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The Best Episodes of Alice Season 7

Every episode of Alice Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Alice Season 7!

The Best Episodes of Alice Season 7

Alice is an American sitcom television series that ran from August 31, 1976 to March 19, 1985 on CBS. The series is based on the...

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  1. Background image for Sorry, Wrong Lips
    7.7/10(61 votes)

    #1 - Sorry, Wrong Lips

    S7:E1

    Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

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    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Do You Take . . . ?
    7.5/10(52 votes)

    #2 - Do You Take . . . ?

    S7:E2

    Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for The Secret of Mel's Diner
    7.5/10(68 votes)

    #3 - The Secret of Mel's Diner

    S7:E3

    There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

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    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Alice at the Palace
    6.9/10(54 votes)

    #4 - Alice at the Palace

    S7:E4

    Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

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    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Joel Grey Saves the Day
    7.3/10(52 votes)

    #5 - Joel Grey Saves the Day

    S7:E5

    Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

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    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
    6.7/10(53 votes)

    #6 - Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

    S7:E6

    Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

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    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for Carrie on the Rebound
    6.4/10(49 votes)

    #7 - Carrie on the Rebound

    S7:E7

    Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

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  9. Background image for Jolene's Brother Jonas
    6.7/10(52 votes)

    #8 - Jolene's Brother Jonas

    S7:E8

    Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

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  10. Background image for Alice Sees the Light
    7.1/10(51 votes)

    #9 - Alice Sees the Light

    S7:E9

    Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

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  11. Background image for Vera the Virtuoso
    7.0/10(53 votes)

    #10 - Vera the Virtuoso

    S7:E10

    Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

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  12. Background image for Alice Faces the Music
    7.2/10(48 votes)

    #11 - Alice Faces the Music

    S7:E11

    The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

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  13. Background image for Tommy, the Jailbird
    6.5/10(50 votes)

    #12 - Tommy, the Jailbird

    S7:E12

    Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

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  14. Background image for Jolene and the Night Watchman
    6.9/10(52 votes)

    #13 - Jolene and the Night Watchman

    S7:E13

    Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

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  15. Background image for Mel's Dream Car
    6.7/10(49 votes)

    #14 - Mel's Dream Car

    S7:E14

    Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

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    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Come Back Little Sharples
    6.8/10(52 votes)

    #15 - Come Back Little Sharples

    S7:E15

    Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

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    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Vera, the Torch
    6.7/10(52 votes)

    #16 - Vera, the Torch

    S7:E16

    Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

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    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for The Grass is Always Greener
    7.2/10(51 votes)

    #17 - The Grass is Always Greener

    S7:E17

    In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

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  19. Background image for Tommy Fouls Out
    7.4/10(52 votes)

    #18 - Tommy Fouls Out

    S7:E18

    Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

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  20. Background image for Vera on the Lam
    6.9/10(47 votes)

    #19 - Vera on the Lam

    S7:E19

    After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

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    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Mel's Cousin Wendy?
    6.6/10(52 votes)

    #20 - Mel's Cousin Wendy?

    S7:E20

    To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

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  22. Background image for Sweet Erasable Mel
    7.0/10(52 votes)

    #21 - Sweet Erasable Mel

    S7:E21

    Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

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    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
    6.7/10(49 votes)

    #22 - Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant

    S7:E22

    Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

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    Director:Mel Ferber
  24. Background image for Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
    6.5/10(50 votes)

    #23 - Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

    S7:E23

    Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Sorry, Wrong Lips" is the best rated episode of "Alice" season 7. It scored 7.7/10 based on 61 votes. Directed by Mel Ferber and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/6/1982. This episode is rated 0.2 points higher than the second-best, "Do You Take . . . ?".