The Best Episodes Written By Tucker Cawley

Every TV Episode Written by Tucker Cawley Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Tucker Cawley Ratings Summary

The best episode written by Tucker Cawley is "The Cult", rated 8.5/10 from 2 user votes. It was "directed by Kenneth Shapiro". "The Cult" aired on 9/23/2002 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "Baggage".

  • The Cult
    8.5/10 2 votes

    #1 - The Cult

    Season 7 Episode 1 - Aired 9/23/2002

    Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult. After taking the feud between Marie and Debra very hard, Robert's cousin Gerard convinces him to attend a ""Pathway"" meeting – a group seeking the path to inner peace and unlocking one's potential. Although Robert is rejuvenated by his encounter with ""Pathway,"" the family is concerned it's a cult and they convince Ray to go to a meeting to see what Robert's gotten himself into.

    Director: Kenneth Shapiro

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Baggage
    8.5/10 2 votes

    #2 - Baggage

    Season 7 Episode 22 - Aired 5/5/2003

    Ray and Debra wind up in a two-week standoff over a suitcase. When Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway landing for his honeymoon, Ray explains he and Debra have been locked in an ""unspoken"" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the suitcase away. Although Robert thinks Ray and Debra are insane, Frank and Marie can easily relate and offer their own words of wisdom – with Frank counseling Ray and Marie advising Debra on how to resolve their marital differences.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Enlightening Strikes
    8.3/10 3 votes

    #3 - Enlightening Strikes

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 5/7/2015

    When Felix substitute teaches a yoga class, his teaching style rubs everyone, including Emily, the wrong way. Also, Oscar and Dani get trapped on a subway car, adding to their frustration about living in the city, and Murph asks Teddy to be his agent when he’s approached to be the spokesperson for a Norwegian health supplement.

    Director: Phill Lewis

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Good Girls
    8.0/10 3 votes

    #4 - Good Girls

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 3/9/1998

    Debra discovers that her mother-in-law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl." When Robert accidentally lets it slip to Marie that Amy is a virgin, Marie is thrilled to pieces. Jealous of the attention Amy is receiving from Marie, Raymond minimizes Debra's premarital activities, leading his mother to believe that Debra was a "good girl" too. When the family discovers why Marie has this sudden "purity" fixation, Robert and Raymond are in for a big surprise.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Lucky Suit
    8.0/10 1 votes

    #5 - Lucky Suit

    Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 2/4/2002

    Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for an FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Pat's Secret
    8.0/10 1 votes

    #6 - Pat's Secret

    Season 9 Episode 15 - Aired 5/9/2005

    Robert discovers Pat smoking and she pleads for him not to tell. Later, when Amy smells smoke on Robert, she thinks Robert smokes. Frank, Marie, Peter, Hank and Amy all think Robert smokes. Robert gets yelled at, and Pat doesn't tell the truth or back him up. The next day, Robert tells Raymond and Debra about Pat, and the family comes over. There is a bitter argument and then Ray and/or Debra yells out that Pat smokes. She confesses and tells the truth. There is another argument and Peter confesses something, then Hank, then Ray, then Debra. It ends with Frank and Marie telling them that they are weird and that they shouldn't do the stuff they are doing.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Pretty Man
    8.0/10 5 votes

    #7 - Pretty Man

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 4/4/2013

    When Mindy decides to have a night out by herself in the city, she hits it off with a stunningly handsome man who turns out to be a prostitute.

    Director: Rob Schrab

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Diamonds
    7.7/10 3 votes

    #8 - Diamonds

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 2/7/1997

    Ray finds out that the diamond on Debra's engagement ring is a fake, so he steals it from her to get it changed, only to find out after that she already had it changed. She had her grandma's $15,000 diamond put in.

    Director: Jeff Meyer

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Fascinatin' Debra
    7.7/10 3 votes

    #9 - Fascinatin' Debra

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 3/17/1997

    A popular radio psychologist comes to the house to interview Debra for a book on the American family. But the doctor finds that the rest of the eccentric Barones are more captivating, leaving "normal" Debra feeling left out because she's not "quirky or funny or interesting."

    Director: Jeff Meyer

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • The Plan
    7.5/10 2 votes

    #10 - The Plan

    Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 3/10/2003

    Yet another bump appears on the rocky road to Robert and Amy's wedding, which was nearly blocked by her disapproving parents. When the bride-to-be (Monica Horan) puts her betrothed (Brad Garrett) in charge of writing the wedding invitation, he seeks input from Ray and Frank. While they can't believe Robert let himself get roped into such a chore, they nevertheless come up with a plan: If Robert makes a mess of the job, it will convince Amy that she should take care of all the wedding plans herself. So the groom drafts an appalling mock invite---complete with the wrong date and names---and waits for Amy's reply...which is worse than he ever expected.

    Director: Jerry Zaks

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • The Banquet
    7.3/10 32 votes

    #11 - The Banquet

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 5/7/2009

    During a banquet honoring her mother's public service, Leslie tries to convince a local zoning official to support her proposed park project. Meanwhile, Mark and Tom try to meet some ladies.

