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The Best Episodes of Alice Season 5

Every episode of Alice Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Alice Season 5!

Alice is an American sitcom television series that ran from August 31, 1976 to March 19, 1985 on CBS. The series is based on the...
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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Mel and the Green Machine" is the best rated episode of "Alice" season 5. It scored 7.9/10 based on 67 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo, it aired on 11/2/1980. This episode is rated 0.4 points higher than the second-best, "Dog Day Evening".

  • Mel and the Green Machine
    7.9/1067 votes

    #1 - Mel and the Green Machine

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/1980

    An automated bank teller accidentally spews out $24,675 to an astonished but delighted Mel.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

  • Dog Day Evening
    7.5/1062 votes

    #2 - Dog Day Evening

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/1980

    After his safe is stolen, Mel rents the services of two very efficient guard dogs.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Vegas (1)
    8.1/1063 votes

    #3 - Vegas (1)

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 11/16/1980

    Robert Goulet makes an appearance when Vera wins a free trip to Las Vegas and Alice, Mel and Belle tag along to try their luck.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Vegas (2)
    7.4/1064 votes

    #4 - Vegas (2)

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 11/16/1980

    Mel may get his diner back if Belle can get Robert Goulet to perform for a Las Vegas casino owner but when it seems she can't get him, Alice steps in and impersonates him.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

  • Vera's Aunt Agatha
    7.4/1059 votes

    #5 - Vera's Aunt Agatha

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 11/23/1980

    Vera's Aunt Agatha, a freewheeling sexagenarian, makes a pit stop in Phoenix while motorcycling to Mexico. This prompts Vera to make a life altering decision, whether or not to ride off into the sunset with her aunt.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Tommy's T.K.O.
    8.0/1059 votes

    #6 - Tommy's T.K.O.

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/30/1980

    Against Alce's expressed wishes, Mel secretly teaches Tommy how to take care of a school bully.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

  • The New Improved Mel
    7.5/1059 votes

    #7 - The New Improved Mel

    Season 5 Episode 7 - Aired 12/7/1980

    The sparsely attended funeral of a buddy persuade Mel to become Mr. Nice Guy and ensure a decent turnout at his own burial.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Carrie Sings the Blues
    7.2/1061 votes

    #8 - Carrie Sings the Blues

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 12/21/1980

    Mel's mother is singing the blues because her husband of six months has just left her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Henry's Bitter Half
    7.4/1058 votes

    #9 - Henry's Bitter Half

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 1/4/1981

    Henry's convinced that his wife of 20 years is suddenly being nice because she's having an affair, so he tells her he's having one too, with Alice.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Alice Locks Belle Out
    7.0/1059 votes

    #10 - Alice Locks Belle Out

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 1/11/1981

    As the new manager of her apartment building, Alice has the unenviable task of locking out a delinquent fellow tenant, Belle.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Vera Goes Out On a Limb
    7.1/1062 votes

    #11 - Vera Goes Out On a Limb

    Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 1/18/1981

    Vera goes out on a limb to save a century old tree in front of the diner from being cut down for a road-widening project.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

  • The Jerry Reed Fish Story
    7.3/1062 votes

    #12 - The Jerry Reed Fish Story

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 2/1/1981

    The waitresses cut up a huge fish they find in the refrigerator, unaware that singer Jerry Reed had left it there until he could have it stuffed.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Bye Bye, Birdie
    7.0/1059 votes

    #13 - Bye Bye, Birdie

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2/8/1981

    Mel gets into a nose-to-beak yelling match with Vera's new pet parrot.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Alice's Son, the Drop-out
    6.8/1054 votes

    #14 - Alice's Son, the Drop-out

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/15/1981

    Tommy is cutting classes to pursue a singing career and his first job is singing at a juice saloon.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Carrie Chickens Out
    6.9/1058 votes

    #15 - Carrie Chickens Out

    Season 5 Episode 15 - Aired 2/22/1981

    During a visit, Carrie plans to help out at the diner and cook but a fed up Mel kicks her out and she goes to work for a competitor.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Macho, Macho Mel
    7.4/1059 votes

    #16 - Macho, Macho Mel

    Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 3/8/1981

    When, Mel recounts the story of the little old lady who mugged him, the old lady becomes four thugs.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • The Great Escape
    6.4/1059 votes

    #17 - The Great Escape

    Season 5 Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/1981

    A trucker chooses Mel's Diner as the place to tell her amorous driving partner to hit the road.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

  • Alice Strikes Up the Band
    6.7/1053 votes

    #18 - Alice Strikes Up the Band

    Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 3/29/1981

    Alice thinks she has found her main chance when she lands a gig singing at a big banquet with a 1940's theme and an influential audience of restaurant owners.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix?
    6.9/1052 votes

    #19 - Who's Kissing the Great Chef of Phoenix?

    Season 5 Episode 19 - Aired 4/5/1981

    Mel suddenly takes a romantic interest in Vera, who doesn't realize it's just a ploy to make his girlfriend, Marie, jealous.

    Director: Marc Daniels

    Writer: N/A

  • Baby Makes Five
    6.7/1053 votes

    #20 - Baby Makes Five

    Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/1981

    Vera refuses to give up the baby girl someone left in her pile of wash at the laundromat.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Tom Whedon