Love, Taxes and a Kidney

Vermont, Switzerland and Connecticut

Bagels, Billiards and a Magic Show

Baseball, Walkers and Wine

Novocaine, Bond and Bocce

A Dishwasher, a Fire and a Remote Control

A Camper, a Compass and a Cannoli

A Dog, a Mousse and a Bat

Heartburn, Woodstock and Ribs

S'mores, Elvis and a Cubano

Louisville, Bubbaroo and Sully

Dagobah, a Room and a Chimney Sweep

A Boss, a Bear Claw and a Defibrillator

Osteoporosis, a Thaaang and a Slinky

Payroll, a Waterwall and Valley Forge

Juneau, Froyo and Ronald Reagan