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The Best Episodes of Abolish Everything!

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On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed “The Political Establishment” argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 1 - Welcome to Our Radical Movement
    7.4/10(8 votes)

    #1 - Welcome to Our Radical Movement

    S1:E1

    Alise Morales, Liz Hynes, Ben Doyle, and Ike Ufomadu set forth to abolish the more intolerable aspects of phones, door-holding, animals, and greetings. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Ben Marshall, Meredith Dietz, and Andy Vega.

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  2. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 2 - Abolish Agreeing to Disagree
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    #2 - Abolish Agreeing to Disagree

    S1:E2

    Annie Rauwerda, Kyle Gordon, Rima Parikh, and Adam Chase aim to remove certain annoying sounds, flexibility, a lack of birthday greetings, and a doctor with a drill from our daily lives. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Josh Nasser, Jamie Linn Watson, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

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  3. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 3 - Abolish Cybertrucks
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    #3 - Abolish Cybertrucks

    S1:E3

    Amy Muller, Randall Otis, Michelle Chan Bennett, and Dan Toomey abolish singing the national anthem at sporting events, Cybertrucks, the name Jazz, and porn…that’s bad for you. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Ibhan Kulkarni, Josh Nasser, and Andy Vega.

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  4. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 4 - Abolish Airplanes
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    #4 - Abolish Airplanes

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    Josh Gondelman, Ena Da, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Augusta Chapman abolish confidence, planes, Liquid Death, and “Getting Involved in Some Hoopla.” Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Charlie Bardey, Nicole Conlan, and Andy Vega.

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  5. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 5 - Abolish the English Language
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    #5 - Abolish the English Language

    S1:E5

    Lukas Arnold, Maggie Mae Fish, Vannessa Jackson, and Jonathan van Halem abolish the English language, slow walkers, TikTok couples, being asked to turn off the big light. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Alex Song-Xia, Josh Nasser, and Andy Vega.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 6 - Abolish Hot Doctors
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    #6 - Abolish Hot Doctors

    S1:E6

    Sila Puhl, Dorian Debose, Matt Krol, and Maeve Dunigan abolish hot medical professionals, sunscreen, lecterns, and mascots that are people. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Alex Song-Xia, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 7 - Abolish Meryl Streep
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    #7 - Abolish Meryl Streep

    S1:E7

    Kenice Mobley, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Henry Block, and Ryan Ciecwisz abolish twins having strokes, reaction creators, Meryl Streep and Uber drivers slamming Ryan’s penis in car doors because he won’t stop playing harmonica. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Josh Sharp, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 8 - Abolish Grad School Graduation
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    #8 - Abolish Grad School Graduation

    S1:E8

    Michael Kandel, Carson Olshansky, Graham Techler, and Charu Sinha abolish sports betting, guys who aren’t looking for anything serious kissing Carson on the forehead, telling Graham he can’t have extremely inexpensive back-to-school supplies from Staples, and corporeal forms. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Brielle DeMirjian, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. Abolish Everything! Season 1 Episode 9 - World Championship
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    #9 - World Championship

    S1:E9

    In this double-length season finale, eight of our most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing—and be crowned this season’s Abolish Everyking (Gender Neutral). Augusta Chapman, Vannessa Jackson, Amy Muller, Ikechukwu Ufomadu, Henry Block, Annie Rauwerda, Charu Sinha, and Maeve Dunigan abolish being too cool, the young adult section in bookshops, just taking a little piece of cake, the moon, songs with instructions, acronyms and initialisms, cars, and winging it. Rebutting one last time this season as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Josh Nasser, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Welcome to Our Radical Movement" is the best rated episode of "Abolish Everything!". It scored 7.4/10 based on 8 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/23/2025. This episode scored 7.4 points higher than the second highest rated, "Abolish Agreeing to Disagree".