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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 1 - Unforced Errors
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    #1 - Unforced Errors

    S1:E1

    208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

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  2. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 2 - Death Over Easy
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    #2 - Death Over Easy

    S1:E2

    293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

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  3. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 3 - Dead and Deader
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    #3 - Dead and Deader

    S1:E3

    A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

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  4. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 4 - Death Gets Busy
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    #4 - Death Gets Busy

    S1:E4

    A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

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  5. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 5 - The Lighter Side of Death
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    #5 - The Lighter Side of Death

    S1:E5

    A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

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  6. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 6 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
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    #6 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

    S1:E6

    A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

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  7. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 7 - Death Be Not Stupid
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    #7 - Death Be Not Stupid

    S1:E7

    A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

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  8. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 8 - Cure for the Common Death
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    #8 - Cure for the Common Death

    S1:E8

    The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

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  9. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 9 - Death: A User's Manual
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    #9 - Death: A User's Manual

    S1:E9

    An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

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  10. 1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Episode 10 - I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
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    #10 - I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

    S1:E10

    A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

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  11. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 1 - Death On Arrival
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    #11 - Death On Arrival

    S2:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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  12. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 2 - Death Bites!
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    #12 - Death Bites!

    S2:E2

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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  13. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 3 - Up With Death
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    #13 - Up With Death

    S2:E3

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

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  14. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 4 - Putting a Happy Face on Death
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    #14 - Putting a Happy Face on Death

    S2:E4

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

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  15. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 5 - Bringing in the Dead
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    #15 - Bringing in the Dead

    S2:E5

    A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.

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  16. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 6 - Gratefully Dead
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    #16 - Gratefully Dead

    S2:E6

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

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  17. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 7 - Come On Get Deathy
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    #17 - Come On Get Deathy

    S2:E7

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

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  18. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 8 - Death Watch
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    #18 - Death Watch

    S2:E8

    A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

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  19. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 9 - Waking Up Dead
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    #19 - Waking Up Dead

    S2:E9

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

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  20. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 10 - You're dead! LOL!
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    #20 - You're dead! LOL!

    S2:E10

    Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

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  21. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 11 - Dead to Rights
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    #21 - Dead to Rights

    S2:E11

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

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  22. 1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episode 12 - Dead on Dead
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    #22 - Dead on Dead

    S2:E12

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 1 - Death on a Stick
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    #23 - Death on a Stick

    S3:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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  24. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 2 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death
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    #24 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death

    S3:E2

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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  25. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 3 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
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    #25 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

    S3:E3

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Unforced Errors" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/8/2009. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Death Over Easy".