The Best Episodes of #1 Happy Family USA

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   7.9/10(85 votes)

   #1 - WE ARE NOTHING!

   S1:E34/17/2025

   The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if we are nothing!

   Director:Unknown

   Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Theresa Mulligan

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   Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Theresa Mulligan
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   7.9/10(76 votes)

   #2 - VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!

   S1:E54/17/2025

   Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Ahamed Weinberg

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   Writer:Ahamed Weinberg
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   7.8/10(120 votes)

   #3 - NINE TEN

   S1:E14/17/2025

   Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… but I negotiated a very cheap burial price! Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better!

   Director:Unknown

   Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady

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   Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady
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   7.8/10(98 votes)

   #4 - #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!

   S1:E24/17/2025

   Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust us. Now.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Josh Rabinowitz

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   Writer:Josh Rabinowitz
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   7.8/10(78 votes)

   #5 - EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!

   S1:E44/17/2025

   Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course I got us a phone card that is very cheap. It is very important that you make our move across the world seem worth it. Make us look good! Now.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Sabrina Jalees

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   Writer:Sabrina Jalees
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   7.8/10(74 votes)

   #6 - INSHALLAH PUBES!

   S1:E74/17/2025

   Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I’m sorry son. It’s time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Josh Rabinowitz

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   Writer:Josh Rabinowitz
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   7.7/10(72 votes)

   #7 - DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!

   S1:E64/17/2025

   The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world! While my son wastes away. Inshallah.

   Director:Unknown

   Writers:Ahamed Weinberg, Sabrina Mahfouz

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   Writers:Ahamed Weinberg, Sabrina Mahfouz
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   7.7/10(71 votes)

   #8 - A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!

   S1:E84/17/2025

   We love you Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house, and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit this Guantanamo Bay! It sounds beautiful.

   Director:Unknown

   Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Ahamed Weinberg, Mona Chalabi

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   Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Ahamed Weinberg, Mona Chalabi