Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.

208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.