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The Worst Episodes of Clerks

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The continuing adventures of store clerks Dante and Randal, who try to make the best of their menial labor, with no help from Jay and Silent Bob.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Clerks Season 1 Episode 1 - A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.
    7.0/10(284 votes)

    #1 - A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers.

    S1:E1

    Jay sues the Quick Stop--and Dante--after slipping on Randal's spilled soda.

    Director:Steve Loter
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Clerks Season 1 Episode 3 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make
    7.6/10(261 votes)

    #2 - Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make

    S1:E3

    Leonardo Leonardo opens a shop across from the Quick Stop, putting the business in danger.

    Director:Chris Bailey
    Writers:Kevin Smith, David Mandel

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  3. Clerks Season 1 Episode 6 - The Last Episode Ever!
    7.6/10(239 votes)

    #3 - The Last Episode Ever!

    S1:E6

    The guys' day slacking off at the Quick Stop is derailed by a spoof of "The Matrix," a carnival riot and a trip through the minds of their illustrators.

    Director:Steve Loter
    Writers:Kevin Smith, David Mandel

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  4. Clerks Season 1 Episode 2 - The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
    7.7/10(276 votes)

    #4 - The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

    S1:E2

    The guys take a clip-filled trip down memory lane after getting locked in the Quick Stop's freezer.

    Director:Nick Filippi
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Clerks Season 1 Episode 5 - Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion
    7.7/10(250 votes)

    #5 - Dante & Randal & Jay & Silent Bob & a Bunch of New Characters & Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies Including, but Not Exclusive To, the Bad News Bears, the Last Starfighter, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Plus a High School Reunion

    S1:E5

    Dante becomes a coach for Leonardo's little-league team.

    Director:Nick Filippi
    Writer:Brian Kelley

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  6. Clerks Season 1 Episode 4 - Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store
    8.0/10(270 votes)

    #6 - Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal’s Imagination and Patrick Swayze either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store

    S1:E4

    The government descends on the Quick Stop after Leonardo is suspected of contracting a deadly virus from a monkey at a nearby pet store.

    Director:Chris Bailey
    Writers:Kevin Smith, David Kendall

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers." is the worst rated episode of "Clerks". It scored 7/10 based on 284 votes. Directed by Steve Loter and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/31/2000. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make".