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The Best Episodes of Suburgatory

Every episode of Suburgatory ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Suburgatory!

Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC
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Best Episodes Summary

"Black Thai" is the best rated episode of "Suburgatory". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/9/2013. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "I'm Just Not That Into Me".

  • Black Thai
    10.0/10(1)
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    #1 - Black Thai

    Season 2 Episode 8

    Aired 1/9/2013

    When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • I'm Just Not That Into Me
    10.0/10(1)
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    #2 - I'm Just Not That Into Me

    Season 3 Episode 7

    Aired 3/12/2014

    When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.

    Director: Claire Scanlon

    Writer: Andrew Guest

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  • Junior Secretary's Day
    9.0/10(1)
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    #3 - Junior Secretary's Day

    Season 2 Episode 9

    Aired 1/16/2013

    George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Brown Trembler
    9.0/10(1)
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    #4 - Brown Trembler

    Season 2 Episode 18

    Aired 3/27/2013

    After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Krampus
    8.0/10(1)
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    #5 - Krampus

    Season 2 Episode 7

    Aired 12/5/2012

    George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Leaving Chatswin
    8.0/10(1)
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    #6 - Leaving Chatswin

    Season 2 Episode 15

    Aired 2/27/2013

    George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • How to Be a Baby
    8.0/10(1)
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    #7 - How to Be a Baby

    Season 2 Episode 16

    Aired 3/6/2013

    Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Eat, Pray, Eat
    8.0/10(1)
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    #8 - Eat, Pray, Eat

    Season 2 Episode 17

    Aired 3/20/2013

    When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Catch and Release
    8.0/10(1)
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    #9 - Catch and Release

    Season 3 Episode 8

    Aired 3/26/2014

    When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn’t sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa’s proposal doesn’t go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Pilot
    7.5/10(8)
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    #10 - Pilot

    Season 1 Episode 1

    Aired 9/28/2011

    Tessa and her father experience culture shock when they move out of New York and into a house in the suburbs.

    Director: Michael Fresco

    Writer: N/A

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  • Halloween
    7.3/10(6)
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    #11 - Halloween

    Season 1 Episode 5

    Aired 10/26/2011

    Tessa channels her inner "suburban girl" for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she reminds them of a recently "departed" resident of Chatswin. And George is determined to prove to Halloween-hater Dallas that being scared can be fun, but gets a scare of his own when Steven Royce (guest star Jay Mohr), Dallas' husband, finally comes home from one of his many business trips.

    Director: Adam Davidson

    Writer: Andrew Guest

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  • Out in the Burbs
    7.3/10(6)
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    #12 - Out in the Burbs

    Season 1 Episode 11

    Aired 1/11/2012

    When Tessa is asked to show new guy Josh Sherman around school, she becomes convinced that he's gay, when in fact he's an undercover narcotics officer. Lisa becomes deeply infatuated with Josh, and Tessa inadvertly convinces Mr. Wolfe to make special announcement to the student body. Meanwhile George re-evaluates his relationship with Dallas.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Bob Kushell

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  • Sweet Sixteen
    7.2/10(6)
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    #13 - Sweet Sixteen

    Season 1 Episode 7

    Aired 11/16/2011

    When Tessa tells Dallas that she wants a simple get together for her sixteenth birthday, Dallas convinces her to let Dalia plan the ultimate birthday extravaganza at the country club, complete with a live performance by her favorite band, specialty drinks and go-go cages. Meanwhile George throws his back out and Sheila Shay takes it upon herself to care for him, even though George is terrified of her.

    Director: Adam Davidson

    Writer: N/A

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  • Thanksgiving
    7.0/10(6)
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    #14 - Thanksgiving

    Season 1 Episode 8

    Aired 11/23/2011

    Depressed that she has to spend Thanksgiving in the suburbs, Tessa convinces Dallas to take her to the city for a girls' day out. During their fun day, they run across George making out with a woman while he was supposed to be "working." Angry with George for lying to her, Tessa confronts him during the Royces' Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile Lisa refuses to wear a special dress Sheila picked out for her, so Sheila decides to literally turn up the heat.

