The Best Episodes Written By Vincent Waller

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   10.0/10(2 votes)

   #1 - Rubber Nipple Salesmen

   S2:E58/29/1992

   Ren and Stimpy hit the road as door-to-door Rubber Nipple Salesmen, peddling their wares to a bizarre clientele, including a psychotic Fire Chief, a paranoid Mr. Horse, and a family actually in need of new nipples!

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   10.0/10(1 votes)

   #2 - Son of Stimpy

   S3:E512/11/1993

   Stimpy squeezes, and a stench is born. Ren thinks it's just a stinky fantasy, but when Stinky floats away, Stimpy abandons his friend to search through rain and snow and dark of night. It'll take a Christmas miracle for Stinky to return to his warm, snugly home!

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   10.0/10(1 votes)

   #3 - Hector, King of the Britons

   S2:E910/22/2004

   Hector wants to rule Britain so he goes to Great Britain to find Excalibur, but the Lady of the Lake won't give it to him even after he does many things to prove himself worthy. When he finally steals Excalibur he finds out that the King has no power in Britain. In the Amusing ending, the "Lady of the Lake" steals the sword back by banging him over the head two times after Hector asked for "two lumps" {of sugar} in his tea.

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   9.5/10(2 votes)

   #4 - Man's Best Friend

   S0:E47/9/2003

   Ren & Stimpy learn the true meaning of obedience when George Liquor takes them home with him and swears to make them "champions." Nickelodeon refused to air this episode as it was considered too violent and sadistic for kids. It was also taken off the British Ren and Stimpy DVD. It was later aired as an episode of Spike's "Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon".

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   9.5/10(2 votes)

   #5 - The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

   S2:E175/23/1993

   Ren and Stimpy become Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen and brave the jungle, desert, and snow of Canada, facing hunger, poison dirt, a Kodiak Marmoset, and a catchy tune!

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   8.9/10(7 votes)

   #6 - Arrgh!

   S1:E343/15/2000

   SpongeBob and Patrick play a pirate board game based on a real treasure map. Mr. Krabs joins in and wins a bunch of times in a row. The next day, Mr. Krabs takes the two boys on a treasure hunt, but they find out later that Mr. Krabs is using the game as a map, and is going crazy trying to find the Flying Dutchman's treasure.

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   8.8/10(5 votes)

   #7 - Krabs vs. Plankton

   S4:E45/13/2005

   Plankton tries to steal the formula, but slips and sues Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, but his lawyer slips and is hurt, so SpongeBob must try to help Mr. Krabs win the case by trying to open a briefcase that has something very important in it.

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   8.7/10(7 votes)

   #8 - Hooky

   S1:E404/8/2000

   Patrick introduces SpongeBob to a carnival but this "carnival" is really colored fishing hooks dropped by fishermen on land. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob to stay away and how dangerous they are, but Patrick keeps on talking about how fun they are. Who will SpongeBob listen to, Patrick or Mr. Krabs?

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   8.7/10(6 votes)

   #9 - Skill Crane

   S4:E55/20/2005

   Mr. Krabs gets a new toy vender by the name of "Skill Crane." At first, Squidward doesn't like it, but when Mr. Krabs lets him and SpongeBob give it a try, Squidward becomes obsessed with it. Can he win anything from the Skill Crane before it ruins his life?

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    8.4/10(8 votes)

    #10 - Texas

    S1:E363/22/2000

    Sandy gets homesick, so SpongeBob and Patrick do as much as they can to cheer her up. When they want to throw her a surprise party and she won't come, SpongeBob and Patrick make Sandy chase them to the Krusty Krab, where the party is being held.

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - The Boy Who Cried Rat!

    S1:E69/8/1991

    Penniless and hungry, Ren hatches the perfect plan: Stimpy can get work as a family's mouse-catching kitty, and Ren can pose as the mouse. What could possibly go wrong?

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - Big Baby Scam

    S2:E912/12/1992

    It's Ren's greatest scheme ever: switch places with a couple of babies and enjoy the pampered life. But being babies turns out to be harder than Ren or Stimpy ever imagined.

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    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - The Great Outdoors

    S2:E133/27/1993

    Ren and Stimpy go camping and learn how to rough it in nature. And what could be rougher than skinny dipping with Stimpy? Ren's about to find out.

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - To Salve and Salve Not!

    S3:E111/20/1993

    A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.

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15. 

    7.9/10(4 votes)

    #15 - Stimpy's Big Day

    S1:E18/11/1991

    Ren thinks TV has ruined Stimpy's mind, but when Stimpy wins a televised Gritty Kitty Litter contest and becomes a Hollywood star on the Muddy Muddskipper show, he leaves Ren behind.

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    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #16 - The Big Shot

    S1:E28/11/1991

    While Stimpy enjoys his new found success in show business, Ren sits at home missing his brainless buddy. Will Stimpy give up his fame and fortune to return home?

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    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - The Bad News Ghouls

    S4:E44/8/2005

    After Billy's baseball team loses badly against Mindy's, Grim decides to coach them. Mandy is not allowed on the team, as Billy is reluctant to let girls play, although he does not realize Mindy is a girl too. Mandy puts on a baseball cap and, assuming the role of "Manfred", pitches for Billy's team anyway. With additional help from ghoulish players which played in the Underworld Little Leagues alongside Grim, Billy's team wins when Pud'n hits a home run.

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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - Monkey See, Monkey Don't

    S2:E112/13/1993

    Ren and Stimpy want the easy life of living in a zoo. They disguise themselves as monkeys and try to hang in there.

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    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #19 - The Cat that Laid the Golden Hairball

    S2:E144/3/1993

    Ren has a new way to strike it rich - sell Stimpy's hairballs! Stimpy starts hwarfing hairballs on a production line, but what will Ren do when the supply runs out?

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