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The Worst Episodes of Ally McBeal

Every episode of Ally McBeal ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Ally McBeal!

Ally McBeal is a young lawyer working at the Boston law firm Cage and Fish. Ally's lives and loves are eccentric, humorous, dramatic with...
Genres:DramaComedy
Network:FOX
Episodes
112
Avg. Rating
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Happy Trails" is the worst rated episode of "Ally McBeal". It scored 5.3/10 based on 3 votes. Directed by Jonathan Pontell and written by David E. Kelley, it aired on 11/9/1998. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "You Never Can Tell".

  • Happy Trails
    5.3/103 votes
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    #1 - Happy Trails

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/1998

    Ally finally shakes the pesky Wallace. Ling rescues Stefan the frog from a suicide jump only to have him served up as dinner. The gang at the firm mourns the untimely death of Judge Happy Boyle.

    Director: Jonathan Pontell

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • You Never Can Tell
    5.8/104 votes
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    #2 - You Never Can Tell

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/23/1998

    The whole firm is angry at Richard for accepting another ridiculous lawsuit that Ling has come up with, but as usual, Richard has no problem telling it as he sees it. Renee inadvertently sets Ally up on a blind date from hell, and this time during the date, Ally gets herself stuck in another tight situation. John is continuously fraught over his relationship with Nelle, and things don't go well when he asks for advice or gets advice when he doesn't even ask for it.

    Director: Adam Nimoy

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Ally McBeal: The Musical... Almost
    6.8/10228 votes
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    #3 - Ally McBeal: The Musical... Almost

    Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 5/22/2000

    Things go awry when Ally introduces Brian to her parents, resulting in conjuring up old pains and hurt feelings. Nelle regrets her decision to leave Cage and Fish, and takes steps to rectify it. A good season ender -- emotional, entertaining, and lots of musical numbers.

    Director: Bill D'Elia

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Queen Bee
    6.8/10179 votes
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    #4 - Queen Bee

    Season 4 Episode 21 - Aired 5/7/2001

    Sydney Gale hires Cage & Fish to represent her in court. She's been sued for wrongful termination, and Richard and John take the case. An employee is suing Sydney because he doesn't want to 'serve' her anymore. In her firm, she only hires men who desire her, and thus make the company a lot like a beehive and Sydney their queen. John and Richard are driven crazy with lust, but they win the case. Meanwhile, Reverend Mark Newman is once again having problems concerning Lisa Knowles's performance at church. Now she's musically attacking Rev. Mark's new girlfriend, who's also a member of the choir. After Jackson's strategy fails, it's in Nelle's hand to fix the situation.

    Director: Bethany Rooney

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Saving Santa
    6.9/10189 votes
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    #5 - Saving Santa

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 12/13/1999

    The first case Georgia brings to Renee's new firm pits them against Cage and Fish. Georgia defends Newman's, an upscale department store against Steve Mallory, who worked as the store's Santa for seventeen years. Cage represents Mallory, who claims that he was wrongfully fired because Newman wants to hire a younger, thinner Santa. Meanwhile, Ally is haunted by visions of herself as a little girl. Ally manages to bring Georgia and Billy together to talk, and Billy sees that he wants Georgia back. But Georgia is not as eager to work things out yet.

    Director: Rachel Talalay

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Home Again
    6.9/10161 votes
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    #6 - Home Again

    Season 4 Episode 22 - Aired 5/14/2001

    Ally becomes extremely jealous over Larry's easy friendship with his ex-wife; Richard tries to stop a magazine from publishing photos of his LA friend, Jane.

    Director: Michael Schultz

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Story Of Love
    7.0/102 votes
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    #7 - Story Of Love

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/1998

    Ally gets arrested for fighting with Hannah, a distraught young woman who is struggling with her best friend stealing her boyfriend. Ally offers to represent her later in court, only to learn that Hannah has a habit of firing her lawyers. George Madison meanwhile has come back to the firm to get some legal counsel in starting up his own magazine. He hopes Ally will help him, much to Elaine's chagrin. Elaine, desperate to win George over, sits Ally down for a heart to heart talk and asks Ally not to take George away from her. Cage and Nelle have an awkward moment when she insults his pet frog, which is about to compete in a jumping, contest, which Cage is set on winning. Hannah's case goes to the jury after a brief defense by Oren Koolie, who puts in an impassioned appearance.

