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The Best Episodes of Suburgatory

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The Best Episodes of Suburgatory

Single father George Altman is doing his best to raise his sixteen-year-old daughter Tessa in the big city. When he discovers a box of condoms...

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  1. Background image for Black Thai
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Black Thai

    S2:E8

    When Dalia receives a new car after PSAT results are released, Tessa becomes obsessed with finding out Dalia's score; Jill and Noah ask Mr. Wolfe to tutor their baby.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for I'm Just Not That Into Me
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - I'm Just Not That Into Me

    S3:E7

    When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.

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    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Junior Secretary's Day

    S2:E9

    George has to manage Tessa's recovery after her wisdom teeth are removed and deal with Fred Shay, who has moved into their basement after a career setback; Dallas is insecure about her relationship with George.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Brown Trembler
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Brown Trembler

    S2:E18

    After Noah's divorce, George offers him and Opus a place to stay until they get back on their feet; Dallas realizes that Dalia is a hoarder; Fred asks Tessa to help him land his dream job.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Krampus
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Krampus

    S2:E7

    George assumes that Tessa will be thrilled to go on an excursion with her mother in New York, but Tessa finds herself missing Chatswin and her father; the Shay family is thrown into turmoil when Ryan finds out he was adopted.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Leaving Chatswin
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Leaving Chatswin

    S2:E15

    George is deeply affected when Marty passes away; after learning that Ryan has been dishonest, Tessa considers the future of their relationship and her plans for college.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for How to Be a Baby
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - How to Be a Baby

    S2:E16

    Dalia tries to help Mr. Wolfe recover from his breakup with chef Alan; George and Dallas are caught in the crossfire when Noah becomes convinced that Carmen is the love of his life.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Eat, Pray, Eat
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Eat, Pray, Eat

    S2:E17

    When Dallas fears she will never compare to Alex, George's ex, she seeks solace in Jill Werner -- and carbs; Tessa thinks she has lost her youthful vigor; Noah uncovers a secret about his psychiatrist.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Catch and Release
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Catch and Release

    S3:E8

    When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn’t sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa’s proposal doesn’t go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    7.5/10(235 votes)

    #10 - Thanksgiving

    S1:E8

    Depressed that she has to spend Thanksgiving in the suburbs, Tessa convinces Dallas to take her to the city for a girls' day out. During their fun day, they run across George making out with a woman while he was supposed to be "working." Angry with George for lying to her, Tessa confronts him during the Royces' Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile Lisa refuses to wear a special dress Sheila picked out for her, so Sheila decides to literally turn up the heat.

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    Writer:Unknown
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    7.3/10(368 votes)

    #11 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Tessa and her father experience culture shock when they move out of New York and into a house in the suburbs.

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    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for The Nutcracker
    7.3/10(225 votes)

    #12 - The Nutcracker

    S1:E9

    When Tessa overhears George break up with his girlfriend, Zoe, on Skype, she blames herself for his failed relationship and decides that she's going to get them back together. Unbeknownst to her, though, George is really enamored with Tessa's cute art teacher, Aimee. He admits to Mr. Wolfe that he's over dating crazy city women, and that he's looking for love in the burbs. George decides to embrace the holiday spirit with a tree trimming party complete with ex-girlfriend, potential new girlfriend and the Royces, and he soon finds himself under the mistletoe with a special someone.

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    Director:Randall Zisk
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for Driving Miss Dalia
    7.3/10(238 votes)

    #13 - Driving Miss Dalia

    S1:E10

    When Tessa gets her driver's license, Dalia hires her to drive her around to stalk her crush, Scott Strauss. As a result Tessa realizes that she and Scott might have feelings for each other. Meanwhile George and Noah's relationship is put to the test when George decides he wants to join the local country club.

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    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Out in the Burbs
    7.3/10(220 votes)

    #14 - Out in the Burbs

    S1:E11

    When Tessa is asked to show new guy Josh Sherman around school, she becomes convinced that he's gay, when in fact he's an undercover narcotics officer. Lisa becomes deeply infatuated with Josh, and Tessa inadvertly convinces Mr. Wolfe to make special announcement to the student body. Meanwhile George re-evaluates his relationship with Dallas.

