The Best Episodes Written By William Reiss

SpongeBob and Patrick find out that you can borrow anything without permission as long as you return it, or that's what wise Mr. Krabs says. SpongeBob and Patrick want a balloon, but neither one has any money, so they "borrow" it and it pops. They decide to run away and live like criminals, because they think they're now "thieves."

Patrick realizes that he has never won any awards in his life, so he decides to copy everything that SpongeBob does. SpongeBob has won countless awards, so Patrick is sure that he will win one.

While at a jellyfishing fan convention, SpongeBob meets Kevin C. Cucumber, who gives him a chance to see if he can join his club, The Jellyspotters. However, SpongeBob is unaware that Kevin is only trying to make a fool out of him, but soon discovers the truth after the club attacks him with a robotic queen jellyfish.

Mr. Krabs falls in love with Mrs. Puff.

When no one will play with SpongeBob, he creates his own bubble buddy, but it causes many problems around town.

Sandy and SpongeBob get into a fierce competition doing extreme underwater sports.

Mickey and Minnie attempt to make Donald and Daisy happy by showing them what life is all about.

In this tribute to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, when Pete steals all the coins from a wishing well, it is up to Mickey to stop him.

Mickey tries to get through a date with Minnie wearing the world's most uncomfortable sweater.

One night a strange odor travels through the city, prompting the noses of all the people, including Billy's, to follow it. The next night, Mandy, who is noseless, and Grim decide to wait outside Billy's house for the event to repeat. When the odor reappears, the nose parade leads them to the shopping mall, where they meet a "Nasalmancer", a nose wizard who is trying to take over other people's noses since he lost his own. Billy recovers his nose, but slices it in two, and gives one half to the Nasalmancer.

Milo sees a horror movie and thinks fish brain parasits are infecting everyone.