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The Best Episodes of According to Jim Season 3

Every episode of According to Jim Season 3 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of According to Jim Season 3!

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Jim is the typical all-American guy — a macho "everyman" — with a soft spot for his beautiful wife and children. Jim's boyish bravado and humorous antics keep a certain level of turmoil in their

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    According to Jim Season 3 Episode 14 - House for Sale
    7.3/10(209 votes)

    S3:E14

    The Devlins place a bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl, to their dismay.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 9 - The Imaginary Friend
    7.2/10(209 votes)

    S3:E9

    Jim creates an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple's baby shower with Cheryl.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 24 - The Toilet
    7.1/10(207 votes)

    S3:E24

    Cheryl promises to take Jim's opinions seriously when she decides to remodel the bathroom, until Jim insists it include a hideous high-tech stainless steel toilet – that talks.

    Director:Jim Belushi
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 3 - We Have a Bingo
    7.0/10(216 votes)

    S3:E3

    Jim wrestles with his conscience after he cheats at a church fundraiser bingo game.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 1 - The Errand
    6.9/10(205 votes)

    S3:E1

    When Jim finds out that Cheryl has been paying 7 dollars to have the groceries delivered to their house, he insists that he does the shopping himself in order to save that incredible amount of money. Once at the supermarket, he sees how married men are "domesticated" by their wives and decides to rebel against Cheryl by shopping everything but the items on the list. Cheryl decides to turn the table on Jim and he does the same, until they end up going to a formal party on robes and underwear with their bodies all painted with lipstick. Cheryl finally gives in and they settle on paying the delivery boy the seven dollars in order to spare the Spice Channel subscription.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 7 - Dana Dates Jim
    6.9/10(220 votes)

    S3:E7

    It's Halloween and Cheryl is trying to host "the" party so she can own Halloween in the neighborhood. Dana brings in her newest date, Hank, who carries an awful lot of similarities to Jim. While refusing to admit she's dating Jim, Dana realizes the truth when she accidentally pinches Jim's butt thinking it was Hank. The next day she and Cheryl have a fight over the whole situation, which leaves it up to Jim and Andy to fix the friendship between the two sisters.

    Directors:Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 13 - Secret Santa
    6.9/10(195 votes)

    S3:E13

    Dana admits to Cheryl that she can't afford to buy Jim a Christmas present, so Cheryl lets Dana put her name on one of the presents she bought for him. Dana innocently picks out Cheryl's big present to Jim, but when Jim is thrilled with the gift, Dana is ready to take all the credit for it.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 5 - The Lemonade Stand
    6.8/10(217 votes)

    S3:E5

    Jim and Cheryl encourage the girls to make a lemonade stand and raise money for their scooters. What was supposed to be a lesson about the value of the dollar turns into a racy competition among neighbors when Bill and his next door neighbor Driscoll set up little amusement parks in their years. Dana and Andy pitch in, while Cheryl tries to stay out of it – until she gets into a catfight with the neighbor's wife. Once the police is called in, Jim realizes he's lost the purpose of the lemonade stand and decides to give the girls the rest of the money for the scooters.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 6 - ABC's and 123's
    6.8/10(202 votes)

    S3:E6

    Trying to lighten Ruby's homework load – and therefore look like he's helping her – Jim tells Ruby's teacher that Cheryl can't read.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 11 - The Empty Gesture
    6.8/10(205 votes)

    S3:E11

    Cheryl starts to feel taken for granted as she prepares Thanksgiving dinner. She suffers the ultimate insult when she gets stuck on the roof after retrieving her tablecloth that Jim had fashioned into a ghost for Halloween, and no one notices her absence until she unhooks the satellite. To apologize, Jim tells her that he, Dana and Andy will prepare the dinner. Jim never thinks that Cheryl, being the control freak that she is, would allow that to happen, so he doesn't make dinner. Unfortunately, neither does Cheryl.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 26 - The Marriage Bank
    6.8/10(199 votes)

    S3:E26

    Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go to a couples seminar with her. Jim's plans are foiled, however, when Dr. Ted, the marriage guru, declares the whole marriage bank mentality unhealthy and Cheryl learns Jim's real motives – so that Dr. Ted must intervene.

