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The Best Episodes of #1 Happy Family USA

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An exploration of the experiences of a Muslim-American family that must learn how to code-switch as they navigate the early 2000s: a time of fear, war, and the rapid expansion of the boy-band industrial complex.

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    #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 4 - EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!

    S1:E4

    Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course I got us a phone card that is very cheap. It is very important that you make our move across the world seem worth it. Make us look good! Now.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Sabrina Jalees

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  2. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 5 - VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!

    S1:E5

    Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Ahamed Weinberg

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  3. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 6 - DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!

    S1:E6

    The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world! While my son wastes away. Inshallah.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ahamed Weinberg, Sabrina Mahfouz

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  4. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 1 - NINE TEN
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #4 - NINE TEN

    S1:E1

    Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… but I negotiated a very cheap burial price! Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better!

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady

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  5. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 3 - WE ARE NOTHING!
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #5 - WE ARE NOTHING!

    S1:E3

    The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if we are nothing!

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Theresa Mulligan

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  6. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 7 - INSHALLAH PUBES!
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #6 - INSHALLAH PUBES!

    S1:E7

    Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I’m sorry son. It’s time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Josh Rabinowitz

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  7. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 8 - A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!
    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #7 - A SLEEPOVER WITH MR. PRESIDENT!

    S1:E8

    We love you Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house, and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit this Guantanamo Bay! It sounds beautiful.

    Director:Unknown
    Writers:Ramy Youssef, Pam Brady, Ahamed Weinberg, Mona Chalabi

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  8. #1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episode 2 - #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!
    2.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!

    S1:E2

    Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust us. Now.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Josh Rabinowitz

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Best Episodes Summary

"EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!" is the best rated episode of "#1 Happy Family USA". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Sabrina Jalees, it aired on 4/17/2025. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!".