    Director: Alex Hardcastle

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Nutcracker
    7.0/10(7)
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    #15 - The Nutcracker

    Season 1 Episode 9

    Aired 12/7/2011

    When Tessa overhears George break up with his girlfriend, Zoe, on Skype, she blames herself for his failed relationship and decides that she's going to get them back together. Unbeknownst to her, though, George is really enamored with Tessa's cute art teacher, Aimee. He admits to Mr. Wolfe that he's over dating crazy city women, and that he's looking for love in the burbs. George decides to embrace the holiday spirit with a tree trimming party complete with ex-girlfriend, potential new girlfriend and the Royces, and he soon finds himself under the mistletoe with a special someone.

    Director: Randall Zisk

    Writer: N/A

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  • Driving Miss Dalia
    7.0/10(5)
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    #16 - Driving Miss Dalia

    Season 1 Episode 10

    Aired 1/4/2012

    When Tessa gets her driver's license, Dalia hires her to drive her around to stalk her crush, Scott Strauss. As a result Tessa realizes that she and Scott might have feelings for each other. Meanwhile George and Noah's relationship is put to the test when George decides he wants to join the local country club.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Casino Trip
    7.0/10(7)
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    #17 - The Casino Trip

    Season 1 Episode 12

    Aired 1/18/2012

    When George wins an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City, he enlists Noah, Fred, Tom and Alex, and it turns into a getaway with the guys. During their trip they run into Steven Royce (who is supposed to be in Singapore), and they help Fred cope with his gambling problem. Meanwhile Tessa tries to get some alone time with Scott Strauss.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: Andrew Guest

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  • Sex and the Suburbs
    7.0/10(6)
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    #18 - Sex and the Suburbs

    Season 1 Episode 13

    Aired 2/8/2012

    Tessa enjoys rubbing it in Dalia's face that Scott Strause chose her over Dalia. However the closer Tessa gets to Scott, the more nervous George becomes. When George discovers a box of XXL condoms that Lisa has given Tessa, he becomes obsessed and starts planning game night with her friends in hopes of keeping her at home more. Meanwhile Tessa soon discovers that the more time she spends with Scott, the less attracted to him she is.

    Director: Julie Anne Robinson

    Writer: Adam Barr

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  • The Great Compromise
    7.0/10(6)
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    #19 - The Great Compromise

    Season 1 Episode 21

    Aired 5/9/2012

    While Tessa tries to adjust to living with Eden, George takes issue with Eden's parenting; Lisa and Malik consider which camp they should attend.

    Director: Randall Zisk

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Motherload
    7.0/10(7)
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    #20 - The Motherload

    Season 1 Episode 22

    Aired 5/16/2012

    Tessa feels a void as Chatswin celebrates mothers; Dalia goes to Israel without Dallas; Eden reacts to a baby shower's theme.

    Director: Ken Whittingham

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Witch of East Chatswin
    7.0/10(1)
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    #21 - The Witch of East Chatswin

    Season 2 Episode 2

    Aired 10/24/2012

    When Tessa convinces Delia and her friends to think up feminist-inspired Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of the Chatswin witch; Noah and George dress as each other; George misunderstands when Dallas asks him out.

    Director: Alex Hardcastle

    Writer: N/A

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  • Ryan's Song
    7.0/10(1)
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    #22 - Ryan's Song

    Season 2 Episode 3

    Aired 10/31/2012

    Lisa agrees to help him with Tessa; Dallas invites her life coach along on her first date with George; Tessa baby-sits with Opus.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • Foam Finger
    7.0/10(1)
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    #23 - Foam Finger

    Season 2 Episode 4

    Aired 11/7/2012

    When Dalia abandons her friends Kimantha, Kenzie and Kaitlyn to hang out with her father's fiancee, her former pals turn to Lisa and Tessa; George and Dallas take their relationship to the next level.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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  • The Wishbone
    7.0/10(1)
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    #24 - The Wishbone

    Season 2 Episode 5

    Aired 11/14/2012

    Tessa decides to spend Thanksgiving in the city with her mom and grandmother; George hosts Thanksgiving dinner for Dallas.

    Director: Uta Briesewitz

    Writer: N/A

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  • Decemberfold
    7.0/10(1)
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    #25 - Decemberfold

    Season 2 Episode 19

    Aired 4/3/2013

    George's newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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