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The Best Episodes of Abolish Everything! Season 2

Every episode of Abolish Everything! Season 2 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Abolish Everything! Season 2!

On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed “The Political Establishment” argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 1 - Abolish Leaving When We’re Done Hanging Out
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    #1 - Abolish Leaving When We’re Done Hanging Out

    S2:E1

    Alison Leiby, Michael Cruz Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, saying ceviche is cooked in the lime juice, evolution, and leaving when we’re done hanging out. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Ben Doyle, Lily Du, and Andy Vega.

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  2. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 2 - Abolish the Number Five
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    #2 - Abolish the Number Five

    S2:E2

    Sean McGowan, Alex Krokus, Sarah Smallwood Parsons, and Sabrina Wu abolish the number five, cover letters, the cryptozoology community, and gay guys taking pictures of other people. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Dan Toomey, Gianmarco Soresi, and Andy Vega.

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  3. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 3 - Abolish Your Friends’ Other Friends
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    #3 - Abolish Your Friends’ Other Friends

    S2:E3

    Emily Wilson, Jacklyn Uweh, Ashton Womack, and Martin Herlihy abolish being proud of reading girl books, movie trailers, white history, and mosquitoes and flies and also the way people react when you say you haven’t seen The Shawshank Redemption. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Josh Nasser, Nicole Conlan, and Andy Vega.

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  4. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 4 - Abolish Going to Antarctica
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    #4 - Abolish Going to Antarctica

    S2:E4

    Sofía Manfredi, Tej Khanna, Jason Siegel, and Rose Kelso abolish going to Antarctica, interracial breakups, sharing a name with a famous person, and weed. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Glo Tavarez, Jamie Linn Watson, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

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  5. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 5 - Abolish Redemption!
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    #5 - Abolish Redemption!

    S2:E5

    The votes are in! Fan-favorite season one competitors Alise Morales, Matthew Krol, Adam Chase, and Ben Doyle return for one more shot at victory. Topics include the Doomsday Clock, the very concept of redemption, children doing plays, and idiopathic pulmonary arterial hypertension. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Josh Nasser, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

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  6. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 6 - Abolish Catholic Shame
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    #6 - Abolish Catholic Shame

    S2:E6

    Martin Urbano, Brian McManus, Chloe Radcliffe, and Demi Adejuyigbe abolish AMC pre-movie ads, Catholic shame, inviting straight girls to gay bars, and podcasting. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Zach Schiffman, Brielle DeMirjian, Ceara O’Sullivan, and Andy Vega.

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  7. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 7 - Abolish Those Rabbits That Are So Big They’re Like the Size of Dogs
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    #7 - Abolish Those Rabbits That Are So Big They’re Like the Size of Dogs

    S2:E7

    Sam Corbin, Yedoye Travis, Patrick Willems, and Chine Ikoro abolish email signoffs, the law, those rabbits that are so big they’re like the size of dogs, and white men calling Chine a “Black Queen.” Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Josh Nasser, Meredith Deitz, Lily Du, and Andy Vega.

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  8. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 8 - Abolish iPhones
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    #8 - Abolish iPhones

    S2:E8

    Phil Jamesson, Cara Michelle Smith, Macy Gilliam, and Milly Tamarez abolish writing down ideas in your notes app in the middle of the night, going to the beach at night, texting Macy just “hi,” and iPhones.

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  9. Abolish Everything! Season 2 Episode 9 - World Championship II
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    #9 - World Championship II

    S2:E9

    It all comes down to this! In this double-length season finale, seven of season two’s most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing and chase the coveted Abolish World Champion title… and one more cartoonish sack of cash with a dollar sign on it. Abolitionists Alex Krokus, Macy Gilliam, Martin Urbano, Jason Siegel, Chine Ikoro, Ben Doyle, and Martin Herlihy tackle whistling in public, there not being a season pass to the Javits Center, the deal with airport food, fortune cookie fortunes that aren’t fortunes, unexpectedly bringing your boyfriend to the hang, Corvexa Biotech Holdings Ltd., and hangovers (and Jeffrey Epstein’s Associates) (but mostly hangovers). Rebutting one last time this season as part of The Political Establishment are Jamie Linn Watson, Josh Nasser, Brielle DeMirjian, and Andy Vega.

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Season 2 Ratings Summary

"Abolish Leaving When We’re Done Hanging Out" is the best rated episode of "Abolish Everything!" season 2. It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/29/2026. This episode is rated 0.0 points higher than the second-best, "Abolish the Number Five".