The Best Episodes of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

The brokers at L.A.'s premier residential brokerage learn one of them will soon be named partner, setting off a ruthless race to the top. Meanwhile, Glenn, the new office manager tries to assert himself, and Andrew and Baxter try to sell the house of a movie star who can only negotiate when he's drunk and stoned.

Director: Robert Ben Garant

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.

Director: Robert Ben Garant

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Alex Fernie

Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Shauna McGarry

Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.

Director: Robert Ben Garant

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kevin Seccia

Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.

Director: Robert Ben Garant

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Jessica Gao

The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kate Berlant

After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

Director: Brad Morris

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Shauna McGarry

A freaked out Andrew hears Baxter possibly confess to a murder in his sleep, Glenn feels disrespected by Dean’s overbearing assistant. An ambitious indie filmmaker tries to pull a fast one on Victoria.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Jessica Gao

Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

Director: Brad Morris

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Alex Fernie

Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kate Berlant

Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kevin Seccia

It's finally the day of the big award show and everyone's on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

It's the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Brad Morris

Dean will let one select broker write a foreword to his upcoming memoir and hires his son DJ to babysit while he writes; Amir has a surefire buyer, as soon as he gets the front door open.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behavior is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of tracksuited women, while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Shauna McGarry

New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean’s social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars, but she won’t stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector.

Director: Seth Morris

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Alex Fernie

Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter learn emergency protocol, Amir needs client Eric to pass a biology test before the sale and Andrew sells to author Merry Capshaw, who narrates her every thought.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Seth Morris

Chelsea and Baxter hire Dean to manage their new folk duo, and he books them on TV's The Real Estate show. Glenn sells to Objectophile Sabra, and Victoria deals with food-obsessed Gerald.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Kevin Seccia

Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ, who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc, an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robbers target Glenn’s open house.

Director: Alex Fernie

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack

The Bros add a third agent, Rocket Jackson, to their twosome for a sexually charged home viewing. Chelsea sells to skittish animal attack survivor Huck, and famed photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum. Dean finally announces the winning book foreword writer.

Director: Kulap Vilaysack

Writer: Kulap Vilaysack, Seth Morris