    Director: Tom Moore

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • In Dreams
    7.0/102 votes
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    #8 - In Dreams

    Season 2 Episode 11 - Aired 1/11/1999

    Upon discovering her favorite high school teacher is terminally ill, Ally seeks a court order to allow the women to spend her remaining days in a drug-induced coma, happily dreaming of her imaginary lover. Cage must gather his courage to confront Nelle after Fish tells him she thinks Cage has not had sex with her because he's gay.

    Director: Alex Graves

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Pyramids On The Nile
    7.0/102 votes
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    #9 - Pyramids On The Nile

    Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 2/15/1999

    Fish announces that the most unlikely person has been hired as the firm's latest attorney. Appeals to John Cage go nowhere as he feels he has no choice but to support his partner's decision to hire her. Sun Company, in an attempt to minimize their liability and exposure to potential sexual harassment suits when office romances go bad now require romantically involved employees to notify their supervisor of the relationship and sign a "Love Contract" which holds the company harmless if things don't work out. In the heat of the behind-closed-doors argument, Billy reveals his anger over losing the case has more to do with other feelings he is having than with the case itself. He begins to have feelings of jealousy.

    Director: Elodie Keene

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Sideshow
    7.0/102 votes
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    #10 - Sideshow

    Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/22/1999

    When we last saw Ally she was in shock over her encounter with Billy. Ally realizes her life is in crisis and that everything she does from this moment on could mean a lifetime of happiness or bitter disappointment. That's when she makes a decision not to be passive and do something about her life.

    Director: Alex Graves

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Sex, Lies & Politics
    7.0/102 votes
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    #11 - Sex, Lies & Politics

    Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/1999

    Ally is guilt ridden by her encounter with Billy and she stresses over her relationship with Georgia. Should she confess all to her or keep her dirty little secret? Everything tells her to hold back, but where will she find comfort and forgiveness? John and Ling are working on a case in which they represent the plaintiff; a bookstore owner who lost her business after a conservative State Senator running for re-election targets her establishment, as an outlet for pornography. John trains Ling on his usual tricks.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Changes
    7.0/10183 votes
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    #12 - Changes

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 11/29/1999

    Richard and Ling officially break up. Billy and Cage represent a sexy, middle-aged woman who's suing her employees for sexual harassment. The woman, Robin Jones, claims that the staff of her magazine held a "sick out" and delayed the May publication because they didn't want to work for a "nymph," which led to her being fired. After they lose the case, she and Billy argue over his chauvinism, but settle their differences with a kiss... just as Georgia walks in on them.

    Director: Arlene Sanford

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Turning Thirty
    7.0/10179 votes
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    #13 - Turning Thirty

    Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 5/1/2000

    The firm defends a woman accused of murdering her eighty-nine-year-old husband by suffocating him with... her breasts. Meanwhile, Ally struggles with turning thirty. She goes to church to find God, but instead finds an angry Reverend Newman who has a pet peeve about women who only need God between relationships. Ally's next stop at a plastic surgeon has even more devastating results.

    Director: Jeannot Szwarc

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Falling Up
    7.0/10162 votes
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    #14 - Falling Up

    Season 4 Episode 15 - Aired 2/26/2001

    Jackson and Renee's one night stand turns into something more; Ally visits several therapists to get over her hallucinations of Larry, who eventually appears in the flesh; John represents a man who wants to annul his marriage after his wife decides she doesn't want to have kids, a case that carries over into John's relationship with Melanie.

    Director: Oz Scott

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Friends & Lovers
    7.0/102 votes
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    #15 - Friends & Lovers

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/2001

    It's a new year at the firm, which means changes - big changes! Still getting over Larry and renewing her faith in love, Ally decides to start fresh and let nothing get in her way. That is until she barrels into a woman on the street with her Razor Scooter. She runs into Jenny Shaw (Julianne Nicholson) and instantly bonds with this new broken-hearted stranger. In the time it takes to walk the rest of the way to the office, Ally finds out that Jenny's best friend is her ex-boyfriend, former co-worker and that Jenny is a lawyer without a firm and with a class action lawsuit housing 72,000 plaintiffs! Ally brings Jenny into the firm and announces that she's hiring her. Of course Richard is surprised because only he has hiring authority. He then lets Ally know that he already hired the latest addition to the firm.

