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Every TV Episode Written by Vincent Waller Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 2 Episode 5 - Rubber Nipple Salesmen
    10.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E5

    Ren and Stimpy hit the road as door-to-door Rubber Nipple Salesmen, peddling their wares to a bizarre clientele, including a psychotic Fire Chief, a paranoid Mr. Horse, and a family actually in need of new nipples!

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  2. undefined Season 3 Episode 5 - Son of Stimpy
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    S3:E5

    Stimpy squeezes, and a stench is born. Ren thinks it's just a stinky fantasy, but when Stinky floats away, Stimpy abandons his friend to search through rain and snow and dark of night. It'll take a Christmas miracle for Stinky to return to his warm, snugly home!

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  3. undefined Season 2 Episode 8 - Hector, King of the Britons
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    S2:E8

    Hector wants to rule Britain so he goes to Great Britain to find Excalibur, but the Lady of the Lake won't give it to him even after he does many things to prove himself worthy. When he finally steals Excalibur he finds out that the King has no power in Britain. In the Amusing ending, the "Lady of the Lake" steals the sword back by banging him over the head two times after Hector asked for "two lumps" {of sugar} in his tea.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  4. undefined Season 0 Episode 4 - Man's Best Friend
    9.5/10(2 votes)

    S0:E4

    Ren & Stimpy learn the true meaning of obedience when George Liquor takes them home with him and swears to make them "champions." Nickelodeon refused to air this episode as it was considered too violent and sadistic for kids. It was also taken off the British Ren and Stimpy DVD. It was later aired as an episode of Spike's "Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon".

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  5. undefined Season 2 Episode 17 - The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
    9.5/10(2 votes)

    S2:E17

    Ren and Stimpy become Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen and brave the jungle, desert, and snow of Canada, facing hunger, poison dirt, a Kodiak Marmoset, and a catchy tune!

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  6. undefined Season 4 Episode 4 - Krabs vs. Plankton
    9.1/10(11 votes)

    S4:E4

    Plankton tries to steal the formula, but slips and sues Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, but his lawyer slips and is hurt, so SpongeBob must try to help Mr. Krabs win the case by trying to open a briefcase that has something very important in it.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  7. undefined Season 4 Episode 5 - Skill Crane
    9.0/10(13 votes)

    S4:E5

    Mr. Krabs gets a new toy vender by the name of "Skill Crane." At first, Squidward doesn't like it, but when Mr. Krabs lets him and SpongeBob give it a try, Squidward becomes obsessed with it. Can he win anything from the Skill Crane before it ruins his life?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  8. undefined Season 1 Episode 34 - Arrgh!
    8.9/10(14 votes)

    S1:E34

    SpongeBob and Patrick play a pirate board game based on a real treasure map. Mr. Krabs joins in and wins a bunch of times in a row. The next day, Mr. Krabs takes the two boys on a treasure hunt, but they find out later that Mr. Krabs is using the game as a map, and is going crazy trying to find the Flying Dutchman's treasure.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 40 - Hooky
    8.5/10(14 votes)

    S1:E40

    Patrick introduces SpongeBob to a carnival but this "carnival" is really colored fishing hooks dropped by fishermen on land. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob to stay away and how dangerous they are, but Patrick keeps on talking about how fun they are. Who will SpongeBob listen to, Patrick or Mr. Krabs?

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  10. undefined Season 1 Episode 36 - Texas
    8.3/10(16 votes)

    S1:E36

    Sandy gets homesick, so SpongeBob and Patrick do as much as they can to cheer her up. When they want to throw her a surprise party and she won't come, SpongeBob and Patrick make Sandy chase them to the Krusty Krab, where the party is being held.

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  11. undefined Season 8 Episode 23 - Mooncation
    8.2/10(5 votes)

    S8:E23

    SpongeBob meets Sandy, who is preparing her rocket to go to the Moon for a vacation. However, SpongeBob accidentally stows away, and when on the Moon, the two set out camp. SpongeBob and Sandy play sports including sandboarding on its craters. After accidentally crashing the sandboard into the fuel tank, they immediately start the rocket because they need to return home before the fuel runs out.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - The Boy Who Cried Rat!
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S1:E6

    Penniless and hungry, Ren hatches the perfect plan: Stimpy can get work as a family's mouse-catching kitty, and Ren can pose as the mouse. What could possibly go wrong?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  13. undefined Season 2 Episode 9 - Big Baby Scam
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E9

    It's Ren's greatest scheme ever: switch places with a couple of babies and enjoy the pampered life. But being babies turns out to be harder than Ren or Stimpy ever imagined.

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  14. undefined Season 2 Episode 13 - The Great Outdoors
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E13

    Ren and Stimpy go camping and learn how to rough it in nature. And what could be rougher than skinny dipping with Stimpy? Ren's about to find out.

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  15. undefined Season 3 Episode 1 - To Salve and Salve Not!
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    S3:E1

    A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Stimpy's Big Day
    7.9/10(4 votes)

    S1:E1

    Ren thinks TV has ruined Stimpy's mind, but when Stimpy wins a televised Gritty Kitty Litter contest and becomes a Hollywood star on the Muddy Muddskipper show, he leaves Ren behind.

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  17. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - The Big Shot
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    S1:E2

    While Stimpy enjoys his new found success in show business, Ren sits at home missing his brainless buddy. Will Stimpy give up his fame and fortune to return home?

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  18. undefined Season 8 Episode 31 - Restraining SpongeBob
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    S8:E31

    A fed-up Squidward has had it with SpongeBob's annoying antics, pranks, wisecracks, and practical jokes and issues SpongeBob a restraining order against his neighbor. SpongeBob is afraid that he will violate the restraining order again. (According to this restraining order, SpongeBob is not allowed to come within 15 feet of Squidward, lest he end up going to jail for the rest of his life.)

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  19. undefined Season 4 Episode 4 - The Bad News Ghouls
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    S4:E4

    Baseball gets scary when Grim brings in some dead ringers to help Billy & Irwin defeat Mindy’s team.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  20. undefined Season 2 Episode 11 - Monkey See, Monkey Don't
    7.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E11

    Ren and Stimpy want the easy life of living in a zoo. They disguise themselves as monkeys and try to hang in there.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  21. undefined Season 6 Episode 41 - Squid’s Visit
    5.8/10(10 votes)

    S6:E41

    SpongeBob tries to get Squidward to visit him at home.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Vincent Waller

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  22. undefined Season 2 Episode 14 - The Cat that Laid the Golden Hairball
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    S2:E14

    Ren has a new way to strike it rich - sell Stimpy's hairballs! Stimpy starts hwarfing hairballs on a production line, but what will Ren do when the supply runs out?

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    Writer:Vincent Waller

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Vincent Waller Ratings Summary

"Rubber Nipple Salesmen" is the best rated episode written by Vincent Waller. It scored 10/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 8/29/1992 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Son of Stimpy".