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The Best Episodes of According to Jim Season 5

Every episode of According to Jim Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of According to Jim Season 5!

According to Jim is an American sitcom television series starring Jim Belushi in the title role as a suburban father of three children. It originally...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Foul Ball" is the best rated episode of "According to Jim" season 5. It scored 6.4/10 based on 156 votes. Directed by Leonard R. Garner, Jr. and written by N/A, it aired on 9/20/2005. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "The Tale of the Tape (1)".

  • Foul Ball
    6.4/10156 votes

    #1 - Foul Ball

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2005

    The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.

    Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

    Writer: N/A

  • The Tale of the Tape (1)
    6.7/10158 votes

    #2 - The Tale of the Tape (1)

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2005

    Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend

    Director: Jim Belushi

    Writer: N/A

  • The Tale of the Tape (2)
    6.6/10155 votes

    #3 - The Tale of the Tape (2)

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/27/2005

    Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.

    Director: Jim Belushi

    Writer: N/A

  • Charity Begins at Hef's
    6.8/10154 votes

    #4 - Charity Begins at Hef's

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/4/2005

    When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • The Race
    6.9/10160 votes

    #5 - The Race

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/11/2005

    Out-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Anec-Dont's
    6.7/10148 votes

    #6 - Anec-Dont's

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/2005

    Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.

    Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

    Writer: N/A

  • The Chick Whisperer
    7.4/10176 votes

    #7 - The Chick Whisperer

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2005

    Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • James & the Annoying Peach
    6.5/10151 votes

    #8 - James & the Annoying Peach

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2005

    To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.

    Director: Gerry Cohen

    Writer: N/A

  • The Dream
    7.2/10159 votes

    #9 - The Dream

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2005

    Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.

    Director: Jim Belushi

    Writer: N/A

  • Lean On Me
    6.5/10162 votes

    #10 - Lean On Me

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 11/29/2005

    Cheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.

    Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

    Writer: N/A

  • The Gift of the Maggie
    6.8/10156 votes

    #11 - The Gift of the Maggie

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2005

    When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection

    Director: Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

    Writer: N/A

  • Sex Ed Fred
    6.8/10159 votes

    #12 - Sex Ed Fred

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/2006

    When Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.

    Director: Larry Joe Campbell

    Writer: Mitch Hunter

  • Renewing Vows
    6.5/10144 votes

    #13 - Renewing Vows

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 1/24/2006

    Ruby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.

    Director: Jim Belushi

    Writer: Bob Nickman

  • The Stick
    6.8/10154 votes

    #14 - The Stick

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/7/2006

    It's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mr. Right
    6.9/10150 votes

    #15 - Mr. Right

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/2006

    Cheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: N/A

  • Get Your Freak On
    6.3/10151 votes

    #16 - Get Your Freak On

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 2/21/2006

    Cheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.

    Director: Steve Zuckerman

    Writer: Mitch Hunter

  • The Grumpy Guy
    6.7/10174 votes

    #17 - The Grumpy Guy

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 2/28/2006

    Jim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.

    Director: Kimberly Williams-Paisley

    Writer: N/A

  • Polite Jim
    6.5/10147 votes

    #18 - Polite Jim

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/2006

    Jim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.

    Director: Bob Koherr

    Writer: N/A

  • Daddy Dearest
    6.8/10166 votes

    #19 - Daddy Dearest

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 3/7/2006

    Jim believes that Bill, the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Thin Green Line
    6.9/10158 votes

    #20 - The Thin Green Line

    Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 3/14/2006

    Cheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.

    Director: Larry Joe Campbell

    Writer: N/A

  • Jim's Best Friend
    6.7/10136 votes

    #21 - Jim's Best Friend

    Season 5 Episode 21 - Aired 3/21/2006

    When Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Belaboring the Point
    6.5/10153 votes

    #22 - Belaboring the Point

    Season 5 Episode 22 - Aired 5/2/2006

    When a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.

    Director: Bob Koherr

    Writer: N/A