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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

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The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    1000 Ways to Die Season 5 Episode 7 - Die-Abestic
    7.8/10(32 votes)

    #1 - Die-Abestic

    S5:E7

    Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 6 - Crying Over Spilled Blood
    7.7/10(51 votes)

    #2 - Crying Over Spilled Blood

    S4:E6

    Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 7 - Hurry Up and Die
    7.6/10(44 votes)

    #3 - Hurry Up and Die

    S3:E7

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 8 - Death, The Final Frontier
    7.5/10(41 votes)

    #4 - Death, The Final Frontier

    S4:E8

    Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 3 - Tweets from the Dead
    7.4/10(40 votes)

    #5 - Tweets from the Dead

    S4:E3

    A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 1 - Death on a Stick
    7.0/10(56 votes)

    #6 - Death on a Stick

    S3:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 8 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
    7.0/10(34 votes)

    #7 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

    S3:E8

    A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 12 - Sudden Death
    7.0/10(35 votes)

    #8 - Sudden Death

    S3:E12

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 1 - Enter the Ferret
    7.0/10(41 votes)

    #9 - Enter the Ferret

    S4:E1

    A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 1 - Unforced Errors
    6.9/10(95 votes)

    #10 - Unforced Errors

    S1:E1

    208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 9 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death
    6.9/10(38 votes)

    #11 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

    S3:E9

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 2 - Think Globally, Die Locally
    6.9/10(41 votes)

    #12 - Think Globally, Die Locally

    S4:E2

    A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 1 - Death On Arrival
    6.8/10(64 votes)

    #13 - Death On Arrival

    S2:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 7 - Come On Get Deathy
    6.8/10(37 votes)

    #14 - Come On Get Deathy

    S2:E7

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 11 - Dead to Rights
    6.8/10(33 votes)

    #15 - Dead to Rights

    S2:E11

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 6 - The End Is Weird
    6.8/10(37 votes)

    #16 - The End Is Weird

    S3:E6

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 2 - Death Over Easy
    6.7/10(65 votes)

    #17 - Death Over Easy

    S1:E2

    293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 9 - Waking Up Dead
    6.7/10(27 votes)

    #18 - Waking Up Dead

    S2:E9

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 12 - Dead on Dead
    6.7/10(36 votes)

    #19 - Dead on Dead

    S2:E12

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 2 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death
    6.7/10(38 votes)

    #20 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death

    S3:E2

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 3 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
    6.7/10(36 votes)

    #21 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

    S3:E3

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 4 - Dead Wrongs
    6.7/10(43 votes)

    #22 - Dead Wrongs

    S3:E4

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 10 - Deep Fried Death
    6.7/10(32 votes)

    #23 - Deep Fried Death

    S3:E10

    Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 13 - Dying to Tell the Story
    6.7/10(42 votes)

    #24 - Dying to Tell the Story

    S3:E13

    A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. 1000 Ways to Die Season 4 Episode 4 - A New App Called Death
    6.7/10(41 votes)

    #25 - A New App Called Death

    S4:E4

    A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Die-Abestic" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die". It scored 7.8/10 based on 32 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/1/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Crying Over Spilled Blood".