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The Best Episodes of Alice Season 7

Every episode of Alice Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Alice Season 7!

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Alice is an American sitcom television series that ran from August 31, 1976 to March 19, 1985 on CBS. The series is based on the 1974 film Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The show stars

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Alice Season 7 Episode 1 - Sorry, Wrong Lips
    7.8/10(60 votes)

    #1 - Sorry, Wrong Lips

    S7:E1

    Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Alice Season 7 Episode 2 - Do You Take . . . ?
    7.5/10(52 votes)

    #2 - Do You Take . . . ?

    S7:E2

    Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Alice Season 7 Episode 3 - The Secret of Mel's Diner
    7.4/10(67 votes)

    #3 - The Secret of Mel's Diner

    S7:E3

    There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Alice Season 7 Episode 4 - Alice at the Palace
    6.8/10(53 votes)

    #4 - Alice at the Palace

    S7:E4

    Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Alice Season 7 Episode 5 - Joel Grey Saves the Day
    7.4/10(51 votes)

    #5 - Joel Grey Saves the Day

    S7:E5

    Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Alice Season 7 Episode 6 - Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
    6.7/10(53 votes)

    #6 - Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

    S7:E6

    Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Alice Season 7 Episode 7 - Carrie on the Rebound
    6.3/10(48 votes)

    #7 - Carrie on the Rebound

    S7:E7

    Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

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  9. Alice Season 7 Episode 8 - Jolene's Brother Jonas
    6.7/10(52 votes)

    #8 - Jolene's Brother Jonas

    S7:E8

    Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

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  10. Alice Season 7 Episode 9 - Alice Sees the Light
    7.1/10(51 votes)

    #9 - Alice Sees the Light

    S7:E9

    Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

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  11. Alice Season 7 Episode 10 - Vera the Virtuoso
    6.8/10(52 votes)

    #10 - Vera the Virtuoso

    S7:E10

    Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

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  12. Alice Season 7 Episode 11 - Alice Faces the Music
    7.1/10(49 votes)

    #11 - Alice Faces the Music

    S7:E11

    The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

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  13. Alice Season 7 Episode 12 - Tommy, the Jailbird
    6.2/10(52 votes)

    #12 - Tommy, the Jailbird

    S7:E12

    Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

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  14. Alice Season 7 Episode 13 - Jolene and the Night Watchman
    6.8/10(54 votes)

    #13 - Jolene and the Night Watchman

    S7:E13

    Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

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  15. Alice Season 7 Episode 14 - Mel's Dream Car
    6.7/10(50 votes)

    #14 - Mel's Dream Car

    S7:E14

    Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Alice Season 7 Episode 15 - Come Back Little Sharples
    6.8/10(52 votes)

    #15 - Come Back Little Sharples

    S7:E15

    Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Alice Season 7 Episode 16 - Vera, the Torch
    6.5/10(52 votes)

    #16 - Vera, the Torch

    S7:E16

    Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Alice Season 7 Episode 17 - The Grass is Always Greener
    7.2/10(50 votes)

    #17 - The Grass is Always Greener

    S7:E17

    In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

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  19. Alice Season 7 Episode 18 - Tommy Fouls Out
    7.5/10(53 votes)

    #18 - Tommy Fouls Out

    S7:E18

    Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

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  20. Alice Season 7 Episode 19 - Vera on the Lam
    6.8/10(47 votes)

    #19 - Vera on the Lam

    S7:E19

    After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Alice Season 7 Episode 20 - Mel's Cousin Wendy?
    6.6/10(52 votes)

    #20 - Mel's Cousin Wendy?

    S7:E20

    To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

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  22. Alice Season 7 Episode 21 - Sweet Erasable Mel
    6.9/10(53 votes)

    #21 - Sweet Erasable Mel

    S7:E21

    Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Alice Season 7 Episode 22 - Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
    6.6/10(48 votes)

    #22 - Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant

    S7:E22

    Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

    Director:Mel Ferber

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  24. Alice Season 7 Episode 23 - Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
    6.6/10(49 votes)

    #23 - Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

    S7:E23

    Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Sorry, Wrong Lips" is the best rated episode of "Alice" season 7. It scored 7.8/10 based on 60 votes. Directed by Mel Ferber and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/6/1982. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Do You Take . . . ?".