10.0/102 votes#1 - Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 8/29/1992
Ren and Stimpy hit the road as door-to-door Rubber Nipple Salesmen, peddling their wares to a bizarre clientele, including a psychotic Fire Chief, a paranoid Mr. Horse, and a family actually in need of new nipples!
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller
10.0/101 votes#2 - Son of Stimpy
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/1993
Stimpy squeezes, and a stench is born. Ren thinks it's just a stinky fantasy, but when Stinky floats away, Stimpy abandons his friend to search through rain and snow and dark of night. It'll take a Christmas miracle for Stinky to return to his warm, snugly home!
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller
10.0/101 votes#3 - Arrgh!
Season 1 Episode 34 - Aired 3/15/2000
SpongeBob and Patrick play a pirate board game based on a real treasure map. Mr. Krabs joins in and wins a bunch of times in a row. The next day, Mr. Krabs takes the two boys on a treasure hunt, but they find out later that Mr. Krabs is using the game as a map, and is going crazy trying to find the Flying Dutchman's treasure.
Director: Sherm Cohen
Writer: Vincent Waller
10.0/102 votes#4 - Hooky
Season 1 Episode 40 - Aired 4/8/2000
Patrick introduces SpongeBob to a carnival but this "carnival" is really colored fishing hooks dropped by fishermen on land. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob to stay away and how dangerous they are, but Patrick keeps on talking about how fun they are. Who will SpongeBob listen to, Patrick or Mr. Krabs?
Director: Sherm Cohen
Writer: Vincent Waller
10.0/101 votes#5 - Hector, King of the Britons
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 10/22/2004
Hector wants to rule Britain so he goes to Great Britain to find Excalibur, but the Lady of the Lake won't give it to him even after he does many things to prove himself worthy. When he finally steals Excalibur he finds out that the King has no power in Britain. In the Amusing ending, the "Lady of the Lake" steals the sword back by banging him over the head two times after Hector asked for "two lumps" {of sugar} in his tea.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Vincent Waller
9.5/102 votes#6 - The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Season 2 Episode 17 - Aired 5/23/1993
Ren and Stimpy become Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen and brave the jungle, desert, and snow of Canada, facing hunger, poison dirt, a Kodiak Marmoset, and a catchy tune!
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller
9.5/102 votes#7 - Krabs vs. Plankton
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 5/13/2005
Plankton tries to steal the formula, but slips and sues Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs hires a lawyer, but his lawyer slips and is hurt, so SpongeBob must try to help Mr. Krabs win the case by trying to open a briefcase that has something very important in it.
Director: N/A
Writer: Vincent Waller
9.2/104 votes#8 - Texas
Season 1 Episode 36 - Aired 3/22/2000
Sandy gets homesick, so SpongeBob and Patrick do as much as they can to cheer her up. When they want to throw her a surprise party and she won't come, SpongeBob and Patrick make Sandy chase them to the Krusty Krab, where the party is being held.
Director: Sherm Cohen
Writer: Vincent Waller
8.5/102 votes#9 - Skill Crane
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 5/20/2005
Mr. Krabs gets a new toy vender by the name of "Skill Crane." At first, Squidward doesn't like it, but when Mr. Krabs lets him and SpongeBob give it a try, Squidward becomes obsessed with it. Can he win anything from the Skill Crane before it ruins his life?
Director: Vincent Waller
Writer: Vincent Waller
8.0/102 votes#10 - The Boy Who Cried Rat!
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 9/8/1991
Penniless and hungry, Ren hatches the perfect plan: Stimpy can get work as a family's mouse-catching kitty, and Ren can pose as the mouse. What could possibly go wrong?
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller
8.0/102 votes#11 - Big Baby Scam
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 12/12/1992
It's Ren's greatest scheme ever: switch places with a couple of babies and enjoy the pampered life. But being babies turns out to be harder than Ren or Stimpy ever imagined.
Director: Vincent Waller
Writer: Vincent Waller
8.0/102 votes#12 - The Great Outdoors
Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 3/27/1993
Ren and Stimpy go camping and learn how to rough it in nature. And what could be rougher than skinny dipping with Stimpy? Ren's about to find out.
Director: Vincent Waller
Writer: Vincent Waller
8.0/101 votes#13 - To Salve and Salve Not!
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/20/1993
A salesman keeps bugging Stimpy to buy a new product, Salve. Ren gets very annoyed and tries to get him out of his house, but when he finally needs it, Stimpy buys all the cans of Salve.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Vincent Waller
7.7/103 votes#14 - The Big Shot
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 8/11/1991
While Stimpy enjoys his new found success in show business, Ren sits at home missing his brainless buddy. Will Stimpy give up his fame and fortune to return home?
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller
7.3/103 votes#15 - Stimpy's Big Day
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 8/11/1991
Ren thinks TV has ruined Stimpy's mind, but when Stimpy wins a televised Gritty Kitty Litter contest and becomes a Hollywood star on the Muddy Muddskipper show, he leaves Ren behind.
Director: John Kricfalusi
Writer: Vincent Waller
7.0/102 votes#16 - Monkey See, Monkey Don't
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 2/13/1993
Ren and Stimpy want the easy life of living in a zoo. They disguise themselves as monkeys and try to hang in there.
Director: Bob Camp
Writer: Vincent Waller
7.0/101 votes#17 - The Bad News Ghouls
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 4/8/2005
After Billy's baseball team loses badly against Mindy's, Grim decides to coach them. Mandy is not allowed on the team, as Billy is reluctant to let girls play, although he does not realize Mindy is a girl too. Mandy puts on a baseball cap and, assuming the role of "Manfred", pitches for Billy's team anyway. With additional help from ghoulish players which played in the Underworld Little Leagues alongside Grim, Billy's team wins when Pud'n hits a home run.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Vincent Waller
5.5/102 votes#18 - The Cat that Laid the Golden Hairball
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 4/3/1993
Ren has a new way to strike it rich - sell Stimpy's hairballs! Stimpy starts hwarfing hairballs on a production line, but what will Ren do when the supply runs out?
Director: Ron Hughart
Writer: Vincent Waller
Popular searches:
The Best Episodes Written By Vincent Waller
Every TV Episode Written by Vincent Waller Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters
Vincent Waller Ratings Summary
"Rubber Nipple Salesmen" is the best rated episode written by Vincent Waller. It scored 10/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by John Kricfalusi. It aired on 8/29/1992 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Son of Stimpy".