The Best Episodes Written By Jim Patterson

Every TV Episode Written by Jim Patterson Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for Take Me Away from Here
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Take Me Away from Here

    S2:E3

    After a heart-to-heart with Maggie, Colt steps up and supports Heather. Meanwhile, the tension between Rooster and Beau takes a toll on Maggie.

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  2. Background image for Kiss
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Kiss

    S1:E10

    Riley is torn between her past and her future.

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  3. Background image for Walnuts and Demerol
    7.8/10(14 votes)

    #3 - Walnuts and Demerol

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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  4. Background image for Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    7.8/10(10 votes)

    #4 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

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  5. Background image for Meander to Your Dander
    7.7/10(10 votes)

    #5 - Meander to Your Dander

    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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  6. Background image for Release the Dogs
    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #6 - Release the Dogs

    S4:E8

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

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  7. Background image for City of Great Racks
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #7 - City of Great Racks

    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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  8. Background image for The Two Finger Rule
    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #8 - The Two Finger Rule

    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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  9. Background image for Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #9 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    S4:E7

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

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  10. Background image for Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    S4:E20

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

    Director:Jerry Zaks
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  11. Background image for Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

    Director:Jon Cryer
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  12. Background image for Thank God for Scoliosis
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Thank God for Scoliosis

    S6:E12

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

    Director:Jeff Melman
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  13. Background image for I Think You Offended Don
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #13 - I Think You Offended Don

    S6:E13

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

    Director:Jeff Melman
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  14. Background image for The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #14 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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  15. Background image for My Son's Enormous Head
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #15 - My Son's Enormous Head

    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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  16. Background image for Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    S8:E15

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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  17. Background image for Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #17 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    S6:E1

    In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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  18. Background image for That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    7.2/10(11 votes)

    #18 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    S4:E14

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

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  19. Background image for Winky-Dink Time
    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #19 - Winky-Dink Time

    S5:E14

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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  20. Background image for It's Always Nazi Week
    7.2/10(11 votes)

    #20 - It's Always Nazi Week

    S6:E6

    When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

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  21. Background image for Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
    7.2/10(10 votes)

    #21 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    S6:E22

    Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

    Director:Jon Cryer
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  22. Background image for Springtime on a Stick
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Springtime on a Stick

    S8:E8

    Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

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  23. Background image for Help Daddy Find His Toenail
    7.1/10(14 votes)

    #23 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

    S5:E6

    Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

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  24. Background image for If My Hole Could Talk
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #24 - If My Hole Could Talk

    S5:E18

    Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

    Director:Jon Cryer
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  25. Background image for The Flavin' and the Mavin'
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #25 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

    S6:E4

    Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

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Jim Patterson Ratings Summary

"Take Me Away from Here" is the best rated episode written by Jim Patterson. It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by David Trainer. It aired on 6/16/2017 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Kiss".