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The Worst Episodes of Anything But Love

Every episode of Anything But Love ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Anything But Love!

Anything But Love is an American television sitcom, which aired on ABC from March 7, 1989 to June 3, 1992, spanning four seasons and 56...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Icewoman Cometh" is the worst rated episode of "Anything But Love". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Michael Lessac and written by Bruce Rasmussen, it aired on 2/28/1990. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hooray for Hollywood".

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    #1 - The Icewoman Cometh

    Season 2 Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1990

    Marty may become editor after a corporate trouble-shooter comes in, evaluates the magazine and decides Catherine is out and he is in, never mind that Marty slept with her. A little corporate blackmail may work wonders to save Catherine's job, using Marty as the tool.

    Director: Michael Lessac

    Writer: Bruce Rasmussen

  • Hooray for Hollywood
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    #2 - Hooray for Hollywood

    Season 2 Episode 19 - Aired 3/7/1990

    A friend of Marty's, a Hollywood producer, decides to ""do lunch"" with Hannah when he wants to make a movie about one of her stories, something Marty has rejected for a long time.

    Director: Michael Lessac

    Writer: N/A

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    #3 - The Days of Whine and...

    Season 2 Episode 21 - Aired 3/21/1990

    A woman arrives and threatens to make Brian's life a living hell, by threatening to get back at him for the bad review he gave that caused her husband to die. Hannah meets Marty's ex-fiancee at his family's Seder and sees that the old flame may still be lit.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • Say it Again, Han (1)
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    #4 - Say it Again, Han (1)

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/6/1991

    The development of their romance is put on hold when Patrick Serreau, a world class photographer, comes to Chicago to take pictures for the magazine. Patrick's interest in taking pictures isn't as great as his interest in Hannah.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Peter Noah

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    #5 - Martus Interruptus (2)

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/13/1991

    Patrick thinks that he has a great working chemistry with Hannah when they put together a their story on toxic-waste, so he offers he a chance to work with him in West Africa.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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    #6 - Hello... Mali (3)

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/27/1991

    As Hannah prepares to accompany Patrick to the jungle, he and Marty contend with the urban jungle; there Patrick shows his true colors.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: Billy Van Zandt, Jane Milmore

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    #7 - Long Day's Journey into... What

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/1991

    After Hannah & Marty complete their relationship they begin to fantasize how everyone at the office will react.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Peter Noah

  • The Day After
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    #8 - The Day After

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/20/1991

    Marty and Hannah have their first relationship-related fight the next day at work when Marty must edit her article and Hannah resents the changes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Torrid Zone
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    #9 - The Torrid Zone

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/27/1991

    Much to Hannah's dismay, Marty must accompany a swimsuit model to the Caribbean for an interview during her latest photo shoot.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • My New Best Friend
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    #10 - My New Best Friend

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 4/1/1991

    Hannah befriends the mistress of a billionaire just to get her exclusive story, but regrets it later when she finds out what she is really like.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • Adventures in Baby-sitting
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    #11 - Adventures in Baby-sitting

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 4/10/1991

    Hannah gets called away and Marty is left totally alone to entertain Hannah's 5-year-old niece, Marty's appendix has other ideas.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • Isn't It Romantic?
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    #12 - Isn't It Romantic?

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 4/17/1991

    On Valentine's Day, Marty must find a way to rekindle their relationship when Hannah decides the fire has gone out.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

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    #13 - Scream a Little Scream

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Aired 5/8/1991

    Catherine tries scream therapy as a way to reduce tension. Robin becomes a fifth wheel in her relationship with Hannah and Marty.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

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    #14 - Pot of Gold

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 5/15/1991

    A new magazine puts feelers out for Hannah, so Catherine plans to give her a raise to keep her. Consequently, Marty's self-esteem drops because she'll make more than he does.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

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    #15 - Enormous Changes at the Last Minute

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1991

    A home pregnancy test turns up positive. Hannah and Marty make plans to get married in a hurry; however, the doctor's results are a bit different.

    Director: Peter Noah

    Writer: Peter Noah

  • A Tale of Two Kiddies
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    #16 - A Tale of Two Kiddies

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1991

    A young girl gets to be editor for the day, which sets the tone for Marty and Hannah imagining what love would have been like if they had met at a younger age. They do this while celebrating their 1st anniversary of knowing each other.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: Bruce Rasmussen

  • M is For the Many Things She Forgot She Gave Me
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    #17 - M is For the Many Things She Forgot She Gave Me

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1991

    Marty must place his mother in a home when her failing memory begins to force the issue.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • Gimme an O
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    #18 - Gimme an O

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1991

    Hannah makes a joke about the best sex she ever had, Marty sets out to find out the details after he finds out it wasn't him.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: Marjorie Gross

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    #19 - Training Film

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/1991

    Marty's bad day is made worse when Hannah takes him on a train trip but the only thing on his mind is ""Murder on the Wisconsin Express"".

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • First Lady Sings the Blues
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    #20 - First Lady Sings the Blues

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/1991

    Marty becomes obsessed when he finds out his cholesterol is too high, meanwhile Hannah provides shelter interviews the widow of a deposed monarch and is she a royal pain.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

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    #21 - Stop Me Before I... Again (1)

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/1991

    Patrick Serreau returns for the opening of a gallery show featuring his erotic pictures, but he shows no sign of his old lecherous self to a disbelieving Hannah.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: Peter Noah

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    #22 - Stop Me Before I... Again (2)

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 12/11/1991

    Patrick tries to set Marty up with the triplets, who love Jewish men, featured in his exhibition so he can discredit him in the eyes of Hannah and strengthen his own position.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: N/A

  • Salmonella is Coming to Town
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    #23 - Salmonella is Coming to Town

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Aired 12/18/1991

    Jules cost cuts on a holiday dinner for the homeless, with sickening results. When Hannah convinces Marty to go all out for Christmas, she gets the idea that he has, by getting a new apartment for them.

    Director: Robert Berlinger

    Writer: Bruce Rasmussen

  • The Call of the Mild
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    #24 - The Call of the Mild

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Aired 1/8/1992

    Marty, Jules & Mike go to a wild man weekend in which Marty refuses to take part, Jules decides to right Catherine's wrongs and Mike writes a poem.

    Director: Jamie Lee Curtis

    Writer: Bruce Rasmussen

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    #25 - I'd Kill for a Mink

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Aired 1/15/1992

    Robin and the Animal Rescue Front (ARF), a group of animal rights activists, are after Marty when he writes an article they don't agree with. Marty is after them when their pet mink bites him. This is all further complicated by the fact Catherine needs to keep fur ads in the magazine to keep their budget intact.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Marjorie Gross