votes#25 - My Future Self n' Me
Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 12/4/2002
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
Director: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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"Scott Tenorman Must Die" is the best rated episode written by Trey Parker. It scored 9/10 based on 61 votes. It was directed by Eric Stough. It aired on 7/11/2001 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "Make Love, Not Warcraft".