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The Best Episodes of Alice Season 7

Every episode of Alice Season 7 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Alice Season 7!

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Alice Season 7 Episode 1 - Sorry, Wrong Lips
    7.8/10(60 votes)

    S7:E1

    Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Alice Season 7 Episode 2 - Do You Take . . . ?
    7.5/10(53 votes)

    S7:E2

    Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Alice Season 7 Episode 3 - The Secret of Mel's Diner
    7.5/10(69 votes)

    S7:E3

    There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Alice Season 7 Episode 5 - Joel Grey Saves the Day
    7.4/10(52 votes)

    S7:E5

    Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Alice Season 7 Episode 18 - Tommy Fouls Out
    7.4/10(52 votes)

    S7:E18

    Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Michael Cassutt

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  6. Alice Season 7 Episode 9 - Alice Sees the Light
    7.1/10(52 votes)

    S7:E9

    Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Bob Bendetson

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  7. Alice Season 7 Episode 17 - The Grass is Always Greener
    7.1/10(49 votes)

    S7:E17

    In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writers:Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

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  8. Alice Season 7 Episode 11 - Alice Faces the Music
    7.0/10(48 votes)

    S7:E11

    The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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  9. Alice Season 7 Episode 21 - Sweet Erasable Mel
    6.9/10(52 votes)

    S7:E21

    Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Alice Season 7 Episode 4 - Alice at the Palace
    6.8/10(53 votes)

    S7:E4

    Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Alice Season 7 Episode 13 - Jolene and the Night Watchman
    6.8/10(54 votes)

    S7:E13

    Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Bob Bendetson

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  12. Alice Season 7 Episode 15 - Come Back Little Sharples
    6.8/10(51 votes)

    S7:E15

    Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Alice Season 7 Episode 6 - Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
    6.7/10(51 votes)

    S7:E6

    Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Alice Season 7 Episode 10 - Vera the Virtuoso
    6.7/10(51 votes)

    S7:E10

    Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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  15. Alice Season 7 Episode 14 - Mel's Dream Car
    6.7/10(49 votes)

    S7:E14

    Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Alice Season 7 Episode 19 - Vera on the Lam
    6.7/10(46 votes)

    S7:E19

    After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Alice Season 7 Episode 8 - Jolene's Brother Jonas
    6.6/10(51 votes)

    S7:E8

    Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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  18. Alice Season 7 Episode 22 - Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
    6.6/10(47 votes)

    S7:E22

    Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writer:Bob Bendetson

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  19. Alice Season 7 Episode 23 - Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
    6.6/10(48 votes)

    S7:E23

    Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. Alice Season 7 Episode 16 - Vera, the Torch
    6.5/10(51 votes)

    S7:E16

    Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. Alice Season 7 Episode 20 - Mel's Cousin Wendy?
    6.5/10(51 votes)

    S7:E20

    To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

    Director:John Pasquin
    Writers:Linda Morris, Vic Rauseo

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  22. Alice Season 7 Episode 7 - Carrie on the Rebound
    6.3/10(47 votes)

    S7:E7

    Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

    Director:Marc Daniels
    Writer:Bob Bendetson

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  23. Alice Season 7 Episode 12 - Tommy, the Jailbird
    6.2/10(51 votes)

    S7:E12

    Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

    Director:Mel Ferber
    Writers:Stephen Sustarsic, David Adam Silverman

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Season 7 Ratings Summary

"Sorry, Wrong Lips" is the best rated episode of "Alice" season 7. It scored 7.8/10 based on 60 votes. Directed by Mel Ferber and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/6/1982. This episode is rated 0.3 points higher than the second-best, "Do You Take . . . ?".