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The Best Episodes Written By Jim Patterson

Every TV Episode Written by Jim Patterson Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 2 Episode 3 - Take Me Away from Here
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E3

    After a heart-to-heart with Maggie, Colt steps up and supports Heather. Meanwhile, the tension between Rooster and Beau takes a toll on Maggie.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  2. undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - Can't Be Really Gone
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    S2:E10

    Colt's new responsibilities keep him away from Abby. After a memorable night, Maggie ponders what she wants for her future.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  3. undefined Season 2 Episode 10 - Friend
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    S2:E10

    Matt’s reunion with a high school friend stirs up more than nostalgia when he meets their equally opinionated spouse. Meanwhile, Riley spirals when Klatch gets a negative Yelp review.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  4. undefined Season 5 Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    7.9/10(14 votes)

    S5:E8

    Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  5. undefined Season 2 Episode 12 - Uncle Sam
    7.9/10(5 votes)

    S2:E12

    Matt is thrilled to show off his military-hero son Sam, but a shift in Sam's career could finally give Riley a chance to be the golden child; Andy's singing hits all the wrong notes for Riley.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  6. undefined Season 5 Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  7. undefined Season 6 Episode 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
    7.7/10(14 votes)

    S6:E12

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  8. undefined Season 6 Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  9. undefined Season 8 Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
    7.7/10(14 votes)

    S8:E1

    When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  10. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Kiss
    7.7/10(6 votes)

    S1:E10

    Riley is torn between her past and her future.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  11. undefined Season 8 Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
    7.6/10(14 votes)

    S8:E15

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  12. undefined Season 5 Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
    7.6/10(13 votes)

    S5:E10

    Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  13. undefined Season 5 Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S5:E12

    Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  14. undefined Season 4 Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
    7.5/10(17 votes)

    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  15. undefined Season 6 Episode 13 - I Think You Offended Don
    7.5/10(12 votes)

    S6:E13

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  16. undefined Season 7 Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S7:E21

    Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  17. undefined Season 8 Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    7.5/10(15 votes)

    S8:E5

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  18. undefined Season 8 Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    S8:E9

    When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  19. undefined Season 6 Episode 17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  20. undefined Season 6 Episode 18 - My Son's Enormous Head
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  21. undefined Season 7 Episode 9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    S7:E9

    While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  22. undefined Season 5 Episode 14 - Winky-Dink Time
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    S5:E14

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  23. undefined Season 6 Episode 1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    S6:E1

    In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  24. undefined Season 7 Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth
    7.4/10(13 votes)

    S7:E7

    Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Jim Patterson

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  25. undefined Season 8 Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    S8:E2

    Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

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    Writer:Jim Patterson

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Jim Patterson Ratings Summary

"Take Me Away from Here" is the best rated episode written by Jim Patterson. It scored 8/10 based on 2 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 6/16/2017 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Can't Be Really Gone".