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The Best Episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

Every episode of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$!

Follow Platinum Realty, Los Angeles' premiere realty group as a group of realtors compete for a partner position in the firm by selling as much...
Genre:Comedy
Networks:SeeSoPluto TV

Best Episodes Summary

"Missing Dean" is the best rated episode of "Bajillion Dollar Propertie$". It scored 9.4/10 based on 16 votes. Directed by Kulap Vilaysack and written by Seth Morris, it aired on 8/5/2019. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Looking Forward".

  • Missing Dean
    9.4/1016 votes
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    #1 - Missing Dean

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 8/5/2019

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    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Seth Morris

  • Looking Forward
    9.3/1011 votes
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    #2 - Looking Forward

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 6/1/2017

    The Bros add a third agent, Rocket Jackson, to their twosome for a sexually charged home viewing. Chelsea sells to skittish animal attack survivor Huck, and famed photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum. Dean finally announces the winning book foreword writer.

    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Seth Morris

  • Stapler's Monster
    9.3/1012 votes
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    #3 - Stapler's Monster

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 8/6/2019

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    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

  • Love Is the Most Dangerous Game
    9.2/1010 votes
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    #4 - Love Is the Most Dangerous Game

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 8/7/2019

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    Director: Seth Morris

    Writer: Alex Fernie

  • A Divided House
    9.0/1012 votes
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    #5 - A Divided House

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2017

    The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behavior is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of tracksuited women, while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.

    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Shauna McGarry

  • Royale Pains
    9.0/1011 votes
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    #6 - Royale Pains

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 8/5/2019

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    Director: Seth Morris

    Writer: Alex Fernie

  • Predator Party
    8.9/1012 votes
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    #7 - Predator Party

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/13/2016

    Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kevin Seccia

  • Night of the Diamond Dealmakers
    8.8/1010 votes
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    #8 - Night of the Diamond Dealmakers

    Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2016

    It's the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

  • Family Matters
    8.8/108 votes
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    #9 - Family Matters

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 8/8/2019

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    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Shauna McGarry

  • Amir vs Dean
    8.7/1010 votes
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    #10 - Amir vs Dean

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2016

    Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

    Director: Brad Morris

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Alex Fernie

  • Day of the Diamond Dealmakers
    8.5/109 votes
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    #11 - Day of the Diamond Dealmakers

    Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 10/13/2016

    It's finally the day of the big award show and everyone's on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

  • Spiritual Gurus
    8.4/1010 votes
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    #12 - Spiritual Gurus

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/2016

    A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Shauna McGarry

  • Baxter's Confession
    8.4/1011 votes
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    #13 - Baxter's Confession

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2016

    A freaked out Andrew hears Baxter possibly confess to a murder in his sleep, Glenn feels disrespected by Dean’s overbearing assistant. An ambitious indie filmmaker tries to pull a fast one on Victoria.

    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Jessica Gao

  • Dean's Legacy
    8.4/1012 votes
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    #14 - Dean's Legacy

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/1/2017

    Dean will let one select broker write a foreword to his upcoming memoir and hires his son DJ to babysit while he writes; Amir has a surefire buyer, as soon as he gets the front door open.

    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

  • Good Todd Hunting
    8.4/108 votes
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    #15 - Good Todd Hunting

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 8/7/2019

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    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Matt McConkey

  • Held Breath
    8.4/107 votes
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    #16 - Held Breath

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 8/8/2019

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    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Mike Hanford

  • Uncle Jerry
    8.3/1028 votes
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    #17 - Uncle Jerry

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/17/2016

    Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.

    Director: Robert Ben Garant

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

  • Snip Quit
    8.3/109 votes
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    #18 - Snip Quit

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/2016

    Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

    Director: Kulap Vilaysack

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kate Berlant

  • Disaster Drills
    8.3/109 votes
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    #19 - Disaster Drills

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/1/2017

    Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter learn emergency protocol, Amir needs client Eric to pass a biology test before the sale and Andrew sells to author Merry Capshaw, who narrates her every thought.

    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Seth Morris

  • Inside Joke
    8.1/1025 votes
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    #20 - Inside Joke

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/24/2016

    Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Alex Fernie

  • Roger Me Rightly
    8.1/1020 votes
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    #21 - Roger Me Rightly

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/14/2016

    Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.

    Director: Robert Ben Garant

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Jessica Gao

  • Farsi Lessons
    8.1/1012 votes
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    #22 - Farsi Lessons

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/13/2016

    Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

    Director: Brad Morris

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

  • The Platinum Curse
    8.0/1011 votes
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    #23 - The Platinum Curse

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 6/1/2017

    Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ, who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc, an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robbers target Glenn’s open house.

    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

  • Tough Love
    8.0/1013 votes
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    #24 - Tough Love

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 8/6/2019

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    Director: Alex Fernie

    Writer: Kevin Seccia

  • Meet Platinum
    7.9/1034 votes
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    #25 - Meet Platinum

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/2016

    The brokers at L.A.'s premier residential brokerage learn one of them will soon be named partner, setting off a ruthless race to the top. Meanwhile, Glenn, the new office manager tries to assert himself, and Andrew and Baxter try to sell the house of a movie star who can only negotiate when he's drunk and stoned.

    Director: Robert Ben Garant

    Writer: Kulap Vilaysack