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Follow Platinum Realty, Los Angeles' premiere realty group as a group of realtors compete for a partner position in the firm by selling as much property as possible.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 2 - Royale Pains
    9.1/10(13 votes)

    S4:E2

    Dean the Broker dives into hardcore negotiations with Quistian Gayle, while Chelsea tries to evangelize Wisdometrics and Glenn sells to an actual prince.

    Director:Seth Morris
    Writer:Alex Fernie

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  2. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 7 - Predator Party
    8.9/10(13 votes)

    S2:E7

    Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writers:Kevin Seccia, Kulap Vilaysack

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  3. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 9 - Night of the Diamond Dealmakers
    8.9/10(11 votes)

    S2:E9

    It's the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writers:Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

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  4. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 5 - Amir vs Dean
    8.8/10(12 votes)

    S2:E5

    Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

    Director:Brad Morris
    Writers:Alex Fernie, Kulap Vilaysack

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  5. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 1 - Missing Dean
    8.8/10(18 votes)

    S4:E1

    The Brokers adjust to the new normal at Platinum with DJ in charge. Dean is missing in action, and Victoria learns an unpleasant secret while tracking him down. Meanwhile, Chelsea embarks on a new spiritual path, Amir sells to a zealous client and the Bros show a house to former child star as Glenn starts looking for romance.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writer:Seth Morris

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  6. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 8 - Family Matters
    8.8/10(9 votes)

    S4:E8

    Glenn worries a special day he’s planned will be complicated by the War of the Rosedragons to decide Platinum ownership.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writer:Shauna McGarry

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  7. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 3 - Spiritual Gurus
    8.6/10(12 votes)

    S2:E3

    A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writers:Shauna McGarry, Kulap Vilaysack

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  8. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 8 - Day of the Diamond Dealmakers
    8.6/10(10 votes)

    S2:E8

    It's finally the day of the big award show and everyone's on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writer:Kulap Vilaysack

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  9. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 4 - Stapler's Monster
    8.6/10(14 votes)

    S4:E4

    Dean learns basic office tasks and his old foe Quistian takes on the Bros. Victoria hires untested twin contractors while Serge and Gio want revenge.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writer:Kulap Vilaysack

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  10. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 5 - Good Todd Hunting
    8.6/10(10 votes)

    S4:E5

    Andrew's investigated, Baxter’s married ex-boyfriends need a home, Serge and Gio take aim at Amir and Victoria and Dean's tricked into couples therapy.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writer:Matt McConkey

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  11. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 3 Episode 7 - Looking Forward
    8.5/10(13 votes)

    S3:E7

    The Bros add a third agent, Rocket Jackson, to their twosome for a sexually charged home viewing. Chelsea sells to skittish animal attack survivor Huck, and famed photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum. Dean finally announces the winning book foreword writer.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writers:Kulap Vilaysack, Seth Morris

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  12. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 7 - Held Breath
    8.5/10(8 votes)

    S4:E7

    Dean and DJ vie for Platinum, a helpful tipster visits Baxter, Chelsea sells to a pedantic scientist and Glenn connects with a buyer.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writer:Mike Hanford

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  13. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 1 Episode 2 - Uncle Jerry
    8.4/10(30 votes)

    S1:E2

    Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.

    Director:Robert Ben Garant
    Writers:Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

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  14. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 6 - Snip Quit
    8.4/10(10 votes)

    S2:E6

    Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writers:Kate Berlant, Kulap Vilaysack

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  15. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 3 Episode 1 - Dean's Legacy
    8.4/10(13 votes)

    S3:E1

    Dean will let one select broker write a foreword to his upcoming memoir and hires his son DJ to babysit while he writes; Amir has a surefire buyer, as soon as he gets the front door open.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writer:Kulap Vilaysack

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  16. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 3 Episode 4 - Disaster Drills
    8.4/10(10 votes)

    S3:E4

    Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter learn emergency protocol, Amir needs client Eric to pass a biology test before the sale and Andrew sells to author Merry Capshaw, who narrates her every thought.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writers:Kulap Vilaysack, Seth Morris

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  17. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 4 Episode 6 - Love Is the Most Dangerous Game
    8.4/10(12 votes)

    S4:E6

    Dean meets a peer at a listing, while Andrew isn’t sure what his client is asking of him. Victoria struggles with her office romance.

    Director:Seth Morris
    Writer:Alex Fernie

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  18. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 1 Episode 6 - Roger Me Rightly
    8.3/10(22 votes)

    S1:E6

    Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.

    Director:Robert Ben Garant
    Writers:Jessica Gao, Kulap Vilaysack

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  19. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 2 - Farsi Lessons
    8.3/10(14 votes)

    S2:E2

    Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

    Director:Brad Morris
    Writers:Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

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  20. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 1 Episode 3 - Inside Joke
    8.2/10(27 votes)

    S1:E3

    Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writers:Alex Fernie, Kulap Vilaysack

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  21. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 3 Episode 2 - A Divided House
    8.2/10(14 votes)

    S3:E2

    The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behavior is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of tracksuited women, while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.

    Director:Kulap Vilaysack
    Writers:Shauna McGarry, Kulap Vilaysack

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  22. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 3 Episode 6 - The Platinum Curse
    8.2/10(13 votes)

    S3:E6

    Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ, who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc, an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robbers target Glenn’s open house.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writer:Kulap Vilaysack

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  23. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 1 Episode 8 - Make Partner (1)
    8.1/10(18 votes)

    S1:E8

    After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writer:Kulap Vilaysack

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  24. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 1 Episode 9 - Make Partner (2)
    8.1/10(18 votes)

    S1:E9

    With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writers:Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

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  25. Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ Season 2 Episode 1 - Victoria Awakens
    8.0/10(13 votes)

    S2:E1

    The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.

    Director:Alex Fernie
    Writer:Kulap Vilaysack

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Best Episodes Summary

"Royale Pains" is the best rated episode of "Bajillion Dollar Propertie$". It scored 9.1/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Seth Morris and written by Alex Fernie, it aired on 8/5/2019. This episode scored 0.2 points higher than the second highest rated, "Predator Party".