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The Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die Season 3

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die Season 3!

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The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 1 - Death on a Stick
    7.0/10(56 votes)

    #1 - Death on a Stick

    S3:E1

    A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 2 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death
    6.7/10(38 votes)

    #2 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death

    S3:E2

    Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 3 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
    6.7/10(36 votes)

    #3 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

    S3:E3

    A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 4 - Dead Wrongs
    6.7/10(43 votes)

    #4 - Dead Wrongs

    S3:E4

    Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 5 - Fatal Distractions
    6.6/10(38 votes)

    #5 - Fatal Distractions

    S3:E5

    A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 6 - The End Is Weird
    6.8/10(37 votes)

    #6 - The End Is Weird

    S3:E6

    A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 7 - Hurry Up and Die
    7.6/10(44 votes)

    #7 - Hurry Up and Die

    S3:E7

    An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 8 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
    7.0/10(34 votes)

    #8 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

    S3:E8

    A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 9 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death
    6.9/10(38 votes)

    #9 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

    S3:E9

    A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 10 - Deep Fried Death
    6.7/10(32 votes)

    #10 - Deep Fried Death

    S3:E10

    Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 11 - Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
    6.2/10(32 votes)

    #11 - Cure for the Common Death Pt. II

    S3:E11

    A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 12 - Sudden Death
    7.0/10(35 votes)

    #12 - Sudden Death

    S3:E12

    A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 13 - Dying to Tell the Story
    6.7/10(42 votes)

    #13 - Dying to Tell the Story

    S3:E13

    A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 14 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
    6.6/10(39 votes)

    #14 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

    S3:E14

    The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 15 - The One About Dumb People Dying!
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

    S3:E15

    A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 16 - Getting a Rise from the Dead
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Getting a Rise from the Dead

    S3:E16

    A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 17 - Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Ready or Not, Here Comes Death

    S3:E17

    A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 18 - Grave Errors
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Grave Errors

    S3:E18

    A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 19 - Killing Them Softly
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Killing Them Softly

    S3:E19

    A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 20 - Better Them Than Us
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Better Them Than Us

    S3:E20

    A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 21 - Dead Before They Know It
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Dead Before They Know It

    S3:E21

    A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 22 - Stupid Is as Death Does
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - Stupid Is as Death Does

    S3:E22

    A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 23 - Mister Death
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Mister Death

    S3:E23

    A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 24 - Death, The New Black
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Death, The New Black

    S3:E24

    A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. 1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episode 25 - Death Be a Lady Tonight
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Death Be a Lady Tonight

    S3:E25

    An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"Death on a Stick" is the best rated episode of "1000 Ways to Die" season 3. It scored 7/10 based on 56 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/3/2010. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Putting a Smiley Face on Death".