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The Best Episodes of Ugly Americans

Every episode of Ugly Americans ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Ugly Americans!

The Best Episodes of Ugly Americans

Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat...
  1. 8.2/10(80 votes)

    #1 - Fools for Love

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    S2:E17

    Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.

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  2. 8.0/10(3 votes)

    #2 - Pilot

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    S1:E1

    A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

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  3. 7.9/10(97 votes)

    #3 - Callie and Her Sister

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    Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.

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  4. 7.9/10(71 votes)

    #4 - The Dork Knight

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    S2:E16

    A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.

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  5. 7.8/10(103 votes)

    #5 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer

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    Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

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  6. 7.8/10(66 votes)

    #6 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

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    S2:E13

    Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

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  8. 7.7/10(74 votes)

    #7 - Mark Loves Dick

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    S2:E14

    Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

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  9. 7.6/10(81 votes)

    #8 - Ride Me to Hell

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    When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

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  10. 7.6/10(72 votes)

    #9 - The Ring of Powers

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    S2:E5

    Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

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  11. 7.6/10(75 votes)

    #10 - Attack of Mark's Clone

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    S2:E6

    Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

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  12. 7.6/10(72 votes)

    #11 - Mummy Dearest

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    S2:E10

    Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

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  13. 7.5/10(65 votes)

    #12 - Lilly and the Beast

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    S2:E9

    Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

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  14. 7.5/10(70 votes)

    #13 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

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    S2:E11

    A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

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  15. 7.4/10(80 votes)

    #14 - G. I. Twayne

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    After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

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  16. 7.4/10(67 votes)

    #15 - Any Given Workday

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    S2:E12

    Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

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  17. 7.3/10(67 votes)

    #16 - Wail Street

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    S2:E7

    Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

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  18. 7.3/10(64 votes)

    #17 - The Stalking Dead

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    S2:E15

    Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

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  19. 7.2/10(67 votes)

    #18 - Little Ship of Horrors

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    S2:E8

    Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

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  20. 7.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - An American Werewolf in America

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    Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

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    #20 - Demon Baby

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    S1:E3

    Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

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    #21 - Blob Gets a Job

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    Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

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    #22 - Treegasm

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    S1:E5

    Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

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    #23 - So, You Want to be a Vampire

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    S1:E6

    Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

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    #24 - Kong of Queens

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    S1:E7

    An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

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    #25 - Better Off Undead

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    S1:E8

    Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Fools for Love" is the best rated episode of "Ugly Americans". It scored 8.2/10 based on 80 votes. Directed by Devin Clark, Lou Solis, Les Solis and written by David M. Stern, it aired on 4/25/2012. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Pilot".