    Director: Bill D'Elia

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Judge Ling
    7.0/101 votes
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    #16 - Judge Ling

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/2001

    Jenny insists that Ally should go out with Glenn, and Ally insists she doesn't have a crush on him. The three are assigned to chair the telemarketing case. They have a very hard time with the main plaintiff, Claire Otoms, a purple-haired, flashy-looking lady who lives in a 'colonial house'. Raymond, knowing that if the judge listens to her he'll rule in his favor, takes the deposition to the court. Claire keeps drifting from the questions, for Ally's desperation. But what appeared to have gone so bad turned out good. Coretta convinces John that he must look good to cause a good impression, and John ends up dressing a fake muscle suit to try to get rid of his weird-women magnetism. Ling and Nelle 'compliment' twin babies on the street. The mother of the babies - the Massachusetts governor - is so flattered by the compliments that she offers Ling a judge position. Overwhelmed, Ling makes a purple robe and starts to give more-than-quick sentences.

    Director: Oz Scott

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Neutral Corners
    7.0/101 votes
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    #17 - Neutral Corners

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/2001

    Ally has a dream about Raymond and Glenn. She thinks it's a sign they'll lose the phone company case, and Glenn sees it as a secret attraction of Ally for him. After Raymond makes a 125,000 dollars offer for the phone company case, Ally decides to make an infomercial using Ling's TV show crew and Claire Otoms as the announcer. They threat to run the infomercial nationwide on primetime, and the threat of losing hundreds of millions of dollars scares Raymond's client. Cage & Fish settle for 15 million dollars, the biggest settlement ever, which makes Richard cry of happiness. Meanwhile, Ally is still divided with her feelings for Glenn and if she should date him or not. Glenn says he's not interested in her, and Raymond asks Glenn if he should date Ally. To make things even better, John decides to confess his feelings for Ally and is very disappointed when she says they will never be more than just very good friends.

    Director: Arvin Brown

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Fear Of Flirting
    7.0/101 votes
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    #18 - Fear Of Flirting

    Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/2001

    Ally and Glenn continue their flirtation, which leads to their conscious avoidance of each other, which does not go unnoticed by the others at Cage and Fish. She insists he’s too much of a “boy” for her, but continues to be attracted to him. He’s drawn to her because she’s a little older. Both use Jenny’s feelings as an excuse to not date as well. John takes off for parts unknown, which worries the ladies of the firm, especially Nelle. Richard takes it in stride, and takes over John’s abandoned hole off of the unisex. Raymond is sued by a former coworker for sexual harassment, and asks Jenny to represent him...

    Director: Greg Germann

    Writer: David E. Kelley, Constance M. Burge

  • I Want Love
    7.0/101 votes
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    #19 - I Want Love

    Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 11/26/2001

    Jenny's mother comes to hire the firm to take her wrongful termination case. She's being fired from her job for dating a 20 year-old. Jenny wants Ally to purposely lose the case but Ally can't do that. The case ends up serving as a mirror to Ally and Glenn's relationship. Ally's closing makes Jenny change her mind and she accepts her soon-to-be step-father. Glenn tries to reach Ally, but Ally, as always, is afraid she's going to end up broken hearted. Meanwhile, Ling looks for more exciting cases for her show and brings an entire orchestra to her court. Richard obsesses with Ms. Shaw's waddle, but Francis shows him he's way out of her league.

    Director: Michael Schultz

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Lost & Found
    7.0/101 votes
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    #20 - Lost & Found

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 12/3/2001

    John makes a surprise return and is shocked after hearing from Raymond that Richard threw a party in his "hole". After confronting Richard, John gives the office a speech, in which he reveals the reason why and where he left to. Raymond gets Glenn and Ally to double date with him and Jenny. It's Jenny's birthday, and everyone forgets it. Glenn is the only one who didn't get her a present, so he sings a very romantic Elvis song at the bar for her. He asks her back, and she accepts. Ally wonders if she should hook up with John, but the ghost of Larry is still present in her thoughts. Meanwhile, Ling poses nude to boost her TV character; Corretta and Richard find themselves involved in a police investigation on a woman who used to marry rich old men for the money

