Season 1

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  8.2/1053 votes

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  NINE TEN

  Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/17/2025

  Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… but I negotiated a very cheap burial price! Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better!

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady

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  8.4/1042 votes

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  #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!

  Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2025

  Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust us. Now.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Josh Rabinowitz

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  8.5/1033 votes

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  WE ARE NOTHING!

  Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 4/17/2025

  The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if we are nothing!

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Theresa Mulligan

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  8.6/1028 votes

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  EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!

  Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 4/17/2025

  Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course I got us a phone card that is very cheap. It is very important that you make our move across the world seem worth it. Make us look good! Now.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Sabrina Jalees

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  8.6/1028 votes

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  VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!

  Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2025

  Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Ahamed Weinberg

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  8.5/1026 votes

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  DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!

  Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/2025

  The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world! While my son wastes away. Inshallah.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Ahamed Weinberg, Sabrina Mahfouz

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  8.7/1026 votes

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  INSHALLAH PUBES!

  Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/17/2025

  Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I’m sorry son. It’s time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Josh Rabinowitz

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  8.5/1025 votes

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  A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!

  Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2025

  We love you Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house, and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit this Guantanamo Bay! It sounds beautiful.

  Director: N/A

  Writer: Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Ahamed Weinberg, Mona Chalabi