The Best Episodes Written By Jim Patterson

Every TV Episode Written by Jim Patterson Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for Take Me Away from Here
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Take Me Away from Here

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    S2:E3

    After a heart-to-heart with Maggie, Colt steps up and supports Heather. Meanwhile, the tension between Rooster and Beau takes a toll on Maggie.

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    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Kiss

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    S1:E10

    Riley is torn between her past and her future.

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    7.8/10(13 votes)

    #3 - Walnuts and Demerol

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    S4:E11

    Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

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    7.8/10(9 votes)

    #4 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

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    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

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    7.6/10(10 votes)

    #5 - The Two Finger Rule

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    S6:E19

    After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Release the Dogs

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    S4:E8

    Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

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    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #7 - City of Great Racks

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    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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    7.4/10(9 votes)

    #8 - Meander to Your Dander

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    S5:E11

    When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

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    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #9 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

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    S4:E7

    Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

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    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #10 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

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    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

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    Director:Jon Cryer
  11. Background image for I Think You Offended Don
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #11 - I Think You Offended Don

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    S6:E13

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
  12. Background image for The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #12 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

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    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #13 - My Son's Enormous Head

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    S6:E18

    Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

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    S8:E15

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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    7.2/10(10 votes)

    #15 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

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    S4:E20

    Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

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    Director:Jerry Zaks
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    7.2/10(9 votes)

    #16 - Thank God for Scoliosis

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    S6:E12

    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
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    7.1/10(10 votes)

    #17 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

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    S4:E14

    Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

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  18. Background image for Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

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    S6:E1

    In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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  19. Background image for Springtime on a Stick
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Springtime on a Stick

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    S8:E8

    Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

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    7.0/10(13 votes)

    #20 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

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    S5:E6

    Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

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  21. Background image for Winky-Dink Time
    7.0/10(8 votes)

    #21 - Winky-Dink Time

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    S5:E14

    Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

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  22. Background image for The Flavin' and the Mavin'
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #22 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

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    S6:E4

    Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

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  23. Background image for It's Always Nazi Week
    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #23 - It's Always Nazi Week

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    S6:E6

    When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

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    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #24 - Pinocchio's Mouth

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    S6:E8

    Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
  25. Background image for The Devil's Lube
    7.0/10(9 votes)

    #25 - The Devil's Lube

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    S6:E11

    Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

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    Director:Jeff Melman

Jim Patterson Ratings Summary

"Take Me Away from Here" is the best rated episode written by Jim Patterson. It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by David Trainer. It aired on 6/16/2017 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Kiss".