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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer...
Genres:DocumentaryComedy
Network:Spike

Top Episode Ratings Summary

"Die-Abestic" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die". It scored 7.9/10 based on 25 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 2/1/2012. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Crying Over Spilled Blood".

  • Die-Abestic
    7.9/1025 votes
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    #1 - Die-Abestic

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 2/1/2012

    Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Crying Over Spilled Blood
    7.8/1049 votes
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    #2 - Crying Over Spilled Blood

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2012

    Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tweets from the Dead
    7.6/1039 votes
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    #3 - Tweets from the Dead

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 3/26/2012

    A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Death, The Final Frontier
    7.6/1039 votes
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    #4 - Death, The Final Frontier

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 7/15/2012

    Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Waking Up Dead
    7.1/1026 votes
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    #5 - Waking Up Dead

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 2/3/2010

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Enter the Ferret
    7.1/1039 votes
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    #6 - Enter the Ferret

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2012

    A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Think Globally, Die Locally
    7.1/1040 votes
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    #7 - Think Globally, Die Locally

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2012

    A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Unforced Errors
    7.0/1089 votes
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    #8 - Unforced Errors

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2009

    208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Come On Get Deathy
    7.0/1035 votes
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    #9 - Come On Get Deathy

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 1/20/2010

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dead to Rights
    7.0/1032 votes
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    #10 - Dead to Rights

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 2/17/2010

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dead on Dead
    7.0/1035 votes
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    #11 - Dead on Dead

    Season 2 Episode 12 - Aired 2/24/2010

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Gratefully Dead
    6.9/1035 votes
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    #12 - Gratefully Dead

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • A New App Called Death
    6.9/1040 votes
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    #13 - A New App Called Death

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 4/2/2012

    A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Death Certificates
    6.9/1039 votes
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    #14 - Death Certificates

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2012

    A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
    6.9/1030 votes
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    #15 - It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 7/15/2012

    Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Death Over Easy
    6.8/1062 votes
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    #16 - Death Over Easy

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2009

    293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Up With Death
    6.8/1039 votes
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    #17 - Up With Death

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Putting a Happy Face on Death
    6.8/1041 votes
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    #18 - Putting a Happy Face on Death

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2009

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
    6.7/1054 votes
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    #19 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2009

    A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Death: A User's Manual
    6.6/1046 votes
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    #20 - Death: A User's Manual

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2009

    An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cure for the Common Death
    6.5/1046 votes
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    #21 - Cure for the Common Death

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/22/2009

    The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
    6.5/1045 votes
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    #22 - I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/5/2009

    A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Death On Arrival
    6.5/1053 votes
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    #23 - Death On Arrival

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bringing in the Dead
    6.5/1032 votes
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    #24 - Bringing in the Dead

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 1/6/2010

    A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Dead and Deader
    6.4/1053 votes
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    #25 - Dead and Deader

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2009

    A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A