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The Worst Episodes of 800 Words

Every episode of 800 Words ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of 800 Words!

A recently widowed father, quits his job as a popular 800 word columnist for a top selling Sydney newspaper. Over the internet he buys a...
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the worst rated episode of "800 Words". It scored 7.4/10 based on 124 votes. Directed by Pino Amenta and written by James Griffin, it aired on 9/15/2015. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 2".

  • Pilot
    7.4/10124 votes
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    #1 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2015

    George is a man who once skated through life but is now stumbling. When his wife dies, George makes a rash decision to move his kids away from Sydney to the town of Weld, New Zealand.

    Director: Pino Amenta

    Writer: James Griffin

  • Episode 2
    7.6/1094 votes
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    #2 - Episode 2

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/2015

    George rapidly becomes the most unpopular new Aussie in town after calling Weld a "dead end town" in his column. Shay and Arlo also feel the fallout from their father's faux pas at their new school.

    Director: Pino Amenta

    Writer: James Griffin, Maxine Fleming

  • Episode 4
    7.6/1079 votes
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    #3 - Episode 4

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2015

    As he gets to grips with his status as the new ladies' man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld's x-rated history.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: James Griffin, Maxine Fleming

  • Episode 6
    7.7/1076 votes
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    #4 - Episode 6

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/20/2015

    George throws himself into solving the mystery of Sir Frederick Weld's missing head - when he should be solving a whole other mystery, one much closer to home.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: James Griffin, Natalie Medlock

  • Episode 4
    7.7/1060 votes
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    #5 - Episode 4

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 10/3/2017

    George gets an unlikely message from beyond the grave while Woody’s top secret divorce plan unravels. Meanwhile, Hannah has a challenge convincing Constable Tom she’d be a top cop.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: Sarah-Kate Lynch, James Griffin

  • Episode 3
    7.8/1059 votes
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    #6 - Episode 3

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 9/26/2017

    Shay goes to the dark side after suffering from a broken heart and Katie resurrects a teaching career.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: James Griffin

  • Episode 3
    7.9/1090 votes
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    #7 - Episode 3

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/29/2015

    Questions are raised over Laura's death, and the Weld rumour mill goes into overdrive. George goes on an epic manhunt through the local populous to learn the source of the scandalous gossip.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: James Griffin

  • Episode 2
    7.9/1073 votes
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    #8 - Episode 2

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/30/2016

    The whole of Weld comes out for a party at The Turners while George almost destroys his friendship with Woody over a rather large invoice and a lawn that needs mowing.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: Timothy Balme

  • Episode 7
    8.0/1077 votes
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    #9 - Episode 7

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/2015

    George speaks to Katie about Shay's relationship with Ike, and comes to a realisation about his parenting.

    Director: Pino Amenta

    Writer: Maxine Fleming, James Griffin

  • Episode 5
    8.0/1068 votes
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    #10 - Episode 5

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 9/20/2016

    George's first date with Katie is the only news in Weld, while Constable Tom and Big Mac clash over the invasion of the freedom campers.

    Director: Murray Keane

    Writer: Sarah-Kate Lynch, James Griffin

  • Episode 14
    8.0/1065 votes
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    #11 - Episode 14

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 3/7/2017

    George struggles against the tide of Terry-mania sweeping Weld. The town prepares to open its first fine dining restaurant, but not everyone is invited. Shay's art adventure has a very public hanging.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: Sarah-Kate Lynch

  • Episode 5
    8.1/1081 votes
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    #12 - Episode 5

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2015

    When the earth moves under George's feet, the opportunity for him to slay a demon from his past presents itself - and leads to the issuing of a very rash challenge.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: Timothy Balme

  • Episode 9
    8.1/1068 votes
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    #13 - Episode 9

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 1/31/2017

    George and Fiona's dalliance is headline news in Weld, while Robbie goes on the offensive to save Fiona, all culminating with a rumble in the main street.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: Kate McDermott

  • Episode 10
    8.1/1065 votes
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    #14 - Episode 10

    Season 2 Episode 10 - Aired 2/7/2017

    George and Fiona put the heat on their new relationship with a dinner party. However, if they're to survive as a couple, there are many dramas to overcome both in and out of the kitchen.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: Michael Beran, James Griffin

  • Episode 15
    8.1/1066 votes
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    #15 - Episode 15

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 3/14/2017

    George fears that Weld is losing its innocence. Brother Terry goes all out to prove his love for Hannah and there's a surprise visit from a very pregnant Jan.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: Michael Beran, James Griffin

  • Episode 5
    8.1/1062 votes
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    #16 - Episode 5

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 10/10/2017

    Georges fears about Operation Quickie Divorce are realized when Woody discovers something that cant be hidden. Tracey eventually uncovers the truth. Shay gets more unwelcome attention from Ollie.

    Director: Caroline Bell-Booth

    Writer: Timothy Balme

  • Episode 13
    8.1/1042 votes
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    #17 - Episode 13

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 9/11/2018

    George and Woody fail to make up after Arlo's shenanigans. Ike receives unlikely help from Shay in his spiritual quest. A council restructure has Weld at risk of being swallowed up by Stafford.

    Director: Caroline Bell-Booth

    Writer: Michael Beran, Kate McDermott

  • Episode 14
    8.1/1050 votes
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    #18 - Episode 14

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 9/18/2018

    The Turner family are forced to revisit their tragic past when a stranger walks into town. Poppy's outback justice upsets some of the Weld locals and the republican presidential race hots up.

    Director: Caroline Bell-Booth

    Writer: Sarah-Kate Lynch

  • Episode 15
    8.1/1043 votes
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    #19 - Episode 15

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Aired 9/25/2018

    George and Shay grow further apart. Shay gives Katie a serve after the fallout with Joe Cettino and Poppy cuts a chunk out of Lindsay.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: Pip Hall

  • Episode 8
    8.2/1074 votes
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    #20 - Episode 8

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/3/2015

    George tries to convince Shay to stay in Weld. The Women of Weld question the motive behind Jan's arrival. Katie organises a camp-in to protest against the proposed development.

    Director: Pino Amenta

    Writer: James Griffin

  • Episode 3
    8.2/1073 votes
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    #21 - Episode 3

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/6/2016

    George lands a scoop on the first day of his new job at the newspaper, but why is he under orders not to write about an eight year old mystery that's gripping Weld?

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: Maxine Fleming

  • Episode 11
    8.2/1066 votes
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    #22 - Episode 11

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 2/14/2017

    George sees red when Arlo secretly switches school subjects. Fiona struggles in her new parenting role. And Woody's comes up with a novel way to relieve Principal Tracey's stress.

    Director: Caroline Bell-Booth

    Writer: Sarah-Kate Lynch, Kate McDermott

  • Episode 13
    8.2/1066 votes
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    #23 - Episode 13

    Season 2 Episode 13 - Aired 2/28/2017

    Jan's pregnancy sparks a crisis between George and Fiona. Katie unwillingly gets Shay involved in an art scam. Arlo struggles with a long distance relationship.

    Director: Michael Hurst

    Writer: James Griffin

  • Episode 2
    8.2/1059 votes
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    #24 - Episode 2

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/19/2017

    It's D-day for George and the two other prospective fathers. Shay struggles with the fallout from the sea rescue and there's a major surprise at Woody and Tracey's engagement party.

    Director: Mike Smith

    Writer: Kate McDermott

  • Episode 7
    8.2/1062 votes
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    #25 - Episode 7

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/24/2017

    George enjoys having the house to himself and declares war on punctuation.

    Director: Helena Brooks

    Writer: James Griffin