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The Worst Episodes of 800 Words

A recently widowed father, quits his job as a popular 800 word columnist for a top selling Sydney newspaper. Over the internet he buys a...

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  1. 7.4/10(133 votes)

    #1 - Pilot

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    George is a man who once skated through life but is now stumbling. When his wife dies, George makes a rash decision to move his kids away from Sydney to the town of Weld, New Zealand.

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    Director:Pino Amenta
  2. 7.6/10(102 votes)

    #2 - Episode 2

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    George rapidly becomes the most unpopular new Aussie in town after calling Weld a "dead end town" in his column. Shay and Arlo also feel the fallout from their father's faux pas at their new school.

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  3. 7.6/10(85 votes)

    #3 - Episode 4

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    As he gets to grips with his status as the new ladies' man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld's x-rated history.

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  4. 7.8/10(81 votes)

    #4 - Episode 6

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    George throws himself into solving the mystery of Sir Frederick Weld's missing head - when he should be solving a whole other mystery, one much closer to home.

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  5. 7.8/10(62 votes)

    #5 - Episode 4

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    George gets an unlikely message from beyond the grave while Woody’s top secret divorce plan unravels. Meanwhile, Hannah has a challenge convincing Constable Tom she’d be a top cop.

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  6. 7.9/10(96 votes)

    #6 - Episode 3

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    Questions are raised over Laura's death, and the Weld rumour mill goes into overdrive. George goes on an epic manhunt through the local populous to learn the source of the scandalous gossip.

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    Director:Mike Smith
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  8. 7.9/10(76 votes)

    #7 - Episode 2

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    The whole of Weld comes out for a party at The Turners while George almost destroys his friendship with Woody over a rather large invoice and a lawn that needs mowing.

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    Director:Mike Smith
  9. 7.9/10(61 votes)

    #8 - Episode 3

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    Shay goes to the dark side after suffering from a broken heart and Katie resurrects a teaching career.

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  10. 8.0/10(82 votes)

    #9 - Episode 7

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    George speaks to Katie about Shay's relationship with Ike, and comes to a realisation about his parenting.

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  11. 8.1/10(86 votes)

    #10 - Episode 5

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    When the earth moves under George's feet, the opportunity for him to slay a demon from his past presents itself - and leads to the issuing of a very rash challenge.

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    Director:Mike Smith
  12. 8.1/10(71 votes)

    #11 - Episode 5

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    George's first date with Katie is the only news in Weld, while Constable Tom and Big Mac clash over the invasion of the freedom campers.

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  13. 8.1/10(68 votes)

    #12 - Episode 10

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    George and Fiona put the heat on their new relationship with a dinner party. However, if they're to survive as a couple, there are many dramas to overcome both in and out of the kitchen.

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  14. 8.1/10(67 votes)

    #13 - Episode 14

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    George struggles against the tide of Terry-mania sweeping Weld. The town prepares to open its first fine dining restaurant, but not everyone is invited. Shay's art adventure has a very public hanging.

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  15. 8.1/10(68 votes)

    #14 - Episode 15

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    George fears that Weld is losing its innocence. Brother Terry goes all out to prove his love for Hannah and there's a surprise visit from a very pregnant Jan.

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  16. 8.1/10(65 votes)

    #15 - Episode 5

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    Georges fears about Operation Quickie Divorce are realized when Woody discovers something that cant be hidden. Tracey eventually uncovers the truth. Shay gets more unwelcome attention from Ollie.

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  17. 8.1/10(45 votes)

    #16 - Episode 13

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    George and Woody fail to make up after Arlo's shenanigans. Ike receives unlikely help from Shay in his spiritual quest. A council restructure has Weld at risk of being swallowed up by Stafford.

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  18. 8.1/10(46 votes)

    #17 - Episode 15

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    George and Shay grow further apart. Shay gives Katie a serve after the fallout with Joe Cettino and Poppy cuts a chunk out of Lindsay.

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    Director:Mike Smith
    Writer:Pip Hall
  19. 8.2/10(78 votes)

    #18 - Episode 8

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    George tries to convince Shay to stay in Weld. The Women of Weld question the motive behind Jan's arrival. Katie organises a camp-in to protest against the proposed development.

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    Director:Pino Amenta
  20. 8.2/10(76 votes)

    #19 - Episode 3

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    George lands a scoop on the first day of his new job at the newspaper, but why is he under orders not to write about an eight year old mystery that's gripping Weld?

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  21. 8.2/10(71 votes)

    #20 - Episode 9

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    George and Fiona's dalliance is headline news in Weld, while Robbie goes on the offensive to save Fiona, all culminating with a rumble in the main street.

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  22. 8.2/10(68 votes)

    #21 - Episode 13

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    Jan's pregnancy sparks a crisis between George and Fiona. Katie unwillingly gets Shay involved in an art scam. Arlo struggles with a long distance relationship.

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  23. 8.2/10(65 votes)

    #22 - Episode 7

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    George enjoys having the house to himself and declares war on punctuation.

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  24. 8.2/10(51 votes)

    #23 - Episode 11

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    George and Katie test their new relationship with a winter camp. Arlo and Poppy grow closer while Shay struggles with Ike moving on and Big Mac has a grand tourist plan for Weld.

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  25. 8.2/10(49 votes)

    #24 - Episode 12

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    Arlo two-times Lindsay and Poppy and suffers the fallout. George struggles in the parenting department and worries he's causing Billy's stress problem. Shay gets an unlikely visitor.

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  26. 8.2/10(53 votes)

    #25 - Episode 14

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    The Turner family are forced to revisit their tragic past when a stranger walks into town. Poppy's outback justice upsets some of the Weld locals and the republican presidential race hots up.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "800 Words". It scored 7.4/10 based on 133 votes. Directed by Pino Amenta and written by James Griffin, it aired on 9/15/2015. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 2".