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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer...

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  1. Background image for Die-Abestic
    7.9/10(32 votes)

    #1 - Die-Abestic

    S5:E7

    Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Crying Over Spilled Blood
    7.8/10(51 votes)

    #2 - Crying Over Spilled Blood

    S4:E6

    Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Tweets from the Dead
    7.5/10(40 votes)

    #3 - Tweets from the Dead

    S4:E3

    A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Death, The Final Frontier
    7.5/10(40 votes)

    #4 - Death, The Final Frontier

    S4:E8

    Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Enter the Ferret
    7.1/10(41 votes)

    #5 - Enter the Ferret

    S4:E1

    A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Unforced Errors
    7.0/10(93 votes)

    #6 - Unforced Errors

    S1:E1

    208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Think Globally, Die Locally
    7.0/10(41 votes)

    #7 - Think Globally, Die Locally

    S4:E2

    A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Death Over Easy
    6.8/10(66 votes)

    #8 - Death Over Easy

    S1:E2

    293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for A New App Called Death
    6.8/10(41 votes)

    #9 - A New App Called Death

    S4:E4

    A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

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    Director:Unknown
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  11. Background image for Death Certificates
    6.8/10(40 votes)

    #10 - Death Certificates

    S4:E5

    A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

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    Director:Unknown
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  12. Background image for It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
    6.8/10(33 votes)

    #11 - It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World

    S4:E7

    Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Background image for The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
    6.6/10(55 votes)

    #12 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

    S1:E6

    A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

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    Director:Unknown
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  14. Background image for Death: A User's Manual
    6.5/10(47 votes)

    #13 - Death: A User's Manual

    S1:E9

    An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

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    Director:Unknown
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  15. Background image for Cure for the Common Death
    6.4/10(47 votes)

    #14 - Cure for the Common Death

    S1:E8

    The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
    6.4/10(46 votes)

    #15 - I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

    S1:E10

    A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

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    Director:Unknown
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  17. Background image for Dead and Deader
    6.3/10(55 votes)

    #16 - Dead and Deader

    S1:E3

    A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

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    Director:Unknown
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  18. Background image for Death Gets Busy
    6.2/10(49 votes)

    #17 - Death Gets Busy

    S1:E4

    A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

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    Director:Unknown
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  19. Background image for The Lighter Side of Death
    6.2/10(51 votes)

    #18 - The Lighter Side of Death

    S1:E5

    A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

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    Director:Unknown
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  20. Background image for Death Be Not Stupid
    6.1/10(47 votes)

    #19 - Death Be Not Stupid

    S1:E7

    A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Death On Arrival
    NaN/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Death On Arrival

    S2:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Death Bites!
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    #21 - Death Bites!

    S2:E2

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Up With Death
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    #22 - Up With Death

    S2:E3

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

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    Director:Unknown
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  24. Background image for Putting a Happy Face on Death
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    #23 - Putting a Happy Face on Death

    S2:E4

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Bringing in the Dead
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    #24 - Bringing in the Dead

    S2:E5

    A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for Gratefully Dead
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    #25 - Gratefully Dead

    S2:E6

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Die-Abestic" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die". It scored 7.9/10 based on 32 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/1/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Crying Over Spilled Blood".