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    Director:Unknown
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    7.2/10(301 votes)

    #15 - The Barbecue

    S1:E2

    Surprised Tessa realizes she is attracted to her jock suburban neighbor; George feels pressured to throw the perfect barbecue.

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    7.2/10(257 votes)

    #16 - Halloween

    S1:E5

    Tessa channels her inner "suburban girl" for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she reminds them of a recently "departed" resident of Chatswin. And George is determined to prove to Halloween-hater Dallas that being scared can be fun, but gets a scare of his own when Steven Royce (guest star Jay Mohr), Dallas' husband, finally comes home from one of his many business trips.

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    7.2/10(230 votes)

    #17 - Sex and the Suburbs

    S1:E13

    Tessa enjoys rubbing it in Dalia's face that Scott Strause chose her over Dalia. However the closer Tessa gets to Scott, the more nervous George becomes. When George discovers a box of XXL condoms that Lisa has given Tessa, he becomes obsessed and starts planning game night with her friends in hopes of keeping her at home more. Meanwhile Tessa soon discovers that the more time she spends with Scott, the less attracted to him she is.

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    7.2/10(214 votes)

    #18 - Fire with Fire

    S1:E15

    When Jill turns to the newly single Dallas for inspiration and support, her marriage to Noah goes on the rocks. Meanwhile Dallas begins spending a lot of time with her hot younger boyfriend, Yoni, which causes tension with George, and Dalia befriends Lisa to get back at Tessa for dating Scott Strauss -- so Tessa decides to take action and recruits Kimantha to make Dalia jealous.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    7.2/10(222 votes)

    #19 - The Motherload

    S1:E22

    Tessa feels a void as Chatswin celebrates mothers; Dalia goes to Israel without Dallas; Eden reacts to a baby shower's theme.

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    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for The Chatterer
    7.1/10(270 votes)

    #20 - The Chatterer

    S1:E3

    When George joins the PTA, he becomes well-liked by all the moms, which has Shelia (Ana Gasteyer) feeling threatened. Meanwhile, Tessa joins the school newspaper and with some help, turns it into a tabloid-style paper.

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    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Sweet Sixteen
    7.1/10(248 votes)

    #21 - Sweet Sixteen

    S1:E7

    When Tessa tells Dallas that she wants a simple get together for her sixteenth birthday, Dallas convinces her to let Dalia plan the ultimate birthday extravaganza at the country club, complete with a live performance by her favorite band, specialty drinks and go-go cages. Meanwhile George throws his back out and Sheila Shay takes it upon herself to care for him, even though George is terrified of her.

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    Director:Adam Davidson
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for The Casino Trip
    7.1/10(235 votes)

    #22 - The Casino Trip

    S1:E12

    When George wins an all expenses paid trip to Atlantic City, he enlists Noah, Fred, Tom and Alex, and it turns into a getaway with the guys. During their trip they run into Steven Royce (who is supposed to be in Singapore), and they help Fred cope with his gambling problem. Meanwhile Tessa tries to get some alone time with Scott Strauss.

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    7.1/10(207 votes)

    #23 - Entering Eden

    S1:E19

    George begins dating Eden (Alicia Silverstone), a woman he met at the town's farmer's market. Tessa helps Dalia find her missing dog.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for Charity Case
    7.0/10(341 votes)

    #24 - Charity Case

    S1:E6

    Irritated by all the cafeteria waste at school, Tessa motivates the student body to get involved with giving back. Unfortunately their charity of choice involves helping residents of Florida improve their complexions. When Tessa introduces a homeless transsexual to the student body as part of a lesson, they decide that Tessa is really the person in need. Meanwhile George receives a large dental bill from Noah, which puts a strain on their relationship.

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    Writer:Adam Barr
  26. Background image for Independence Day
    7.0/10(213 votes)

    #25 - Independence Day

    S1:E17

    When George picks Tessa up late from school she decides to get a job working for Dallas in order to buy her own wheels. Meanwhile Dallas invites her sorority sisters to stay with her in order to celebrate the opening of her store, A Crystal Cup of Crystals; however her rival sorority sister, Tulsa, decides to crash the party.

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    Writer:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Black Thai" is the best rated episode of "Suburgatory". It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/9/2013. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "I'm Just Not That Into Me".