    Director: Beth McCarthy-Miller

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Look Don't Touch
    7.3/10 3 votes

    #12 - Look Don't Touch

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/1996

    Nemo's niece, Angelina, takes employment at Nemo's as a waitress at Nemo's. When Angelina catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife, Debra especially when Angelina calls him at home. Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it. But, because he feels guilty about his innocent attraction, Ray denies ever knowing her. When the situation is blown out of proportion by the Barone family, Debra decides to visit Nemo's to see what all the fuss is about.

    Director: Jeff Meyer

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Ray's on TV
    7.3/10 3 votes

    #13 - Ray's on TV

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/1997

    Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers on how to correct his awkwardness with certain words. While Ray tries his best to remember his family's advice, his guest appearance turns out to be even more disastrous than the debut.

    Director: Michael Lessac

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • The Blind Leading the Blind Date
    7.3/10 6 votes

    #14 - The Blind Leading the Blind Date

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/12/2015

    Dani wishes she had a boyfriend for her high-school reunion so Oscar, Felix and Ted work on finding her a man.

    Director: Phill Lewis

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Moving Out
    7.0/10 2 votes

    #15 - Moving Out

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/1998

    Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents’ horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves into a garage apartment. But the move affects the family more than they anticipated. They feel the absence of their relationship “buffer.” As Debra describes it, “He’s like.the lead apron at the dentist.” Meanwhile, Robert enjoys his newfound freedom, until Raymond comes to visit and points out that the older couple with whom he is living are really carbon copies of their own parents — from whom he was trying to get away.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Ping Pong
    7.0/10 3 votes

    #16 - Ping Pong

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 1/11/1999

    When Ray finds out that his father let him win a game of ping pong when he was twelve he challenges him to a game. When Ray loses he tells Frank that he let him win. Frank then tells Ray the truth. He didn't let him win, he really did win.

    Director: Will Mackenzie

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Robert's Divorce
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #17 - Robert's Divorce

    Season 4 Episode 24 - Aired 5/22/2000

    While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert's failed marriage to Joanne, whom Frank not-so-affectionately refers to as ""a nutcracker."" The surprise sighting also brings back some personally harrowing memories for Robert – although, when Joanne suggests the ex-spouses get together, Robert seems intrigued.

    Director: Wil Shriner

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Older Women
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #18 - Older Women

    Season 6 Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2001

    It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with the Barones. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. Everyone is horrified except Debra's mother, who thinks it's just great.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Season's Greetings
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #19 - Season's Greetings

    Season 6 Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/2001

    When Marie receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing, it drives Marie insane with jealousy. She enlists Debra's help in writing a Barone ""family update,"" but despite efforts to make everyone sound successful, the letter makes them all feel inadequate about what they have done – or not done.

    Director: Jerry Zaks

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • The Bigger Person (2)
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #20 - The Bigger Person (2)

    Season 6 Episode 23 - Aired 5/13/2002

    The feud continues when Ray realizes that he can use the feud to get Debra to do almost anything for him, dragging Frank into doing it with Marie. Things are going as planned, but Robert is sickened by their carelessness. The pressure gets to Robert and he tells both Debra and Marie that Ray and Frank are ""exploiting the situation"" in order to bring them back together. But, all it creates is more mayhem. To Be Continued...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • The Thought That Counts
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #21 - The Thought That Counts

    Season 7 Episode 11 - Aired 12/9/2002

    Robert gives Ray a great idea on what to get Debra for Christmas, but he isn't very happy when Ray takes all the credit for it.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Liars
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #22 - Liars

    Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 11/10/2003

    Ray and Debra get caught up in telling lies in order to cover up previous falsehoods after Ray fibs to Marie about why he missed a scheduled time with her. When the lies snowball into an out of control degree, Marie picks up the scent and traces everything back to the initial fib. Marie seems to have won – until Frank reveals a damaging lie of her own.

    Director: Kenneth Shapiro

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • The Bird
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #23 - The Bird

    Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2003

    Robert and Amy convince their families to spend Thanksgiving together. When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougals owned a television set! Things start to come together when the families separate into Pilgrims and Indians for the annual MacDougal Thanksgiving Family Pageant. All is well until a bird flies into the house and Pat McDougal decides to ""put it out of it's misery.""

    Director: Kenneth Shapiro

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Security
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #24 - Security

    Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 2/23/2004

    After Robert takes a second job selling home security systems, he reveals he's been asked to join the security firm full-time and is mulling over retiring from the police force early. While Marie is overjoyed, Amy questions if this is really what Robert wants or if he's only retiring early to make his mother happy. The disagreement about his future leads to a tense birthday party for Robert.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tucker Cawley

  • Golf For It
    7.0/10 1 votes

    #25 - Golf For It

    Season 8 Episode 23 - Aired 5/24/2004

    Robert and Ray end up with the mother of all guilt trips when they decide not to help Marie with a home project so they can land a prime spot on the golf course. Their overnight wait in the car for a tee time becomes a brawl over their respective roles in their parents' future.

    Director: Gary Halvorson

    Writer: Tucker Cawley