The Best Episodes of Alice Season 7

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   7.8/10(60 votes)

   #1 - Sorry, Wrong Lips

   S7:E110/6/1982

   Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

   Director:Mel Ferber

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Mel Ferber

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2. 

   7.5/10(52 votes)

   #2 - Do You Take . . . ?

   S7:E210/13/1982

   Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

   Director:Unknown

   Writer:Unknown

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3. 

   7.4/10(67 votes)

   #3 - The Secret of Mel's Diner

   S7:E310/20/1982

   There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Unknown
4. 

   6.8/10(53 votes)

   #4 - Alice at the Palace

   S7:E410/27/1982

   Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Marc Daniels

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5. 

   7.4/10(51 votes)

   #5 - Joel Grey Saves the Day

   S7:E511/3/1982

   Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Marc Daniels

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   6.7/10(53 votes)

   #6 - Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

   S7:E611/10/1982

   Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

   Director:Mel Ferber

   Writer:Unknown

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   Director:Mel Ferber

   Writer:Unknown
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   6.3/10(48 votes)

   #7 - Carrie on the Rebound

   S7:E71/9/1983

   Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Bob Bendetson

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   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Bob Bendetson
8. 

   6.7/10(52 votes)

   #8 - Jolene's Brother Jonas

   S7:E81/16/1983

   Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

   Director:John Pasquin

   Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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   Director:John Pasquin

   Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman
9. 

   7.1/10(51 votes)

   #9 - Alice Sees the Light

   S7:E92/28/1983

   Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Bob Bendetson

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   Director:Marc Daniels

   Writer:Bob Bendetson
10. 

    6.8/10(52 votes)

    #10 - Vera the Virtuoso

    S7:E103/7/1983

    Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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    Director:John Pasquin

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman
11. 

    7.1/10(49 votes)

    #11 - Alice Faces the Music

    S7:E113/14/1983

    The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman
12. 

    6.2/10(52 votes)

    #12 - Tommy, the Jailbird

    S7:E123/21/1983

    Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

    Director:Mel Ferber

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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    Director:Mel Ferber

    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman
13. 

    6.8/10(54 votes)

    #13 - Jolene and the Night Watchman

    S7:E133/28/1983

    Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Bob Bendetson

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    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Bob Bendetson
14. 

    6.7/10(50 votes)

    #14 - Mel's Dream Car

    S7:E144/11/1983

    Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:John Pasquin

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15. 

    6.8/10(52 votes)

    #15 - Come Back Little Sharples

    S7:E154/17/1983

    Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

    Director:Mel Ferber

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Mel Ferber

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16. 

    6.5/10(52 votes)

    #16 - Vera, the Torch

    S7:E164/24/1983

    Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:John Pasquin

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17. 

    7.2/10(50 votes)

    #17 - The Grass is Always Greener

    S7:E175/1/1983

    In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writers:Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

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    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writers:Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo
18. 

    7.5/10(53 votes)

    #18 - Tommy Fouls Out

    S7:E185/15/1983

    Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writer:Michael Cassutt

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    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writer:Michael Cassutt
19. 

    6.8/10(47 votes)

    #19 - Vera on the Lam

    S7:E195/22/1983

    After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

    Director:Marc Daniels

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:Marc Daniels

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20. 

    6.6/10(52 votes)

    #20 - Mel's Cousin Wendy?

    S7:E205/29/1983

    To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writers:Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

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    Director:John Pasquin

    Writers:Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo
21. 

    6.9/10(53 votes)

    #21 - Sweet Erasable Mel

    S7:E216/5/1983

    Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

    Director:John Pasquin

    Writer:Unknown

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    Director:John Pasquin

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22. 

    6.6/10(48 votes)

    #22 - Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant

    S7:E226/12/1983

    Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

    Director:Mel Ferber

    Writer:Bob Bendetson

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    Director:Mel Ferber

    Writer:Bob Bendetson
23. 

    6.6/10(49 votes)

    #23 - Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

    S7:E239/18/1983

    Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.

    Director:Unknown

    Writer:Unknown

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