    Director:Jim Belushi
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 27 - Everyone Gets Dumped
    6.8/10(197 votes)

    S3:E27

    Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 28 - The Swimming Pool (1)
    6.8/10(197 votes)

    S3:E28

    Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool -- until she starts sneaking over on her own.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Bob Nickman

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  14. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 4 - Getting to Know You
    6.7/10(197 votes)

    S3:E4

    Cheryl says a friend of hers got jewelry for his wife for no reason and Jim says he's probably cheating on her. After Cheryl takes it offensively that Jim won't buy her jewelry because he doesn't think he has to – after all, they are married and he isn't cheating – he goes out to shop for earrings, only to find out he knows nothing about Cheryl. After spending three days dedicating himself entirely to paying attention to Cheryl – with a bit of Andy's help – Jim finds out that Cheryl's friend was indeed cheating and they finally make up.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 8 - Scary Movie
    6.7/10(206 votes)

    S3:E8

    Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim secretly takes them to see a scary movie. (ABC)

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 12 - Rules of Engagement
    6.7/10(194 votes)

    S3:E12

    Cheryl caters to Jim's every whim to make amends for a big fight they had the night before-except Jim doesn't remember the fight at all.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 15 - Dana Dates the Reverend
    6.7/10(212 votes)

    S3:E15

    Dana and Jim both covet their reverend - she for romance, he for the pastor's prowess at bowling.

    Director:Jim Belushi
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 20 - No Crime, But Punishment
    6.7/10(202 votes)

    S3:E20

    Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 22 - Who's The Boss?
    6.7/10(196 votes)

    S3:E22

    Andy resents a wealthy client, but then decides to date her.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 25 - Trashed
    6.7/10(185 votes)

    S3:E25

    Pack rat Cheryl asks Jim to rent a storage unit to house seven years' worth of the kids' art projects, but Jim refuses to pay the fee, so he tosses everything out, thinking Cheryl won't notice – until she needs some of the projects for a special retirement party for Ruby's art teacher.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 29 - The Vast Difference (2)
    6.7/10(201 votes)

    S3:E29

    Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he's unable to admit he didn't go through with it.

    Director:Charles T. Kanganis
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 10 - Paintball
    6.6/10(207 votes)

    S3:E10

    Cheryl cajoles Jim into attending a couples cooking class, which turns into a disaster, so she lets Jim pick out the next couples activity – paintball.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 16 - The Best Man
    6.6/10(209 votes)

    S3:E16

    Cheryl forbids Jim from throwing his cop friend Danny a bachelor party with beer and strippers. She fears that Danny will show up at his own wedding with a hangover – as Jim did at their wedding. Jim and his buddies decide to take Danny for a swim in bitter-cold Lake Michigan – forcing a hospital visit for Danny. The wedding morning, Danny stays in bed, moaning and groaning, and Cheryl frets, but the doctor assures everyone there's nothing wrong with him. Jim realizes Danny just has cold feet, so he tries to convince him to go through with his wedding to Laraine, a fellow cop.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 17 - Cheryl Sings
    6.6/10(210 votes)

    S3:E17

    Cheryl tries to impress her boastful cousin Mindy by posing as the lead singer of Jim's band – even though she has a terrible voice. Jim agrees to perform at Mindy's engagement party with Cheryl playing the part in order to teach his wife a lesson about embellishment by making a fool of herself. However, when Mindy tells Jim that her fiancé, Eric, is a record producer, he must decide between telling Cheryl the truth and making a bad impression on Eric.

    Director:Mark Cendrowski
    Writer:Bob Nickman

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  25. According to Jim Season 3 Episode 21 - The Baby
    6.6/10(199 votes)

    S3:E21

    Jim's sister, Roxanne, shows up on his doorstep, pregnant, and lets Andy believe he's the father.

    Director:Philip Charles MacKenzie
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 3 Ratings Summary

"House for Sale" is the best rated episode of "According to Jim" season 3. It scored 7.3/10 based on 209 votes. Directed by Philip Charles MacKenzie and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/6/2004. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "The Imaginary Friend".