The Best Episodes Written By Jim Patterson

Every TV Episode Written by Jim Patterson Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Take Me Away from Here

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    S2:E3

    After a heart-to-heart with Maggie, Colt steps up and supports Heather. Meanwhile, the tension between Rooster and Beau takes a toll on Maggie.

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  2. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Kiss

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    S1:E10

    Riley is torn between her past and her future.

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  3. 7.8/10(13 votes)

    #3 - Walnuts and Demerol

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    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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  4. 7.8/10(9 votes)

    #4 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

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    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

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  5. 7.6/10(10 votes)

    #5 - The Two Finger Rule

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    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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  6. 7.5/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Release the Dogs

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    S4:E8

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

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  7. 7.5/10(11 votes)

    #7 - City of Great Racks

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    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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  8. 7.4/10(9 votes)

    #8 - Meander to Your Dander

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    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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  9. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #9 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

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    S4:E7

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

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  10. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #10 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

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    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

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    Director:Jon Cryer
  11. 7.3/10(9 votes)

    #11 - I Think You Offended Don

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    S6:E13

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
  12. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #12 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

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    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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  13. 7.3/10(9 votes)

    #13 - My Son's Enormous Head

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    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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  14. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

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    S8:E15

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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  15. 7.2/10(10 votes)

    #15 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

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    S4:E20

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

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    Director:Jerry Zaks
  16. 7.2/10(9 votes)

    #16 - Thank God for Scoliosis

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    S6:E12

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
  17. 7.1/10(10 votes)

    #17 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

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    S4:E14

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

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  18. 7.1/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

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    S6:E1

    In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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  19. 7.1/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Springtime on a Stick

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    S8:E8

    Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

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  20. 7.0/10(13 votes)

    #20 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

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    S5:E6

    Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

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  21. 7.0/10(8 votes)

    #21 - Winky-Dink Time

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    S5:E14

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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  22. 7.0/10(10 votes)

    #22 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

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    S6:E4

    Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

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  23. 7.0/10(10 votes)

    #23 - It's Always Nazi Week

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    S6:E6

    When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

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  24. 7.0/10(10 votes)

    #24 - Pinocchio's Mouth

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    S6:E8

    Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
  25. 7.0/10(9 votes)

    #25 - The Devil's Lube

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    S6:E11

    Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

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    Director:Jeff Melman

Jim Patterson Ratings Summary

"Take Me Away from Here" is the best rated episode written by Jim Patterson. It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by David Trainer. It aired on 6/16/2017 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Kiss".