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The Best Episodes of Bert the Conqueror

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Bert the Conqueror was an American reality television series which premiered on the Travel Channel on June 16, 2010. The show was hosted by the American stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer. He traveled across the United States

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 2 - Cedar Point
    7.7/10(7 votes)

    #1 - Cedar Point

    S1:E2

    Bert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less than 1 hour.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 1 - Utah
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    #2 - Utah

    S1:E1

    Bert travels to Utah to ride a Wicked Rollercoaster, become a human slingshot, and fly in a harness up to 143 feet in the sky.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 3 - Las Vegas
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #3 - Las Vegas

    S1:E3

    Bert spends the day at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 4 - New Hampshire
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #4 - New Hampshire

    S1:E4

    Bert travels to New Hampshire where he goes to Canobie Lake Park to have a try at power-kiting and the Mount Sunapee Slush Cup.

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  5. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 5 - Tennessee
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    #5 - Tennessee

    S1:E5

    Bert flies to Tennessee to visit Dollywood to have a try at catfish grabbling in the Tennessee River and Smokey Mountain Speedpark's SkyScraper.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 6 - Florida
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #6 - Florida

    S1:E6

    Bert heads to the Sunshine State to have a ride on 2 roller coasters and competes in a belly-flop competition.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 7 - Wisconsin
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #7 - Wisconsin

    S1:E7

    Bert heads to the Wisconsin Dells to experience the world's largest unattached free-fall ride and some of America’s biggest and best waterslides.

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  8. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 8 - Texas
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #8 - Texas

    S1:E8

    Bert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.

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  9. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 9 - Massachusetts
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Massachusetts

    S1:E9

    Bert tackles insane thrill rides Bizarro and Catapult at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in a greasy-pole contest.

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  10. Bert the Conqueror Season 1 Episode 10 - South Carolina
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - South Carolina

    S1:E10

    Bert heads to Carowinds Theme Park to conquer 2 extreme coasters -- Intimidator and Afterburn -- then attempts Redneck Waterskiing.

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  11. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 1 - Maine
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - Maine

    S2:E1

    Bert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.

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  12. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 2 - Virginia
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Virginia

    S2:E2

    Bert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.

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  13. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 3 - Florida
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - Florida

    S2:E3

    Bert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.

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  14. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 4 - Hawaii
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Hawaii

    S2:E4

    Bert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.

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  15. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 5 - New Jersey
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - New Jersey

    S2:E5

    Bert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.

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  16. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 6 - Alberta, Canada
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Alberta, Canada

    S2:E6

    Bert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.

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  17. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 7 - Eastern Texas
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - Eastern Texas

    S2:E7

    Bert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.

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  18. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 8 - Alaska
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Alaska

    S2:E8

    Bert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.

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  19. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 9 - New Mexico
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - New Mexico

    S2:E9

    Bert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.

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  20. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 10 - Arizona
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Arizona

    S2:E10

    Bert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.

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  21. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 11 - Cancun
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #21 - Cancun

    S2:E11

    Bert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at the Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucatan jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.

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  22. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 12 - San Francisco
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #22 - San Francisco

    S2:E12

    Bert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.

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  23. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 13 - Indiana
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #23 - Indiana

    S2:E13

    Bert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.

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  24. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 14 - Colorado
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #24 - Colorado

    S2:E14

    Bert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.

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  25. Bert the Conqueror Season 2 Episode 15 - Los Angeles
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #25 - Los Angeles

    S2:E15

    Bert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Cedar Point" is the best rated episode of "Bert the Conqueror". It scored 7.7/10 based on 7 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 6/16/2010. This episode scored 7.7 points higher than the second highest rated, "Utah".