    Director: Mel Damski

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Playing With Matches
    7.0/101 votes
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    #21 - Playing With Matches

    Season 5 Episode 8 - Aired 1/7/2002

    Jenny's mom's wedding is approaching, and Ally is shocked when Tim gives her a certain look that suggests a move. She talks to Jenny, and they decide to test him. Ally makes a move on him, and he offers her to have an affair. Surprisingly, Jenny's mom is ok with that, which only confuses Ally more. She's been hallucinating with a 7-year-old boy who keeps saying she's killing him. The boy is a version of Ally from when she believed in love (a conclusion made by Richard), before Billy died and Larry left. Meanwhile, John and Coretta help Kimmie Bishop, who's back suing a matchmaker for saying she's "unmatchable".

    Director: David Semel

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Blowing In The Wind
    7.0/101 votes
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    #22 - Blowing In The Wind

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 1/14/2002

    Ally impulsively buys a house, to which Dr. Milter concludes is a way of her to take care of herself, since Ally sees herself as a 'work in progress'. Richard gets the others to help paint the house as a surprise for Ally, who hires the handyman Victor to fix the house for her. Meanwhile, Ally handles a case of a man who spent too much money buying gifts for his wife until they went bankrupt. And Jenny has some back problems, to which Coretta recommends a chiropractor who has a special chair. Glenn gets extremely jealous that a chair is giving Jenny more pleasure than him, while Nelle tests the chair.

    Director: Rachel Talalay

    Writer: Constance M. Burge

  • One Hundred Tears
    7.0/101 votes
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    #23 - One Hundred Tears

    Season 5 Episode 10 - Aired 1/21/2002

    Ally defends a man who broke into his old house to jump out of his old bedroom window. Harvey Hall believes he can fly using wings he made himself. The house owner allows him to jump from the roof, and Harvey accomplishes his life long dream of flying, at the cost of his own life. Meanwhile, Harriet Pumple tries to find a match for Elaine, Coretta, Richard and John. She matches Elaine with Victor, who would have dumped her if it wasn't for Ally asking him not to. But Harriet can't find a match for John, so the entire office sings "we have to get you a woman" for him. John is profoundly insulted.

    Director: Bill D'Elia

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Woman
    7.0/101 votes
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    #24 - Woman

    Season 5 Episode 13 - Aired 2/18/2002

    Ally decided that in order for the firm to get out of the financial crisis it's going through, someone will have to be let go. She chooses Jenny, who between all the lawyers of the firm had the least number of clients and experience. Glenn takes Jenny's dismissal offensively and decides to quit, taking all his clients with him. Ally accepts his resignation, but Victor convinces her to hire him back since the firm can't afford to lose any clients. Glenn and Jenny decide to start a new firm together and leave Cage, Fish & McBeal once and for all. Now the other lawyers will have to do extra work to make up for the loss. Among the changes Ally is making on the firm, she wants Nelle to be nicer and asks her to perform at the bar, something she has never done before. Afraid of embarrassing herself, Nelle goes to Ling for help. They decide to have backing vocals, a plan that backfires when the singer who was going to dub Nelle suddenly loses her voice and Elaine has Claire Otoms to replace he

    Director: Jeannot Szwarc

    Writer: David E. Kelley

  • Homecoming
    7.0/101 votes
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    #25 - Homecoming

    Season 5 Episode 14 - Aired 2/25/2002

    Ally decides to take the DNA test after having recurring dreams where Maddie's real parents show up claiming her. Maddie doesn't take that well and escapes to NY to see her aunt Bonnie. Maddie thinks the test is just Ally's way of having an excuse not to love her, but Ally only wants a proof that Maddie is her daughter so no one can take her away from her. The test comes out positive, and they both cry. Meanwhile, a demented woman shows up at Ally's door looking for Vincent, the love of her life who owned the house before Ally bought it. She thinks Victor is Vincent, and he plays along. She has a stroke and dies, and Victor suffers from it even though he only met her for less than a day. Ally also offers Raymond a job at the firm, which he takes. And Claire decides to help Richard reunite with his high school crush, but she had a sex change operation and is now a man, something that shocks Richard deeply.

    Director: Billy Dickson

    Writer: David E. Kelley