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The Best Episodes of Teachers Only

Every episode of Teachers Only ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Teachers Only!

The Best Episodes of Teachers Only

Teachers Only is an NBC television sitcom centered around the faculty of a high school; in the first season the school was Millard Fillmore High...

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    #1 - Diana, Substitute Mother

    S1:E1

    Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - The Dreyfuss Affair

    S1:E2

    Two female students set Dreyfuss up, claiming he made a pass at one of them.

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    #3 - Cooper's Grab for Gusto

    S1:E3

    Cooper begins to delegate responsibilities to Brody after the untimely demise of a colleague.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #4 - Quote, Unquote

    S1:E4

    Diana is in hot water when she reveals her candid views on premarital sex in the school magazine.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #5 - The Make-Up Test

    S1:E5

    Diana's decision to fail a student is vetoed by Cooper, who made a deal with the youth's father.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #6 - I've Got a Crush on You

    S1:E6

    Diana tutors a handsome football star who's got a crush on her.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #7 - The Once and Future Teacher

    S1:E7

    Consumed by paper work and committee assignments, Diana considers leaving the teaching profession.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #8 - Guns and Butter

    S1:E8

    A survey by a district specialist may result in program and personnel cuts at the school.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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    #9 - The Rose

    S2:E1

    Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #10 - Cooper's Arrangement

    S2:E2

    Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #11 - Take This Job and Shove It

    S2:E3

    With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #12 - Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

    S2:E4

    A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.

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    Director:Rod Daniel
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    #13 - Rex, the Wonder Husband

    S2:E5

    Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.

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    Director:Unknown
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    #14 - Teacher's Pet

    S2:E6

    Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #15 - Take the Money and Run

    S2:E7

    Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #16 - Otherwise Engaged

    S2:E8

    Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.

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    Director:Rod Daniel
    Writer:Unknown
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    #17 - Beetlemania

    S2:E9

    To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.

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    Director:Mel Ferber
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    #18 - Leather and Lace

    S2:E10

    A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.

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    Director:Linda Day
    Writer:Unknown
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    #19 - It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

    S2:E11

    Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #20 - Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

    S2:E12

    Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.

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    Director:Rod Daniel
    Writer:Unknown
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    #21 - Loss of Innocence

    S2:E13

    Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

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    Director:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Diana, Substitute Mother" is the best rated episode of "Teachers Only". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Peter Baldwin and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/14/1982. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "The Dreyfuss Affair".