8.0/1031 votesLoading...#1 - Die-Abestic
Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 2/1/2012
Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.
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- 7.8/1049 votesLoading...
#2 - Crying Over Spilled Blood
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2012
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
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- 7.6/1039 votesLoading...
#3 - Tweets from the Dead
Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 3/26/2012
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
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- 7.6/1039 votesLoading...
#4 - Death, The Final Frontier
Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 7/15/2012
Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
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7.1/1026 votesLoading...#5 - Waking Up Dead
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 2/3/2010
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
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- 7.1/1039 votesLoading...
#6 - Enter the Ferret
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2012
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
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- 7.1/1040 votesLoading...
#7 - Think Globally, Die Locally
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2012
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
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7.0/1090 votesLoading...#8 - Unforced Errors
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2009
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.
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7.0/1035 votesLoading...#9 - Come On Get Deathy
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 1/20/2010
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
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7.0/1032 votesLoading...#10 - Dead to Rights
Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 2/17/2010
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
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7.0/1035 votesLoading...#11 - Dead on Dead
Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 2/24/2010
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
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6.9/1063 votesLoading...#12 - Death On Arrival
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
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6.9/1035 votesLoading...#13 - Gratefully Dead
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
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- 6.9/1040 votesLoading...
#14 - A New App Called Death
Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 4/2/2012
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
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- 6.9/1039 votesLoading...
#15 - Death Certificates
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2012
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
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- 6.9/1032 votesLoading...
#16 - It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 7/15/2012
Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
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6.8/1062 votesLoading...#17 - Death Over Easy
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2009
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
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6.8/1039 votesLoading...#18 - Up With Death
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
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6.8/1041 votesLoading...#19 - Putting a Happy Face on Death
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2009
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
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6.7/1054 votesLoading...#20 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2009
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
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6.6/1046 votesLoading...#21 - Death: A User's Manual
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2009
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
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6.5/1046 votesLoading...#22 - Cure for the Common Death
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/22/2009
The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.
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6.5/1045 votesLoading...#23 - I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/5/2009
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
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6.5/1032 votesLoading...#24 - Bringing in the Dead
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 1/6/2010
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
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6.4/1053 votesLoading...#25 - Dead and Deader
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2009
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die
Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!
The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer...
Genres:DocumentaryComedy
Network:Spike
Best Episodes Summary
"Die-Abestic" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die". It scored 8/10 based on 31 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/1/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Crying Over Spilled Blood".